[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Does THE BIBLE say that I can't listen to black metal and play RPG games?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

But I don't want to stop play RPG games and listen to black metal because I love that

Enjoy Hell!

There is only one way to accept Jesus, and that's to the hilt!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

But I don't want to stop play RPG games and listen to black metal because I love that

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

ok. I will accept Jesus from now but not in the extreme way okay?

Hold it there friend, Jesus hates the Luke warm. HE ether wants total commitment from you or HE says you are against HIM.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

ok. I will accept Jesus from now but not in the extreme way okay?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

christian scums! die!! die!! may SATAN take over your mind while you're asleep AHAHAHAHAAHA. Now I'm going to burn some churches down. I like to burn churches down.

Friend,

You do know we have forgive you this, like you other sins as Jesus commands. Don't worry, we are here to help you rise above you odious, disgusting self and come to Jesus love. Please let us help you before Jesus has you killed.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

christian scums! die!! die!! may SATAN take over your mind while you're asleep AHAHAHAHAAHA. Now I'm going to burn some churches down. I like to burn churches down.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to

I think I'm going to hurl.

This is the Landover Baptist Church Forum, not Bwack Lizard's Fantasy Sex Den!

If you wish to post here, you must immediately cease your ongoing posting of pornographic perversions! Discussing your disgusting desires is not acceptable behavior here. Is that clear?

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not create this thread. Also, some moderator is changing my messages.

EDIT: Read the notes friend. We do not tolerate pornography or vulgarity in this forum. BJ

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

releasing all your brain tissue

At least it will be over quickly for our reptilian friend, dear Dukie.

[Dukie]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to

i bet you do. you'll love riding his engorged member as it rips and shreds your innerds. you'll scream of all the pain you are encountering, but then you'll realize that satan has no ears to hear you with. then he'll force you to take it in your mouth as it penetrates through the back of your head, releasing all your brain tissue as his demons chew on your limbs.

you look forward to this?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

You know what else is disgusting? When large and powerful institutions claiming to provide a source of morality cover up the sexual abuse of young children.

What? I'm just sayin', is all.

A-MEN!!!!!!!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to

[R-R-R]

Re: Will I go to hell soon?

...make the rest of us heathens look bad.

As if they didn't have a bad reputation around here already, long before this homer came trolling the site...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Will I go to hell soon?

I was wondering, will I go to hell soon? Do you go right after you die? Or do you sit in the ground for a while first, or purgatory?

I realise that if I want to be a wizard I'll probably go to hell. Just wondering when it will happen. And if Satan's tallywhacker is really lots BIGGER than normal so I can really feel it good.

That's all.

Allow me to translate:

I have no LIFE.

Hate to take their side, but they really have seen your brand of trolling before. Many times.
Silly questions like this make the rest of us heathens look bad.