[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense right?

When you put it like that in the language of the teen retards it brings a tear to my eyes. How it doesn't reach all of them and turn them to Christ is a mystery.

One thing, though... Jesus was not a stinky Jew.

[Ray Comfort]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense right?

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

Friend, Jesus said it in plain American, and told us that "if" someone withholds payment to His House, their heart is far away from Him.

Luke
12:34 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

so my heart is in myself because i only spend my money for thing i need and things to pleasure myself?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

I am very confused for my beliefs and i still don't understand how paying will get me saved

Friend, Jesus said it in plain American, and told us that "if" someone withholds payment to His House, their heart is far away from Him.

Luke
12:34 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

So what was all that massive atheist rant about beforehand? Seriously, you seem very confused about your own beliefs. God either exists or He does not. The Bible is the word of God and a reliable testimony to His deeds, wishes and likely future actions or it is not.

Sitting on the fence being neither one thing nor the other is embarrassing to watch. If you're going to follow Biblical morals but dismiss the many miraculous deeds of God and Jesus as fables except when you personally are able to believe in them then why are those morals special and above scrutiny? If you think God is slowly shrinking to a baseless concept with no reliable narrative to back Him up then why is Christianity special to you?

Do you see why we True Christians™ find you such an odious, wishy washy creature?

I am very confused for my beliefs and i still don't understand how paying will get me saved

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

I am a Christian but when you tell to me that i have to pay you to go to heaven(and even if i wanted to pay i haven't got any money) how did you expect me to react?
from all the things you said to me I see you are a good guy and you helped me understand i was wrong about swinging between the Bible and my personal beliefs, so I ask you personally, if I don't pay am I condemned?

So what was all that massive atheist rant about beforehand? Seriously, you seem very confused about your own beliefs. God either exists or He does not. The Bible is the word of God and a reliable testimony to His deeds, wishes and likely future actions or it is not.

Sitting on the fence being neither one thing nor the other is embarrassing to watch. If you're going to follow Biblical morals but dismiss the many miraculous deeds of God and Jesus as fables except when you personally are able to believe in them then why are those morals special and above scrutiny? If you think God is slowly shrinking to a baseless concept with no reliable narrative to back Him up then why is Christianity special to you?

Do you see why we True Christians(tm) find you such an odious, wishy washy creature?

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

NO, you are a troll because you joined a Christian church's discussion forum pretending to be a Christian.

No True Christian™ is hypocritical. We follow the Bible as it is written. And you will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

Enjoy.

I am a Christian but when you tell to me that i have to pay you to go to heaven(and even if i wanted to pay i haven't got any money) how did you expect me to react?
from all the things you said to me I see you are a good guy and you helped me understand i was wrong about swinging between the Bible and my personal beliefs, so I ask you personally, if I don't pay am I condemned?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


seems we are having a good time

You left out one thing: You will be spending eternity being tortured in unimaginable ways down in the lake of fire, while we will be sitting at the table with Jesus, enjoying a cold beer and laughing ourselves silly as you scream in unspeakable agony.

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


seems we are having a good time

Son, you are mistaken on many counts. You see, we don't hate atheists at all. In fact, we are moved by pity and love to tell you what danger you are in. God hates you, it's true, but aren't you happy to know that up front, right now, before it's too late?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

am i a troll because i don't like hypocricy?

NO, you are a troll because you joined a Christian church's discussion forum pretending to be a Christian.

No True Christian(tm) is hypocritical. We follow the Bible as it is written. And you will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

Enjoy.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


seems we are having a good time

Friend, I can do any and all of that, if I wanted.

I do not want strange men putting things in my anus. Get back to me about that rectal exam when you start bleeding.

I like women. The more of you, the more choices left for decent clean men.

I like living babies, not dead ones. What kind of a sicko are you?

I like the Truth©. You like lies. Enjoy!

I am proud of my 6'7", 250 pound body with 3% body fat. I can still bench 30 reps at 275 and do 100 push-ups. You can stumble about in alleys puking. To each their own.

God made me. You think you came from old soup.

Game
Set
Match

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

Gee, I'd be surprised that you're really another lying atheist troll, but, well . . . I'm not.

am i a troll because i don't like hypocricy?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we

Gee, I'd be surprised that you're really another lying atheist troll, but, well . . . I'm not.

[KarasuFarishe]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


seems we are having a good time

[WishingToRepent]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

I know this is off topic, but my sister has been possessed by the unGODly Catholics, she is but 10 years old and is commuting to a life of whore worshipping! What am I to do to prevent her from this path of sin?