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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #1

    Top 10 questions for LBC

    Picked up from my trusty friend Michael Burmeister:

    1. Where is the term "altar call" in the Bible?
    2. Where is the term "Rapture" in the Bible?
    3. Where is the term "premillenialism" in the Bible?
    4. Where is the term "total immersion" in the Bible?
    5. Where is the term "eternal security" in the Bible?
    6. Where is the term "King James Version" in the Bible?
    7. Where is the term "sola scriptura" in the Bible?
    8. Where is the term "total depravity" in the Bible?
    9. Where is the term "Bible" in the Bible?
    10. Where is the term "faith alone" in the Bible?



    Answer to #10: James 2:24, where it is rejected.
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Top 10 questions for LBC

    Answer THIS set of accusations (that have been waiting for you for some time now) first, Papist.

    Who's this Michael character? Your newest boytoy?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: Top 10 questions for LBC

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      Picked up from my trusty friend Michael Burmeister:

      1. Where is the term "altar call" in the Bible?
      2. Where is the term "Rapture" in the Bible?
      3. Where is the term "premillenialism" in the Bible?
      4. Where is the term "total immersion" in the Bible?
      5. Where is the term "eternal security" in the Bible?
      6. Where is the term "King James Version" in the Bible?
      7. Where is the term "sola scriptura" in the Bible?
      8. Where is the term "total depravity" in the Bible?
      9. Where is the term "Bible" in the Bible?
      10. Where is the term "faith alone" in the Bible?


      Answer to #10: James 2:24, where it is rejected.
      Which Catholic tradition set the policy that priests caught molesting children are to be quietly moved to another parish without warning the parishioners to keep their kids away from him?

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6314

        #4
        Re: Top 10 questions for LBC

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        6. Where is the term "King James Version" in the Bible?
        On the front cover.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • Hank
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 405

          #5
          Re: Top 10 questions for LBC

          1. Where is the term "altar call" in the Bible?
          Where is the term "altar boy" in the Bible?
          2. Where is the term "Rapture" in the Bible?

          Where is the term Pope in the Bible?
          3. Where is the term "premillenialism" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "Holy Mother of God" in the Bible?
          4. Where is the term "total immersion" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "sprinkling" in the Bible?
          5. Where is the term "eternal security" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "Vatican" in the Bible?
          6. Where is the term "King James Version" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "Celibate Priests who sodomize altar boys" in the Bible?
          7. Where is the term "sola scriptura" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "Purgatory" in the Bible?
          8. Where is the term "total depravity" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "Holy Water dipped medallions" in the Bible?
          9. Where is the term "Bible" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "Vicar of Christ" in the Bible?
          10. Where is the term "faith alone" in the Bible?

          Where is the term "Transubstantiation" in the Bible?

          I might be a simple diner chef assistant but I knows the Catholic Church is wrong WRONG WRONG! You're all going to hell!
          Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

          GOD HATES FAGS
          Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
          DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

          WHITE AND PROUD

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Top 10 questions for LBC

            Where does it say in the Bible that bishops should be married?

            Right here: 1 Tim. 3:2: A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

            Where does it say in the Bible that the "sin of presumption" is anything but?

            Right here: 1 John 5:13: These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.

            Where does it say in the Bible that we are not to venerate Mary as our mother?

            Right here: Matt. 12:48-50: But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren! For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

            And here: Luke 11:27: And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed [is] the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. But he said, Yea rather, blessed [are] they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

            Where does it say in the Bible that Mary is not our mediator?

            Right here: 1 Tim. 2:5 For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

            Where does it say in the Bible that Christians have no need for a continuing sacrifice (such as the Mass)?

            Right here: Hebr. 10:10: By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once [for all].
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