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  • Elmer Christianson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 133

    #1

    TAX Question & Poll

    I was wondering if folks should be allowed to deduct charitable contributions that are non-Baptist from their income taxes?
    17
    NO, Jesus only approves of Baptist donations!
    0%
    16
    Yes (I'm a homer, Demoncrat, or Mooslum)
    0%
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    Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!
  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: TAX Question & Poll

    Just a friendly reminder to those out there to render unto caesar that which is caesar's. If you were smart, however, all of your possessions would belong to GOD (as represented by Landover Baptist Church here on earth) and therefore would be non-taxable.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3330

      #3
      Re: TAX Question & Poll

      Landover Baptist is Gods church, all others are simply pretending.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522

        #4
        Re: TAX Question & Poll

        Since I live in Landover, the only donations I make are to Baptists. But I don't file taxes, so it doesn't matter.

        Moon
        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: TAX Question & Poll

          Originally posted by Elmer Christianson
          I was wondering if folks should be allowed to deduct charitable contributions that are non-Baptist from their income taxes?
          Brother Elmer, I can't quite understand what you're asking here. How could a contribution to anything non-Baptist be charitable? I can't think of even one example of how diverting funds from Jesus to something else could be considered "charitable"....Have you been drinking those jew ice teas from Long Island again?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • May 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: TAX Question & Poll

            Originally posted by Elmer Christianson
            I was wondering if folks should be allowed to deduct charitable contributions that are non-Baptist from their income taxes?
            Silly Boy.

            What's a Charity?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: TAX Question & Poll

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Brother Elmer, I can't quite understand what you're asking here. How could a contribution to anything non-Baptist be charitable? I can't think of even one example of how diverting funds from Jesus to something else could be considered "charitable"....Have you been drinking those jew ice teas from Long Island again?
              Excellent point, Pastor, except that the Democrats in Congress, in a clear act of anti-Christian persecution, have declared numerous demonic institutions to be "charitable" in order to deceive the unsaved masses. Nancy Pefloozie's dark lord must be cackling in malevolent glee.
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