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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #1

    Caption Hellary and Niglet

    This should be fun. The winner will receive a FREE ANGIOPLASTY after next years Rib Fest!
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #2
    Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

    "Ok, I sat here for a half an hour like you said, now wheres my chicken?"
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

      You be touchin' my boyfriend, Antoine Federal, with your skanky white cooter and I'll kill ya beotch !!
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

        Ain't no stains on your dress !!
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • David Goldman
          (not a Jew)
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 700

          #5
          Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

          "Laff all yoos want beach, but Ah bees tellin yoo, yo cracka boy be my daddy! Nows pay up, elze Momma be goin to the Enquirer"
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          Proverbs 27:17
          Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
          Romans 1:20
          For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
          2 Timothy 2:15
          Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
            President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
            Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #6
            Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
            This should be fun. The winner will receive a FREE ANGIOPLASTY after next years Rib Fest!
            "If'n I's steal dem purty beads own yo's neck I be's aiba ta trade em fo 2 cow, 5 goat n 15 lil nigga slaves bak n da Mudder Lan, cracker."
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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #7
              Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

              Dare sho is a heap a tongue coiled up in dat mouf !!
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • swartkrans
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2009
                • 19

                #8
                Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                Some of you all come across as a little racist? ANyhow, my attempt:

                "I can see she's lying through her liberal yellow communist teeth"

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                • SayvedByTheLord
                  Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2007
                  • 3151

                  #9
                  Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                  Don' make me bust a cap in yo ass beeyatch !


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • David Goldman
                    (not a Jew)
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 700

                    #10
                    Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                    Originally posted by swartkrans View Post
                    Some of you all come across as a little racist?
                    Why do you say that? Just because we hate Hilary Clinton and she happens to be white, doesn't mean that we hate ALL white people. In fact, some of my best friends are white.
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                    Proverbs 27:17
                    Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                    Romans 1:20
                    For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                    2 Timothy 2:15
                    Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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                    • Remy Lebeau
                      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2058

                      #11
                      Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                      Originally posted by swartkrans View Post
                      Some of you all come across as a little racist? ANyhow, my attempt:

                      "I can see she's lying through her liberal yellow communist teeth"
                      How so? We abhor racism and do not stand for it. Alot of people come here and spout racist rhetoric under the guise of not spouting racist rhetoric. I'll be keeping an eye on you.

                      There is something very nazi about that name you chose.
                      Master of Godly Debating

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                      Debate Record
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                      Lastest Debates:
                      Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                      James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                      Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                      Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                      86 Victories
                      0 Defeats

                      Past Victories (Archive):
                      Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                      Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                      Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                        This should be fun. The winner will receive a FREE ANGIOPLASTY after next years Rib Fest!
                        My mama say she steel votin' fo Obama. She say the negro communitee be upset wif yo shenanigans.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • swartkrans
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 19

                          #13
                          Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                          Originally posted by David (not a Jew) View Post
                          Why do you say that? Just because we hate Hilary Clinton and she happens to be white, doesn't mean that we hate ALL white people. In fact, some of my best friends are white.
                          I'm talking about the comments about chicken and racism against the little girl.

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                          • swartkrans
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 19

                            #14
                            Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                            How so? We abhor racism and do not stand for it. Alot of people come here and spout racist rhetoric under the guise of not spouting racist rhetoric. I'll be keeping an eye on you.

                            There is something very nazi about that name you chose.
                            My name is not nazi its Afrikaner. ANd I don't see how you would think Im racist when you guys are saying stuff about chickens. What kind of christians are you guys.

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                            • David Goldman
                              (not a Jew)
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 700

                              #15
                              Re: Caption Hellary and Niglet

                              Originally posted by swartkrans View Post
                              I'm talking about the comments about chicken and racism against the little girl.
                              Sorry, I still don't see it. All of the "caption" comments are directed against Clinton. If anything, we are glorifying that precious little girl by implying that she has a maturity and rapier wit beyond her tender years.

                              Originally posted by swartkrans View Post
                              My name is not nazi its Afrikaner. ANd I don't see how you would think Im racist when you guys are saying stuff about chickens. What kind of christians are you guys.
                              I think you are the racist if you are reading racial connotations into any innocent comments. Chicken is an all American food enjoyed by everyone who lives here. Maybe if you weren't stuck in South Africa, you'd know that.
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                              Proverbs 27:17
                              Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                              Romans 1:20
                              For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                              2 Timothy 2:15
                              Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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