[biatch77]

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I do want one of these shirts and I think they are great. But I am honestly wondering how long a male like myself must go without "M" until you think that I have earned it and can actually in good conscience purchase and wear one of these shirts?

I have been very concerned about the amount of masturbation "M" threads here and the amount of "M" talk that goes around in this Satan filled World.

All True Christians know you will go to HELL for it and unsaved trash thinks it is "cool".

I wanted to do something to make a stand against "M'ing" and wanted to make a subtle statement that says it isn't cool and yet doesn't mention the "M" word.

So, folks I came up with this T-shirt. Hands off! This shirt will quietly and confidently set you apart from HELLBOUND "M'ers". When you see another True Christian with this T-shirt on in a crowded mall or even in another State while on vacation you will instantly know that he or she is part of the Anti-M club AND a True Christian (you can also give them a knowing wink because you will know you are part of thisv ery special HEAVENBOUND elite club ).

I have a feeling this T-shirt will really take off among the young adults.

Place your orders today.

SIZE:
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(Please keep in mind that these will be made in Brother Worthington's Malasian factory and may run small or contain lead.)

Please PM me with your Credit Card information and any special shipping instructions.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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While the very idea of fondling my genitalia in a manner that provides maximum stimulation to achieve the most powerful eruptions of my manly sex, I cannot get over what the sounds of the tens of thousands of dying babies must be like as their tiny lifeless bodies dry out on a tissue.
No, I let God take hold of my urges, producing offspring in my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. Do His deeds, no matter how distasteful.

AMEN, Brother AMEN. All life is precious.

[Back against wall]

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Apparently you see it in a lot of catlick "art", because the artists picked models from their own perverted kind and these people are so paranoid that they have to watch everyone all the time. It's not natural.

The Horror, the horror.

[James Hutchins]

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While the very idea of fondling my genitalia in a manner that provides maximum stimulation to achieve the most powerful eruptions of my manly sex, I cannot get over what the sounds of the tens of thousands of dying babies must be like as their tiny lifeless bodies dry out on a tissue.
No, I let God take hold of my urges, producing offspring in my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. Do His deeds, no matter how distasteful.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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... and his freak daughter kreep'd me out big time, it looked like her eyes were always following me when I was shouting enthusiastic prayers at her to keep the evil away from me.

That's quite a common catlick thing**, Brother Back (** though being a retarded would make it worse). I know this for sure because my husband explained it to the boys when one of them asked why that creepy Mona Liza picture keeps staring at you, even when you try to get out of its line of sight. The twins even did a proper experiment where they stood on opposite sides of the room to test it and it still managed to stare at both of them!

Apparently you see it in a lot of catlick "art", because the artists picked models from their own perverted kind and these people are so paranoid that they have to watch everyone all the time. It's not natural.

Thank God she's dead now. I still see those hellish eyes. Following me. Like it was a real child.

I wish you hadn't said that. I shall have nightmares.

YiC
Joanna

[Back against wall]

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I have had a friend with one of those. He used it for his Retarded Mongoloid, Down Syndrome Daughter. What he did though was pull an old handle off a Golf Buggy and attach it behind the head of the padded Cross and used it so he didn't have to wheel a wheelchair into the pub when he met his friends for the daily Alcoholic-Booze-Up. It was too embarrassing, the wheelchair. He still has to show up with the spastic but he thinks it makes it a lot more manly.

Turns out he was a Catlick and ended up in some Heathen Satanic fellowship called Alcoholics Amoungus or Alcoholics 'R' Us or some Satanic named group. May both of them burn in .
He's back at the Pub again but screw him. He borrowed a can opener off me once and never returned it. I've killed for less than that (in the old days) and his freak daughter kreep'd me out big time. It looked like her eyes were always following me when I was shouting enthusiastic prayers at her to keep the evil away from me.
Thank God she's dead now. I still see those hellish eyes. Following me. Like it was a real child.

Artists rendition of Cross-Buggy

[Sister Sally Bate]

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This ingenious device could have a dual purpose. If you prop the young boy upright in the corner, it could teach him what it felt like for Jesus while he hung from the cross.

That is genius! In the Sunday school where I used to teach, I would pass around a Styrofoam donut with toothpicks so the kids could see how Christ felt with his crown of thorns. Each child got to experience, first hand, the ecstasy of sacrifice.

[VictoryOS]

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This ingenious device could have a dual purpose. If you prop the young boy upright in the corner, it could teach him what it felt like for Jesus while he hung from the cross.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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That is very sensible and wise of you.
I had to buy my nephew one of these, because he did not understand the severity of his actions.



I am convinced he is closer to heaven now that his bad habits have been curbed.

Self-rape hurts so many more people that just the rapist/victim. Mostly, it hurts Jesus, and that breaks my heart. It also makes me very, very angry, and my boys know better than to cross me.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Amen, sister! As I always tell my children, you can't hold hands with if your hands are otherwise sinfully occupied.

That is very sensible and wise of you.
I had to buy my nephew one of these, because he did not understand the severity of his actions.



I am convinced he is closer to heaven now that his bad habits have been curbed.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Blessed be those who rise above the temptations of the flesh.

Amen, sister! As I always tell my children, you can't hold hands with if your hands are otherwise sinfully occupied.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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We need to fight sin and self-defilement.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Proud to say that after 7 years of cleanliness, I'm an official member of the anti-masturbation club.

Blessed be those who rise above the temptations of the flesh.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Amen, Sister.

Keep fighting the good fight against unclean hands and souls.

[Didymus Much]

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...Brother BAW is a Godly True Christian™ Man, and you're a pathetic heathen worm...

But, he can get better.


















I'm talking about BAW.