[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Great, so you want a tattoo that no-one can see. Here's an idea: why don't you not get a tattoo, and just tell everyone you've got a really inconspicuous one? That way, you save valuable money, which you can tithe to Landover.

That wouldn't work....Her customers would know she was lying.

[Brother Temperance]

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And here I was thinking that was a convenient place to put it which wouldn't be too conspicuous in places like job interviews etc.

Great, so you want a tattoo that no-one can see. Here's an idea: why don't you not get a tattoo, and just tell everyone you've got a really inconspicuous one? That way, you save valuable money, which you can tithe to Landover.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Strange though...you'd think they wouldn't want any evidence.

Maybe to warn other women to stay away?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Because of the placement of the tattoo, if they had to inject through skin that had been inked, a risk of contamination.

Listen to me, Bubbles. If the endodermal layer of skin is contaminated, your body will send out signals to GOD who will kill the demon. The idea that injecting an epidural through a tattoo could induce contamination is whacko.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I've heard the expression "tramp stamps" before, but I still think "twattoo" has a more poetic ring to it.

And here I was thinking that was a convenient place to put it which wouldn't be too conspicuous in places like job interviews etc.

Because you are starved for attention and a tramp stamp is just the thing.

Bored and starved for attention aren't the same thing.

You didn't hear it from me. An epidural injects 2% lidocaine into your spine. Why would subcutaneous coloration affect that? Answer: It wouldn't.

Because of the placement of the tattoo, if they had to inject through skin that had been inked, a risk of contamination.

I agree. I would never have a SATANIC tattoo which GOD hates. But when I first got to my mission at Landover West they had a three-day luau to celebrate my arrival and they gave me some of the local drink...kava it's called, and some fermented tree bark tee and some other stuff.....anyway, when I awoke, I had a wonderful polynesian tattoo covering my foot and ankle. WHAT AN HONOR! They say it means that I am the King.......but girls look at it and giggle...so it probably means I am a stud-muffin.

You'll never know, will you?
It could well mean 'I have been touched by his noodly appendage'.

[Brother Temperance]

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I've heard the expression "tramp stamps" before, but I still think "twattoo" has a more poetic ring to it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Why would I have done that?

Because you are starved for attention and a tramp stamp is just the thing.

I've heard tell that you can't get an epidural if you have a tattoo there.....so I didn't wish to risk it.

You didn't hear it from me. An epidural injects 2% lidocaine into your spine. Why would subcutaneous coloration affect that? Answer: It wouldn't.

Besides, if one gets sick of a tattoo in five years or something they are then stuck with either that or a horrible scar.

I agree. I would never have a SATANIC tattoo which GOD hates. But when I first got to my mission at Landover West they had a three-day luau to celebrate my arrival and they gave me some of the local drink...kava it's called, and some fermented tree bark tee and some other stuff.....anyway, when I awoke, I had a wonderful polynesian tattoo covering my foot and ankle. WHAT AN HONOR! They say it means that I am the King.......but girls look at it and giggle...so it probably means I am a stud-muffin.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Why would I have done that? I've heard tell that you can't get an epidural if you have a tattoo there.....so I didn't wish to risk it.
Besides, if one gets sick of a tattoo in five years or something they are then stuck with either that or a horrible scar.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Do you have a tattoo in the small of your back? I'll bet you do! Do you know what those are called?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Maybe....I wonder why he thinks you would have instructed me in those....oooohhhhhhh.....now I remember.......you instructed me well as to what to tattoo on the back of a True Christian(tm) should I happen to....erm..... find one unconscious

[lilith]

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We might have this all wrong....maybe BJ was referring to a back decoration of some sort.
Perhaps he meant Henna painting or Tattooing?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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LOL. Demons in my colon, huh?
And here I was thinking that was just indigestion.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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But you agreed he was talking about the back arts before, why change your story now, Pastor?

I am trying to be polite to you but you are pushing the limits, MISSY! Neither BJ nor I nor any TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) know anything about 'back arts', you homer!
I suggest you read this: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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But you agreed he was talking about the back arts before, why change your story now, Pastor?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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But what Lilith was asserting in the first place is that BJ seems awfully familiar with the 'back arts', Lilith was asking HIM what they were!

I was just guessing.

You are in denial. BJ clearly said 'black arts', meaning witchcraft and sorcery.