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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Satan is everywhere!

    Satan is everywhere!

    I want to abide by Jesus’ side in the kingdom of Heaven forever. All of us here at Landover do. That’s why we try to get it through to you that Lucifer, the castout one, the evil one, the one who rules Hell, wants to see you burn.

    Satan is not going to knock at your door and introduce himself and ask you if you want to burn in eternity. Listen and listen good! We’re trying to save your soul. Satan is sneaky. He is lurking everywhere. Did he ask Eve, “Hey lady. I got a good idea. You should really make God angry, get kicked out of Eden and put a curse on all women forever. Doesn’t that sound fun?” No, he didn’t. He coerced her to bite the apple.

    “"1": Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

    "2": And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

    "3": But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

    "4": And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

    "5": For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

    "6": And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.”


    He is coercing you into Hell too. He even wants your children. He is evil and that’s what evil does. He hides in cartoons. He hides in books, movies and music. He hides in Breakfast cereal. He hides in femanine hygiene products. He hides in the classroom. He is everywhere.

    To sit in Heaven, you must be on your guard 24/7 against evil. That’s why we are here. We are a community united in the battle against Satan in all his forms. Are you with us? Do you want to fight Satan and expose him in all his forms? Are you with God or against God? Because God don’t let fence sitters into heaven.

    Luke 11:

    "23": He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • SinisterPizza
    Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
    Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 273

    #2
    Re: Satan is everywhere!

    He hides in Breakfast cereal
    Breakfast cereal? lol, like this one? http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscor...atansnaps.html

    Don't forget Pizza too. https://www.hell.co.nz/index.jsp?city=Auckland

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    • virginWhore
      Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
       
      • Feb 2007
      • 112

      #3
      Re: Satan is everywhere!

      but she didn't die.




      vw
      Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #4
        Re: Satan is everywhere!

        Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
        but she didn't die.
        Are you saying she's still alive?

        Unless she's still alive, she definitely did die.

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: Satan is everywhere!

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          He is coercing you into Hell too. He even wants your children. He is evil and that’s what evil does. He hides in cartoons. He hides in books, movies and music. He hides in Breakfast cereal. He hides in femanine hygiene products. He hides in the classroom. He is everywhere.
          You've confusing Satan with those weird peeping Toms who follow people and hide mini cameras and/or bugs in everything.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #6
            Re: Satan is everywhere!

            I try to save your soul and get treated like dung! I will enjoy watching you bunch burn. I will laugh as you scream. Tears of joy will roll down my face as you roast.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #7
              Re: Satan is everywhere!

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              I try to save your soul and get treated like dung! I will enjoy watching you bunch burn. I will laugh as you scream. Tears of joy will roll down my face as you roast.
              Now what brought on this outburst, Eliot?
              I was just remarking on the similarities between what you were talking about and weird, voyeuristic Peeping Toms.
              How is that treating you like dung?
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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