[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

Thank you for that friendly reply, is there a thread to introduce oneself here at the forum?

Start a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[chasteboy]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

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I was a little concerned by the tone of that post from Mr Chasteboy, wondering whether he was perhaps from Swaziland, so quickly checked and found:



I am praying about this now, Mrs Etheldreda.

- i did not say She did it with electricty - it was my swedish brother, praise be to him, who used that kind of device, and i must say it made me rather curious. Today there is election in the swedish church and i do look forward to it. Praise Lord Jesus for the day I found this forum and for the well being of all its members of the true faith.

[chasteboy]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

Well Praise Jesus! I LOVE to hear a happy story like that!

Welcome to our friendly forums.

Thank you for that friendly reply, is there a thread to introduce oneself here at the forum?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

Well Praise Jesus! I LOVE to hear a happy story like that!

Welcome to our friendly forums.

I was a little concerned by the tone of that post from Mr Chasteboy, wondering whether he was perhaps from Swaziland, so quickly checked and found:

she is doing him with electricity?

I am praying about this now, Mrs Etheldreda.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

I have been fighting Satan for many years to avoid the lust to masturbate, so I was lucky and my Wife guided me to use a chastity device where She holds the key and only lets me out when She can make use of me. I feel I am so luck to have my wife and She will never let me sin again.

Well Praise Jesus! I LOVE to hear a happy story like that!

Welcome to our friendly forums.

[chasteboy]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

I have been fighting Satan for many years to avoid the lust to masturbate, so I was lucky and my Wife guided me to use a chastity device where She holds the key and only lets me out when She can make use of me. I feel I am so luck to have my wife and She will never let me sin again.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

I understand that self-abuse is very wrong in the eyes of Jesus so I will quit right as of todaymorrow

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

1 Corinthians 6:18

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

I think an Anti-Masturbation club is a great idea. Not masturbating is a lot more fun if you do it in a group.

Amen Brother, it is always more fun and Spirit Lead© when we can all lend a hand.

Psalm 118

118:15 The voice of rejoicing and salvation is in the tabernacles of the righteous: the right hand of the LORD doeth valiantly.
118:16 The right hand of the LORD is exalted: the right hand of the LORD doeth valiantly.

And where two or three of us are gathered together, there the Lord is in the midst of us.

Matthew

18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven. 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

Little become much when Jesus is in it!

Isaiah
60:22 A little one shall become a thousand, and a small one a strong nation: I the LORD will hasten it in his time.

Amen!

Ephesians
3:20 Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us,

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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When I activated my account and when I regestered it didn't say anything about there being extra rules. And my spirit is seated in heaven next to Christ. Ephesians 2:6 "And God raised us up with Christ and seated us with him in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus" And while metaphors can be helpful, just because you use one doesn't mean it makes the point you draw right.

Friend, it remains to be seen whether or not you know Jesus. We follow the Bible to the letter which absolutely instructs us to try the spirits, and that is exactly what we do.

1 John
4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

We are True-Christians™ and we are never wrong.

1 John
4:4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world. 4:5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them. 4:6 We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.

We abide in Him and He in us therefore, we are never guilty of the word that you used incorrectly. It is rude to come into a Church Forum, such as this Godly Church Forum®, and to accuse the Brethren of being rude; now that is rude(used correctly), friend.

1 John
2:27 But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him.

[Missionary in Sweden]

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I'd also like to join.

I created a separate thread for male chastity devices.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

[Godfly]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

I think an Anti-Masturbation club is a great idea. Not masturbating is a lot more fun if you do it in a group.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

When I activated my account and when I regestered it didn't say anything about there being extra rules. And my spirit is seated in heaven next to Christ. Ephesians 2:6 "And God raised us up with Christ and seated us with him in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus" And while metaphors can be helpful, just because you use one doesn't mean it makes the point you draw right. It seems rude to me to do that to people.

What you may not understand, dear, is that many (most) people who identify themselves as "seated in heaven next to Christ" are in fact quite mistaken. People think they are close to the Almighty One when in fact they are merely fantasizing about some super-man-like deity that just so happens to agree with them 100%.

Only Landover Baptist Church can guarantee Salvation©, so until a legitimate pastor and personal friend of Jesus Christ says you're Saved©, you're still considered, spiritually and generally speaking, unsaved trash.

I hope that helps.

[GoldHelper]

Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today!

When I activated my account and when I regestered it didn't say anything about there being extra rules. And my spirit is seated in heaven next to Christ. Ephesians 2:6 "And God raised us up with Christ and seated us with him in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus" And while metaphors can be helpful, just because you use one doesn't mean it makes the point you draw right. It seems rude to me to do that to people.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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How does one remove the label unsaved trash.. as I am royaly in the Kingdom of heaven. I assume it's by way of how I talk in the forum.. but still to assume that is bad. It's better to say under investigation and leave it at that.

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums!

You can find information about this and more HERE (including, Why am I labeled "Unsaved Trash" and "Under Investigation"? That's hurtful).

It seems you've forgotten to introduce yourself! Please go ahead and do so HERE, so that we can greet you properly.

[GoldHelper]

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I'm sorry I keep posting like this, I just keep thinking of things to say. Anyway I do want to join this super awesome kool, terrific, power filled, faith filled group!!! I know I can have more prayers answered if I beat m once in for all. I don't want to be double minded any more on this issue. It's nice to know there are people who think and feel the same way!