Shutdown Landover!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Anyone who write that many words, saying the exact same thing, all in big letters, and a whole lot of !!'s to follow each other word:
MUST be demon possessed!

Danielle, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!
Get thee behind me, satan!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

ITS ALL LIES SAM!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!

Daniel, you must try to calm yourself. This foul little witch Alie is not what you think; she has led you astray and cares nothing for you. She will simply use you for her own base and Godless ends and then cast you aside or, worse, you will be lured far into the woods lept upon by vile smelling pagans dressed in animal skins and offered as a human sacrifice to the Goddess and Gods.

Believe me, we have seen her in action before -- she is a brazen and ruthless harlot who will stop at nothing to lure her victims away from the Lord and into the arms of her master Satan. Trust me, Daniel, follow Alie and it is Satan's embrace that you will find yourself in.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Supplementary: I noticed that Daniel is unbanned but still on moderation. Also, a question: Why would anyone want to shutdown Landover? It's like trying to shutdown the U.S.A. You see how well the Mudslimes are doing with that.

Friend,

Why does Satan oppose Jesus? It is not like Satan can win. No, evil opposes good purely for the sake of being evil. Thise people with their false website see God's message ring true and clear here at Landover and it fills them with rage. They will do anything and say anything to silence The TRUTH(tm) so more souls can joing them in Hell.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Supplementary: I noticed that Daniel is unbanned but still on moderation. Also, a question: Why would anyone want to shutdown Landover? It's like trying to shutdown the U.S.A. You see how well the Mudslimes are doing with that.

A very foolish man called Jim Carlson runs a scurrilous Web Site in which he argues with many vicious lies that Landover should be shut down. But his site has simply sat there now unattended, except that some of his relatives have continued to pay the hosting fees.

As far as Mr Carlson is concerned, Pastor Pistle knows the full story, but he was tragically killed by a runaway truck a few years ago. He was crushed against a concrete wall and died instantly. Neither the truck nor the driver were ever found, and one would have to be very foolish not to wonder if the Lord is not speaking to us through this incident, however unpleasant it may seem.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

My mistake. I will use more discretion in the future.

It's less of a matter of discretion and moreso a matter of us, as True Christians, incapable of such horrendous acts as "kidnapping." EVERYTHING we do, we do out of love for our fellow man. We're just trying to help as many people as possible get to Heaven. That's why we witness others to the True Word of God, the Literal Translation of the KJV Bible 1611, you can find it here at www.biblegateway.com if you have any questions. Make sure you memorize this Holy Word of God, it's the only way to gain True Salvation.

[Daniel]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

My mistake. I will use more discretion in the future.

ITS ALL LIES SAM!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

We don't "abduct" anyone.
We lovingly relocate them, in an attempt to save their damned souls.

My mistake. I will use more discretion in the future.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

I will pray, sir. Have you considered abducting him and shipping him overnight to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital? It would seem to do him some good. It is such a pitty to see young men fall at the hands of a witch. Just motivation to keep on the right path.

We don't "abduct" anyone.
We lovingly relocate them, in an attempt to save their damned souls.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

I will pray, sir. Have you considered abducting him and shipping him overnight to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital? It would seem to do him some good. It is such a pitty to see young men fall at the hands of a witch. Just motivation to keep on the right path.

Supplementary: I noticed that Daniel is unbanned but still on moderation. Also, a question: Why would anyone want to shutdown Landover? It's like trying to shutdown the U.S.A. You see how well the Mudslimes are doing with that.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

I'll be praying for him Brother, maybe in the face of darkness and satan he will change his ways and see the light? Jesus is coming for you boy, you better have your game face on.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Daniel has committed the sin of plagiarism and of spreading false witness. He has copied and pasted from a notorious fake site that lies about Landover and mocks the Lord with nonsense about Christian cats and other obviously false information.

Daniel has been led astray by a witch who has used feminine wiles and powers invested in here by her master, Satan, to subvert Daniel from the Truth©. In fact the witches want young virgin men to sacrifice to the Wicker god, as they call him. Their intention is to burn Daniel alive inside a huge wooden effigy.

Not only is Daneil's soul in jeopardy, but his physical welfare as well. Let us all urgently pray for him!

I will pray, sir. Have you considered abducting him and shipping him overnight to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital? It would seem to do him some good. It is such a pitty to see young men fall at the hands of a witch. Just motivation to keep on the right path.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Shutdown Landover!

Daniel has committed the sin of plagiarism and of spreading false witness. He has copied and pasted from a notorious fake site that lies about Landover and mocks the Lord with nonsense about Christian cats and other obviously false information.

Daniel has been led astray by a witch who has used feminine wiles and powers invested in her by her master, Satan, to subvert Daniel from the Truth©. In fact the witches want young virgin men to sacrifice to the Wicker god, as they call him. Their intention is to burn Daniel alive inside a huge wooden effigy.

Not only is Daneil's soul in jeopardy, but his physical welfare as well. Let us all urgently pray for him!

[Daniel]

Plagiarised lies deleted.

/Eno