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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639
    #31
    Re: RRE: Another reason why Honda owners are stupid. (And Gay)

    Originally posted by jdmpimp View Post
    well im out i g2g to class thats school u know what u guys did at home cus mommy and daddy didnt want u near the colors there no helping u people
    Oh, please do tell us what class that is — advanced burger-flipping, perhaps?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #32
        Re: RRE: Another reason why Honda owners are stupid. (And Gay)

        I just showed this to the little retarded niglet whose mom works in the kitchen. He is so cute, I could just deep fry him. In any case, he read this thread and asked (his words, so cute) "They be stupiter people than blackies?" I explained to him that some people are as dumb as a headless chicken. Now he is so proud to know he is not the 'Biggest Loser".

        So my kitchen staff thanks you, mysterious jdmpimp. You've made a retarded niglet feel superior. The little niglet wants to apply to Harvard.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366
            #33
            Re: RRE: Another reason why Honda owners are stupid. (And Gay)

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            ...I explained to him that some people are as dumb as a headless chicken.

            And they manage to type out posts on Baptwit forums!


            A car is no more "straight" or "gay" than a Priest for heaven's sake. It is impossible to sexualise an inanimate object even if said object is favoured by folks whose sexual preferences are not in keeping with the words of our Lord. Just because it might be fashionable to wear a dress for homosexual men it does not mean a dress is "Gay".

            It is this close(t) minded thinking that keeps Baptwits stuck in the 17th century while real Christians (Roman Catholics) are heading up the new world of 21st century Biblical dogma.



            Bless you, my cranial trauma curmudgeon,
            Father Mo




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            A Cardinal in the making.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #34
                Re: Another reason why Honda owners are stupid. (And Gay)

                And yet you papists continue to offend Jesus by "blessing" cars.

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Hansche
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 12
                    #35
                    Re: Another reason why Honda owners are stupid. (And Gay)

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    I think you ought to read that back to yourself and really think about what you just said
                    I must say that Talitha is as hott as she is bitchy!

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