[OnYourKnees]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

I'm not sure that anyone should be able to make any laws about abortion unless that person has been pregnant at least once,or may become pregnant.

So..Zeke - when were you last pregnant then?

Are you suggesting that God could not decide for Zeke to get pregnant?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

I'm not sure that anyone should be able to make any laws about abortion unless that person has been pregnant at least once,or may become pregnant.

So..Zeke - when were you last pregnant then?

In your line of work, I had assumed that you would be privy to ALL the facts of life. I'll further your education then; Men are incapable of carrying a child. That, along with scrubbing floors, baking pies and shampooing the bear, is women's work.

Surely you don't want to imply that one has to personally experience pregnancy in order to know that it is sinful to murder unborn babies? That would imply that crack whores would have a more valid opinion on the matter than Jesus.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

Why not a set of laws requiring cathylicks to be sterilized when they reach their majority. In special circumstances we'll allow them to have one child, maybe two. That would only be if they converted to the True Church before they were 16.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

I'm not sure that anyone should be able to make any laws about abortion unless that person has been pregnant at least once,or may become pregnant.

Surely, in order to have an unbiased opinion, someone should have experienced both sides of the argument? So, by your standards, only people who have been pregnant at least once, and who were murdered by their mothers while in the womb, should be able to make laws about abortion. Actually, that does sound fair enough - if we changed the law so that only aborted foetuses had access to abortion, since they're the only ones who can make informed decisions about it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

In your line of work, I had assumed that you would be privy to ALL the facts of life. I'll further your education then; Men are incapable of carrying a child. That, along with scrubbing floors, baking pies and shampooing the bear, is women's work.

Weird enough that you have the bear, but why does it need shampoo? Surely a simple washing with a hose would do the trick? Why does it need to smell like lavender and vanilla?
As to men getting pregnant, you never know. It's possible that it may become possible through the intervention of science, that a man's body could house a child (as seen in 'Junior').

Surely you don't want to imply that one has to personally experience pregnancy in order to know that it is sinful to murder unborn babies? That would imply that crack whores would have a more valid opinion on the matter than Jesus.

No, what she means is that a man who has never been in the position of being struggling, strapped for cash etc in any case unable to look after a baby and not wanting to carry one, is hardly objective enough to be able to make a decision as to whether or not to have abortions.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

Weird enough that you have the bear, but why does it need shampoo? Surely a simple washing with a hose would do the trick? Why does it need to smell like lavender and vanilla?

Sorry, that's sensitive information. National Security could be compromised if we said any more.

As to men getting pregnant, you never know. It's possible that it may become possible through the intervention of science, that a man's body could house a child (as seen in 'Junior').

In other words, since both men and women can become pregnant, but only men are capable of rational thought, only men can make decisions about abortion? Yes! You're finally coming round to our point of view!

No, what she means is that a man who has never been in the position of being struggling, strapped for cash etc in any case unable to look after a baby and not wanting to carry one, is hardly objective enough to be able to make a decision as to whether or not to have abortions.

She never said anything about being strapped for cash. I suppose next you'll be claiming that only those who have inhaled magic mushrooms and are registered members of the Democratic and/or Communist Parties should be able to vote?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

Sorry, that's sensitive information. National Security could be compromised if we said any more.

Or, Zeke would get annoyed at you at not let you visit with his bear anymore, huh?

In other words, since both men and women can become pregnant, but only men are capable of rational thought, only men can make decisions about abortion? Yes! You're finally coming round to our point of view!

That isn't what I said.....Zeke was saying that men can't get pregnant, I said, who knows? It might be possible.
But, what I was saying is that men CAN'T make informed decisions about abortion, seeing as they are not liable to get themselves pregnant anytime soon, they don't know what it's like to be a pregnant woman in a tough situation unable to want or care for a baby, so therefore they have no right to open their judgemental pie-holes.

She never said anything about being strapped for cash. I suppose next you'll be claiming that only those who have inhaled magic mushrooms and are registered members of the Democratic and/or Communist Parties should be able to vote?

Democratic, maybe. Communist, no. Magic mushrooms, that'd be interesting, as you'd get a lot of people voting for the talking hamburgers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

That isn't what I said.....Zeke was saying that men can't get pregnant, I said, who knows? It might be possible.
But, what I was saying is that men CAN'T make informed decisions about abortion, seeing as they are not liable to get themselves pregnant anytime soon, they don't know what it's like to be a pregnant woman in a tough situation unable to want or care for a baby, so therefore they have no right to open their judgemental pie-holes.

I don't need to know what its like to be a sodomite to know that it is an abomination. I don't need to be burned at the stake to know that witchcraft is sinful. And I don't need to drink whiskey and drive a car and run down a pack of hippies demonstrating against our Godly GWB to know that...no wait that's not an example I should be mentioning.

The point is, God created Men to carry the brain power, the muscle power, and the Holy Ghost power. Baby murder is wrong unless Jesus does it. We Men know best, so run along and fetch me a sandwich, harlot.

[lilith]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

I don't need to know what its like to be a sodomite to know that it is an abomination. I don't need to be burned at the stake to know that witchcraft is sinful. And I don't need to drink whiskey and drive a car and run down a pack of hippies demonstrating against our Godly GWB to know that...no wait that's not an example I should be mentioning.

The point is, God created Men to carry the brain power, the muscle power, and the Holy Ghost power. Baby murder is wrong unless Jesus does it. We Men know best, so run along and fetch me a sandwich, harlot.

If you're hungry Zeke,I'd be happy to make you a sandwich. Really,really happy.





"Are you suggesting that God could not decide for Zeke to get pregnant?"
OYK sweetie,some of us would pay good money to see that!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

Democratic, maybe. Communist, no. Magic mushrooms, that'd be interesting, as you'd get a lot of people voting for the talking hamburgers.

Yet another example of the depraved, cannibalistic mindset of the Godless witch-thing: she openly admits to seeing our glorious Republican politicians as being nothing more than talking lumps of meat! Jesus is not impressed.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

Yet another example of the depraved, cannibalistic mindset of the Godless witch-thing: she openly admits to seeing our glorious Republican politicians as being nothing more than talking lumps of meat! Jesus is not impressed.

Ummmmm......BT?

Oh, never mind.....I'm sure anyone reading your reply would see the irony there.

[Brother John]

Re: Catholics fight for rights of the unborn!

That isn't what I said.....Zeke was saying that men can't get pregnant, I said, who knows? It might be possible.

The moment we sprout a uterus maybe

On the first post, what about the original sin?