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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #1

    Jesus crys! Mudslimes conquor Britain, Digital Righteousness dies

    What a miserable day Jesus had today! He hardly knows how to comport His Holy self. First thing this morning, the Mudslimes mopped up in their conquest of Britain Britistan, where the Queen is now brushing up on her Arabic phrasebook, and Tony Blair remains befuddled on how the change in Britistan's allegiances will affect the Iranian-held Britistani terrorists, who – even in captivity (the Iranians report) – continue to insult the Prophet Mohammed.

    In related news, the Beatles (Britistan's most celebrated pop combo, prior to Deeyah's recent explosion onto the front-page of NME and her non-stop play on BBC Radio 1), the Beatles are NOT releasing their catalog for digital sale (as if anyone cares about infidels who once claimed to be "more popular than Mohammed"). Rather, this is the day Digital Righteousness Management (DRM) died No longer will EMI songs on iTunes be protected by Godly DRM technology, which protects an mp3 file's sinful content from being accessed and played, despite its supposedly lawful purchase (a Holy arrangement God formerly celebrated as a needed restraint on man's use of forbidden secular audio files). DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL (not to mention extra work and overtime) THE DEMISE OF DRM WILL CAUSE FOR THE LORD'S SOLICITORS AT THE RIAA?!? Sackcloth and ashes are in order, Brothers and Cistern, for no day – in a very long time – has depressed Jesus as much as this one has.
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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384
      #2
      Re: Jesus crys! Mudslimes conquor Britain, Digital Righteousness

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      ...In related news, the Beatles (Britistan's most celebrated pop combo, prior to Deeyah's recent explosion onto the front-page of NME and her non-stop play on BBC Radio 1), the Beatles are NOT releasing their catalog for digital sale (as if anyone cares about infidels who once claimed to be "more popular than Mohammed")...
      Amen, Brother Lee.

      The Beatles music in encumbered by a Byzantine array of ownership and control stemming from their early avoidance of Britistan tithing (taxes) and the publishing rights that are partially owned by that "Jesus Juice" drinking pedophile sodomite freak Michael Jackson.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Jesus crys! Mudslimes conquor Britain, Digital Righteousness

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          What a miserable day Jesus had today! He hardly knows how to comport His Holy self. First thing this morning, the Mudslimes mopped up in their conquest of Britain Britistan, where the Queen is now brushing up on her Arabic phrasebook, and Tony Blair remains befuddled on how the change in Britistan's allegiances will affect the Iranian-held Britistani terrorists, who – even in captivity (the Iranians report) – continue to insult the Prophet Mohammed.
          Let us all pray for our brave boys and girls, who were just floating innocently in the Persian Gulf when they were savagely seized in an unprovoked act of barbarous aggression by the warlike Iranians.

          EDIT: I've just read that story you've linked to - can anyone be surprised at ungodly behaviour from such an obviously heathen town? It's called Clitheroe - clearly intended to be pronounced Clit-her-oh! Why is this even legal?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3330
              #4
              Re: Jesus crys! Mudslimes conquor Britain, Digital Righteousness

              Damned Muslims are going to ruin the whole planet. Now they have stolen British churches from normal people just to build a Devil worshipping center?
              Makes me sick.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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