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...and what birthday Blessings has JESUS showered you with on your day, Brother?
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...and what birthday Blessings has JESUS showered you with on your day, Brother?Last edited by SUV; 09-01-2009, 07:15 PM. -
Re: Birthday Blessings ro Brother WIDE-OPEN!
Happy birthday to a gentle, sweet, caring, funny, handsome True Christian man! May Jesus smile upon you today extra extra hard, Brother Wide-Open.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Thank you Brothers and Sisters.
I spent the day praying, reading my trusty KJV, remembering my late wife (and late dogs), and burned a Qur'an after my pot noodle dinner (you only live once before you go to heaven!
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Jesus let me live another year of preaching to the heathens here in unGodly europe. GLORY!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Praise Our great Lord Jesus for letting you live aother year and many more to came Happy Birthday Brother Wide-Open i hope you have a Wonderful day God Bless you
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Happy birfday! I hope it wuz sho-nuff wunnerful.No matter what, you gotta strut!Comment
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Happy Birthday Brother WO. And thanks to Jesus for not killing you off this year, as He has so many others over there in Europistan.
I'm sorry to say that your request to transfer back to Freehold has been denied again. We may send you to Poland though, or some other islamic country, so keep those bags packed.
Carry on.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Birthday Blessings to Brother WIDE-OPEN!
Happy Birthday. I got you a card. Hilarious isn't it? old
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Rejoicing here, in all you do for LBC,
Best birthday wishes!!
Feel free to incinerate a witch or 2 . . .Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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Thank you Pastor. That's ... good news ... I suppose. I know how you guys appreciate my unending efforts here, and I do fully understand it would be a terrible loss for Euristan if I would be transferred back to Freehold.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI'm sorry to say that your request to transfer back to Freehold has been denied again. We may send you to Poland though, or some other islamic country, so keep those bags packed.
It's good to feel needed.
Poland you say... Good thing I wasn't transferred on my birthday. Last time people went to Poland on the 1st of September, it went slightly wrong. Apparently.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
Poland you say... Good thing I wasn't transferred on my birthday. Last time people went to Poland on the 1st of September, it went slightly wrong. Apparently.
Errr . . . .
Umm . . . .
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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