[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Please! I don't know how you're privy to that unholy pair's pillow talk, but I'll thank you to keep it off God's favourite forums! If I wanted to hear Alllie tell Daniel that he's a very naughty little boy, followed by several minutes of thumps, grunts and whimpering, I'd be perfectly capable of asking Bobby-Joe to send me the mp3s!

BT!!!!
You've said some surprising things in the time I've known you, but this TAKES THE CAKE!!! Have you been in the landover ale supply???

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Honestly!!
Why not leave poor dear Alie out of this!

Need I remind you that it was she who first pointed Daniel out to be a disrespectful, rude little boy? Hmm? Hmm?

Please! I don't know how you're privy to that unholy pair's pillow talk, but I'll thank you to keep it off God's favourite forums! If I wanted to hear Alllie tell Daniel that he's a very naughty little boy, followed by several minutes of thumps, grunts and whimpering, I'd be perfectly capable of asking Bobby-Joe to send me the mp3s!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Honestly!!
Why not leave poor dear Alie out of this!

Need I remind you that it was she who first pointed Daniel out to be a disrespectful, rude little boy? Hmm? Hmm?

It seems that the rest of you are only recently noticing just that!
So there.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Notice he used a corruption of her name in his very first line . . . Indeed, she has taken control of him. Daniel is now her puppet.

So we should be spelling "Alllie" with three 'l's?

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

I've seen the "Shut Down Landover" thingie. I think the website it comes from is scarier than Landover Landover mods are on power-trips for sure, lol, but I'm not against having free speech. I don't think that LBC should be shut down. I think certain mods should learn that I am not some evil spammer-troll though, and that I'm just here to have some interesting conversations (and possibly learn a little as well)

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

by the way, what is Jesus' handicap and does he prefer graphite or stainless steel shafts???.

Mother Glynndie, it's my understanding that Jesus likes his shafts natural. Real, solid hardwood for our Lord!

Looks like it might be too late Pastor Eno; seems Alie has Daniel already tucked away there. Is it just me or does he look like he misses us?

He looks more like a Miss than a Missus.

[Deaner]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

or, worse, you will be lured far into the woods

Looks like it might be too late Pastor Eno; seems Alie has Daniel already tucked away there. Is it just me or does he look like he misses us?

[BornAgain]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Anyone who write that many words, saying the exact same thing, all in big letters, and a whole lot of !!'s to follow each other word:
MUST be demon possessed!

Danielle, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!
Get thee behind me, satan!

Sounds like a case of the AOL demons.

And to think this neurotic heathen was once a Godly soldier for Christ™.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Preach it Mother Glenndy!!!!


HE may not play that well, but HE loves to watch!


Lve, Sister Thumper

[Brother V]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

what is Jesus' handicap

I don't think Jesus has an established handicap.

He only has the 5 holes. Not the regulation 18 to establish a handicap.

John 20:25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the LORD. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.

Both hands, the feet and the side...

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

We will shut down Landover come the rapture! And I can't wait to be united with our little family of True Christians in the very best part of Heaven (six car garages and private golf course, of course! by the way, what is Jesus' handicap and does he prefer graphite or stainless steel shafts???). And you Hell-bound heretics and sinners and feel good false Christians will inherit the Hell you've worked so hard for!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Oh LORD! That ignant bewitcheded chile done returned. I thought he been done for, that the witch woulda ate him by now, or chained him up in use for her perversions. It funny that he gonna be comin' in here with fantasies about Landover gettin' shut down, though. I guess he done forgot about how big this place be, and how generous the tithers be, and who the current President of the Uniteded States be. That witch best watch out before the LORD drop a house on her like He done in that movie. They shoulda ended that movie right there.... it was good until after that part, where they had started gettin' into the paganisms and the gay pride parades.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

It's truly tragic, B.S.!

Jesus weeps.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

I researched some of Daniel's former posts (before Undecided) and he seemed to be on the right path. Daniel I am ashamed that you would allow a witch to seduce you.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

ITS ALL LIES SAM!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!

Anyone who write that many words, saying the exact same thing, all in big letters, and a whole lot of !!'s to follow each other word:
MUST be demon possessed!

Danielle, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!
Get thee behind me, satan!

I was just thinking the very same thing, SS!

The poor boy is possessed by one of Alie's demon "familiars", no doubt!

Notice he used a corruption of her name in his very first line . . . Indeed, she has taken control of him. Daniel is now her puppet.

Why else would Daniel claim we are liars? We only share the Truth about God and Jesus, exactly as He reveals Himself in His Holy Word, the KJV 1611 Bible.

It's not like Daniel can't just look it up and check . . . Perhaps she's provided him with a Satanic Bible, like the New Infidel Version?