SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

Greetings Unsaved Trash.

I have noticed a great deal of Unsaved Trash lurking on GOD'S Favorite Forum™ lately. I believe that JESUS has sent you here for a reason. To be SAVED®!!!

This Month Only when you register and Tithe (minimum $2,500) you will receive one free kitty.



HURRY! Supplies are limited. Colors may vary from kitty to kitty.

Enthusiastic, Sister Thumper

That's all nice and good, but just make sure no gooks try and get their hands on any of those kittens. I bet Hitoshi was licking his lips and carving himself some new chop sticks when he read about this opportunity

[Petal]

Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

"you must spreads some reputations around before givin it to Miss.BTB agains"

that there a annointed kitty, Miss.BTB. she sweet an demure, she gots them true christain lady tempermints™ an maybee she be a good influince on Miss.Tyson an Miss.Holyfields

[Rain]

Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

Oooh, I want one too!! Not fair, my last kitty was a demon possessed old thing...
If I tithe extra hard in the Good Lord's name, can I possibly adopt a kitty too??

~Rain

[MoonFlower]

Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!

I already have 13, but what's one more. Could I renew my membership Thumper??

Moon

[Talitha]

Re: SPECIAL! for Unsaved Trash - This Month Only!

Awww Shucks BTB.
Makes you almost want to become a new member of God's™ favourite Forum again!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Greetings Unsaved Trash.

I have noticed a great deal of Unsaved Trash lurking on GOD'S Favorite Forum™ lately. I believe that JESUS has sent you here for a reason. To be SAVED®!!!

This Month Only when you register and Tithe (minimum $2,500) you will receive one free kitty.



HURRY! Supplies are limited. Colors may vary from kitty to kitty.

Enthusiastic, Sister Thumper