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  • Bwack Lizard
    Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
    • Jan 2007
    • 116

    #1

    is satan's really bigger?

    I was wondering, will I go to hell soon? Do you go right after you die? Or do you sit in the ground for a while first, or purgatory?

    I realise that if I want to be a wizard I'll probably go to hell. Just wondering when it will happen. And if Satan's tallywhacker is really lots BIGGER than normal so I can really feel it good.

    That's all.
    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-06-2007, 06:20 PM. Reason: Profanity removed
  • The Catholic
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2007
    • 8

    #2
    Re: is satan's really bigger?

    that's just disgusting

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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729

      #3
      Re: is satan's really bigger?

      Originally posted by The Catholic View Post
      that's just disgusting
      I agree.

      Bwack Lizard is one of our resident imbeciles. He usually remains within the bounds of decency, but is sometimes quite vulgar and has to be corrected.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: is satan's really bigger?

        Originally posted by The Catholic View Post
        that's just disgusting
        You know what else is disgusting? When large and powerful institutions claiming to provide a source of morality cover up the sexual abuse of young children.

        What? I'm just sayin', is all.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: is satan's really bigger?

          How can people waist their time on trifles like this when Diseny is about to allow gays to have fairy tale weddings???

          Bwack Lizard and Catholic are going to get first hand experience at how big Satan's tallywacker is if they don't come to Jesus for forgiveness.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • virginWhore
            Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
             
            • Feb 2007
            • 112

            #6
            Re: is satan's really bigger?

            In my "travels", I've discovered something very amazing.


            The general "sense" that one gets of a man's seed, is DIRECTLY related to how jesus-inspired or godless his life may be.


            I would imagine that SATAN's seed would be like taking a big swig off a bottle of green tabasco.


            vw
            Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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            • Enobarbus
              Professor of English Landover University
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3496

              #7
              Re: is satan's really bigger?

              Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
              In my "travels", I've discovered something very amazing.


              The general "sense" that one gets of a man's seed, is DIRECTLY related to how jesus-inspired or godless his life may be.


              I would imagine that SATAN's seed would be like taking a big swig off a bottle of green tabasco.


              vw
              More accurately, in your travels you have found your way to God's favourite Forum run by God's and George Bush's Favourite church and have as a consequence learnt the true way to Salvation©. Yet you simply mock us and spit in Jesus' face!

              I sometimes feel that sinners like you should go straight to the blazing pits of Hell Fire. You are fortunate that Jesus is more loving and tolerant than mortal man and its giving you this miraculous chance to Save your worthless and wretched soul. The window of opportunity for you to achieve Salvation© is narrowing, Virginwhore, 'the sands of time are running out' and Jesus will soon return to take his beloved home to be with Him in Glory. Do you want to be one of them, Virginwhore? Or do you want to be left behind to roast in unimaginable torment?
              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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              • MapesInmate
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Mar 2007
                • 43

                #8
                Re: Will I go to hell soon?

                Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                I was wondering, will I go to hell soon? Do you go right after you die? Or do you sit in the ground for a while first, or purgatory?

                I realise that if I want to be a wizard I'll probably go to hell. Just wondering when it will happen. And if Satan's tallywhacker is really lots BIGGER than normal so I can really feel it good.

                That's all.
                You're a cute troll.

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #9
                  Re: is satan's really bigger?

                  Originally posted by The Catholic View Post
                  that's just disgusting
                  He is a silly and immature child who thinks that we are going to be shocked and horrified by his profanities.

                  There are thousands upon thousands -- perhaps even millions -- of them all over the Internet, and each one seems to think that he is somehow unique and that we will have seen or heard nothing like him before. He will take being banned because he has contributed nothing of intelligence as a form of success. It is, I suppose, in that there is no other way that he could get himself noticed.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Quarry
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: Will I go to hell soon?

                    Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
                    You're a cute troll.
                    What's cute about him.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: Will I go to hell soon?

                      Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                      I was wondering, will I go to hell soon? Do you go right after you die? Or do you sit in the ground for a while first, or purgatory?

                      I realise that if I want to be a wizard I'll probably go to hell. Just wondering when it will happen. And if Satan's tallywhacker is really lots BIGGER than normal so I can really feel it good.

                      That's all.
                      Allow me to translate:
                      Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                      I have no LIFE.
                      Hate to take their side, but they really have seen your brand of trolling before. Many times.
                      Silly questions like this make the rest of us heathens look bad.
                      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-09-2007, 11:33 AM.
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • R-R-R
                        Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 183

                        #12
                        Re: Will I go to hell soon?

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        ...make the rest of us heathens look bad.
                        As if they didn't have a bad reputation around here already, long before this homer came trolling the site...
                        John 20:29
                        Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                        • Bwack Lizard
                          Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 116

                          #13
                          Re: is satan's really bigger?

                          I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to
                          Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-26-2007, 04:19 PM. Reason: Profanity removed

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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324

                            #14
                            Re: is satan's really bigger?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            You know what else is disgusting? When large and powerful institutions claiming to provide a source of morality cover up the sexual abuse of young children.

                            What? I'm just sayin', is all.
                            A-MEN!!!!!!!
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • Dukie
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 36

                              #15
                              Re: is satan's really bigger?

                              Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
                              I did not touch Satan's tallywhacker yet, but I want to
                              i bet you do. you'll love riding his engorged member as it rips and shreds your innerds. you'll scream of all the pain you are encountering, but then you'll realize that satan has no ears to hear you with. then he'll force you to take it in your mouth as it penetrates through the back of your head, releasing all your brain tissue as his demons chew on your limbs.

                              you look forward to this?

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