[Brother John]

Re: Undecided

But, Miss Lateefah, love is a powerful spur. Couldn't even a good christain boy fall in love with a heathen? My old sunday school teacher used to tell me that Jesus preached love and tolerance and forgiveness and that sort of stuff. Isn't it possible that his godly influence may not bring Miss Alie to the truth?

Your old Sunday school teacher is wrong.
Jesus preaches love for those that are True Believers. A good Christian doesn't fall in love with a heathen.

[Lunadea]

Re: Undecided

It do not be possible for a True Christian™ to love a witch. The Bible say:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? - 2 Corinthians 6:14-15 (KJV1611)

and

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. - Matthew 7:6 (KJV1611)

If he be in love with her, that mean he have strayed from the LORD (though I think there already plenty of evidence that this have happened!!!)

But, Miss Lateefah, love is a powerful spur. Couldn't even a good christain boy fall in love with a heathen? My old sunday school teacher used to tell me that Jesus preached love and tolerance and forgiveness and that sort of stuff. Isn't it possible that his godly influence may not bring Miss Alie to the truth?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

Day dream?? Only a depraved utterly beyond without Christ harlot like you could think havening ten slobbering witches wrap their hairy thighs about you is a day dream!!! Let us not even consider the terrible fate of the innocent, but unsaved babies from these unholy unions. Any shrimp for the barby Rachael? If you know what I mean. Oh, we have plenty of testimony, on tape*, from Wicker Rape Survivors. There is no use in denying your cult's hideous, exploitive practices Rachael.

* VHS, DVD and Bluetooth. Pod cast coming soon at the Landover Church store.

Yeeeeees, BJ, of coooourse you do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Undecided

Ah, now I know what it is that you repeatedly daydream and/or dream about at night, my dear BJ.

Day dream?? Only a depraved utterly beyond without Christ harlot like you could think havening ten slobbering witches wrap their hairy thighs about you is a day dream!!! Let us not even consider the terrible fate of the innocent, but unsaved babies from these unholy unions. Any shrimp for the barby Rachael? If you know what I mean. Oh, we have plenty of testimony, on tape*, from Wicker Rape Survivors. There is no use in denying your cult's hideous, exploitive practices Rachael.

* VHS, DVD and Bluetooth. Pod cast coming soon at the Landover Church store.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Undecided

Honeybunch, I'm not racist. Believe me, if anyone of any race started talking like you do, I'd be picking on them just as much. I'm not predjudiced. I dislike stupid people of all races.

So, if anybody of any race started talking like a negro, you'd hate them, and that proves you're not a racist? The way liberals "think" (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense) never ceases to amaze me.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

Frustrated that Jesus still has a small place in Daniel's heart harlot????

Daniel, if you are reading this Allie only wants you for your seed!!! With it she will make innocently little babies that her and her coven with roast and eat as offerings to their goat god (Satan in disguise). Stay away from the witch or you will end up chained to an altar and gang raped by harlots!!!

Ah, now I know what it is that you repeatedly daydream and/or dream about at night, my dear BJ.

Perhaps he is little binky. But it is certainly not little Binky that he is apologizing to. No, it is that witch Alie who has beguiled the poor lad. And it is not so much a matter of seducing him into witchy ways as seducing him away from the Lord.

Little binky? Again?

Well, maybe he has a thing for Alie. Who knows. But, I'm quite sure Alie's tastes do not run to younger men...especially silly little boys who are not yet of legal age.

Mind you, there is something that I'm not quite sure about here. He is really too polite... There is something wrong... Wouldn't a man that caring, sensitive and polite already have a boyfriend?

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Undecided

But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

It do not be possible for a True Christian™ to love a witch. The Bible say:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? - 2 Corinthians 6:14-15 (KJV1611)

and

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. - Matthew 7:6 (KJV1611)

If he be in love with her, that mean he have strayed from the LORD (though I think there already plenty of evidence that this have happened!!!)

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Undecided

But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

If Alie is the woman of this young man's dreams, he must be a young man of rare determination and courage. I take my hat of to him in that respect and wish him well. But I fear that if his wishes are fulfilled he is going to have a troubled and unhappy life.

Let's hope that this is just a simple case of Internet Cooter Anxiety and that while he has suddenly got the hots for her, he will get over it just as quickly. I suspect that all that talk of thigh-high latex leather boots and the riding whip is largely to blame.

Mind you, there is something that I'm not quite sure about here. He is really too polite... There is something wrong... Wouldn't a man that caring, sensitive and polite already have a boyfriend?

[Lunadea]

Re: Undecided

If she weren't a God-hating heathen who makes Baby Jesus cry more pitifully than a full swaddling cloth, then it'd be lovely.

Instead, he should have the stones to grab some stones and get on with the stoning of that stoner!

But Mr Knees, Sir, this is a teenage boy. His stones mightn't have <s>dr<s> got fully grown and his hormones are all in a lather. If something is the right shape he'll be all a flutter and its other qualities won't matter.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Undecided

But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

If she weren't a God-hating heathen who makes Baby Jesus cry more pitifully than a full swaddling cloth, then it'd be lovely.

Instead, he should have the stones to grab some stones and get on with the stoning of that stoner!

[Lunadea]

Re: Undecided

My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Maybe Daniel's been seduced by that little Binky?

But Mrs Van Hesling, why must we assume withcraft or seduction? IMO this is a simple case of romance in the air. This polite young man has fallen in love and is sending Alie respectful messages demonstrating his respect for her. I think it's nice.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Undecided

My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Maybe Daniel's been seduced by that little Binky?

Perhaps he is little binky. But it is certainly not little Binky that he is apologizing to. No, it is that witch Alie who has beguiled the poor lad. And it is not so much a matter of seducing him into witchy ways as seducing him away from the Lord.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Undecided

My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Frustrated that Jesus still has a small place in Daniel's heart harlot????

Daniel, if you are reading this Allie only wants you for your seed!!! With it she will make innocently little babies that her and her coven with roast and eat as offerings to their goat god (Satan in disguise). Stay away from the witch or you will end up chained to an altar and gang raped by harlots!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Undecided

My point, dear Eno, was that if you were worried about Alie seducing Daniel to witchy ways, wouldn't he be sounding a little more...witchy?

Maybe Daniel's been seduced by that little Binky?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Undecided

But Eno, how could it have been Alie? Didn't Little Boy insinuate that he's one of the people who picks and chooses from the bible?

Alie's Pagan. Your theory doesn't make too much sense.

I have never doubted that she is pagan. Wicca is a pagan religion and witches are pagan.

7 results for: pagan
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - –noun

1. one of a people or community observing a polytheistic religion, as the ancient Romans and Greeks.

2. a person who is not a Christian, Jew, or Muslim.

3. an irreligious or hedonistic person.

–adjective
4. pertaining to the worship or worshipers of any religion that is neither Christian, Jewish, nor Muslim.

5. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of pagans.

6. irreligious or hedonistic.

That is not a full discussion I grant you, but even an encyclopediac discription will make it plain that "pagan" in the ordinary, educated sense of the word, encompasses the likes of Wicca and all witchcraft. If you want to make up some new meaning for the term, that is your problem. Don't expect the rest of the world to follow suit.

She is a witch and has led this poor boy astray with a mixture of spells and feminine wiles. Can you explain why he is apologizing to her and not to the other people he's rebuked?

I'm sure you probably can. You were probably giving your little witch protege instructions on how to seduce him and lead him down the path to hell. Remember that your foul whoredoms and seductions of innocents may work up to a point in this earthly realm, but you will surely pay for the souls you harvest for your dark master at the day of judgement.