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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    2006 Husband of the Year Awards

    Brothers and Sisters,

    I'm pleased to announce the 2006 Husband of the Year Awards are finally in!

    We True Christians™ strive everyday day and in every way to live by the commandments of the KJV1611 Bible. Of course being a good wife or good husband is imperative! Landover Baptist rewards it's members immensely for being a True follower!

    (Ephesians 5:21-26)
    Submit to one another
    out of reverence for Christ.
    Wives, submit to your husbands
    as if to the Lord.
    For a husband is "head" of the wife
    as Christ is "head" of the church.
    He is saviour of the "body."
    Like the church submits to Christ,
    wives should submit to their husbands,
    in everything.
    Husbands, love your wives
    like Christ loved the church.
    He gave himself for her
    to make her holy,
    cleansing her
    by washing her
    with water
    and the word.


    Randomly during the year, we follow members of our congregation and take surveillance photos of them caught in the act of doing good deeds to please our LORD.

    Here are the 2006 WINNERS! Third and Second place couples will receive a two night stay at Motel 6 on the corner Indian Massacre Rd. and Bible Belt Way, plus a free dinner at the Olive Garden.

    The 1st Place Winners will receive an all inclusive one week stay at Bible Camp this June!

    Congradulations Mr. Halfwood for being the

    2006 Husband of the Year

    GLORY!!!!!!!!

    Lve, Sister Thumper
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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #2
    Re: 2006 Husband of the Year Awards

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Of course being a good wife or good husband is imperative!...Congradulations Mr. Halfwood
    Half-wood wins a husbandry award?


    No wonder Europeans make such fun of Americans!




    Bless you, my Viagra study drop-out,
    Father Mo


    A Cardinal in the making.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: 2006 Husband of the Year Awards

      Father Mo!!!!!!

      Get your dirty mind out of the gutter!

      Miffed, Sister Thumper
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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: 2006 Husband of the Year Awards

        PASTOR KENNETH D. PROFIT!!!!!

        Now if only hed come back from trying to c-o-nVert every last gayLord in Sin Fransissyco and come back and claim his Just Awards

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: 2006 Husband of the Year Awards

          I can only hope that some day I might earn such an award....with a certain blonde-haired, Bible-thumping True Christian™ girl....Jesus knows I can do better than the pansy-boys depicted in those photographs....
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: 2006 Husband of the Year Awards

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I can only hope that some day I might earn such an award....with a certain blonde-haired, Bible-thumping True Christian™ girl....Jesus knows I can do better than the pansy-boys depicted in those photographs....
            ~~~Swooon~~~



            I'm the luckiest girl in Landover!

            GLORY!

            Lve, Sister Thumper
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