As a member of this forum that travels quite a bit, I think I get a chance to see more sin and depravity than most True Christians™ It's not something I'm proud of, but I think it makes me uniquely qualified to start this thread.
There are many people in this world doing Godly work that may never become True Christians™. They will end up in Hell because they didn't realize that the only sure path into The Kingdom of God begins at the well-guarded gates of Landover Baptist Church here in beautiful Freehold, Iowa.
For my first post, I would like to honor the lovely and talented Mrs. Nancy Grace. On her television show, inexplicably broadcast on Clinton News Network, the Godly Nancy covers the real news American's care about, missing and abducted little white girls.
Here she interviews that trampy Mormon girl who lived in that canyon with that false Christian crazy person and his other wife for a while. Nancy is very patient with the rather uppity Elizabeth Smart who doesn't seem to appreciate the honor being bestowed upon her by the Godly and famous Nancy. Typical of those Latter Day Losers really.
There are many people in this world doing Godly work that may never become True Christians™. They will end up in Hell because they didn't realize that the only sure path into The Kingdom of God begins at the well-guarded gates of Landover Baptist Church here in beautiful Freehold, Iowa.

For my first post, I would like to honor the lovely and talented Mrs. Nancy Grace. On her television show, inexplicably broadcast on Clinton News Network, the Godly Nancy covers the real news American's care about, missing and abducted little white girls.
Here she interviews that trampy Mormon girl who lived in that canyon with that false Christian crazy person and his other wife for a while. Nancy is very patient with the rather uppity Elizabeth Smart who doesn't seem to appreciate the honor being bestowed upon her by the Godly and famous Nancy. Typical of those Latter Day Losers really.

Here she is, as beautiful as ever, with her gorgeous twin gifts from God! She never tires of showing new and different pictures of her children on her hard-hitting news program. Whether it's a missing little white girl from Alabama or an abducted white pre-teen from Wyoming, you can bet Nancy won't be afraid to ask the tough questions of her hand-picked experts and guests!
I say keep it up Nancy! You may not get into Heaven, but here on earth you are doing great work!

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