is satan's really bigger?

[Bwack Lizard]

I was wondering, will I go to hell soon? Do you go right after you die? Or do you sit in the ground for a while first, or purgatory?

I realise that if I want to be a wizard I'll probably go to hell. Just wondering when it will happen. And if Satan's tallywhacker is really lots BIGGER than normal so I can really feel it good.

That's all.

[The Catholic]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

that's just disgusting

[OnYourKnees]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

that's just disgusting

I agree.

Bwack Lizard is one of our resident imbeciles. He usually remains within the bounds of decency, but is sometimes quite vulgar and has to be corrected.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

that's just disgusting

You know what else is disgusting? When large and powerful institutions claiming to provide a source of morality cover up the sexual abuse of young children.

What? I'm just sayin', is all.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

How can people waist their time on trifles like this when Diseny is about to allow gays to have fairy tale weddings???

Bwack Lizard and Catholic are going to get first hand experience at how big Satan's tallywacker is if they don't come to Jesus for forgiveness.

[virginWhore]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

In my "travels", I've discovered something very amazing.


The general "sense" that one gets of a man's seed, is DIRECTLY related to how jesus-inspired or godless his life may be.


I would imagine that SATAN's seed would be like taking a big swig off a bottle of green tabasco.


vw

[Enobarbus]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

In my "travels", I've discovered something very amazing.


The general "sense" that one gets of a man's seed, is DIRECTLY related to how jesus-inspired or godless his life may be.


I would imagine that SATAN's seed would be like taking a big swig off a bottle of green tabasco.


vw

More accurately, in your travels you have found your way to God's favourite Forum run by God's and George Bush's Favourite church and have as a consequence learnt the true way to Salvation©. Yet you simply mock us and spit in Jesus' face!

I sometimes feel that sinners like you should go straight to the blazing pits of Hell Fire. You are fortunate that Jesus is more loving and tolerant than mortal man and its giving you this miraculous chance to Save your worthless and wretched soul. The window of opportunity for you to achieve Salvation© is narrowing, Virginwhore, 'the sands of time are running out' and Jesus will soon return to take his beloved home to be with Him in Glory. Do you want to be one of them, Virginwhore? Or do you want to be left behind to roast in unimaginable torment?

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Will I go to hell soon?

I was wondering, will I go to hell soon? Do you go right after you die? Or do you sit in the ground for a while first, or purgatory?

I realise that if I want to be a wizard I'll probably go to hell. Just wondering when it will happen. And if Satan's tallywhacker is really lots BIGGER than normal so I can really feel it good.

That's all.

You're a cute troll.

[Enobarbus]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

that's just disgusting

He is a silly and immature child who thinks that we are going to be shocked and horrified by his profanities.

There are thousands upon thousands -- perhaps even millions -- of them all over the Internet, and each one seems to think that he is somehow unique and that we will have seen or heard nothing like him before. He will take being banned because he has contributed nothing of intelligence as a form of success. It is, I suppose, in that there is no other way that he could get himself noticed.

[Quarry]

Re: Will I go to hell soon?

You're a cute troll.

What's cute about him.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Will I go to hell soon?

I was wondering, will I go to hell soon? Do you go right after you die? Or do you sit in the ground for a while first, or purgatory?

I realise that if I want to be a wizard I'll probably go to hell. Just wondering when it will happen. And if Satan's tallywhacker is really lots BIGGER than normal so I can really feel it good.

That's all.

Allow me to translate:

I have no LIFE.

Hate to take their side, but they really have seen your brand of trolling before. Many times.
Silly questions like this make the rest of us heathens look bad.

[R-R-R]

Re: Will I go to hell soon?

...make the rest of us heathens look bad.

As if they didn't have a bad reputation around here already, long before this homer came trolling the site...

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to

[eliot mayfield]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

You know what else is disgusting? When large and powerful institutions claiming to provide a source of morality cover up the sexual abuse of young children.

What? I'm just sayin', is all.

A-MEN!!!!!!!

[Dukie]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to

i bet you do. you'll love riding his engorged member as it rips and shreds your innerds. you'll scream of all the pain you are encountering, but then you'll realize that satan has no ears to hear you with. then he'll force you to take it in your mouth as it penetrates through the back of your head, releasing all your brain tissue as his demons chew on your limbs.

you look forward to this?