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  • virginWhore
    Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
     
    • Feb 2007
    • 112
    #1

    had a bad day, took solace in the Lord...

    Hi.

    I was driving on the expressway, and it was rush hour, and so of course everything was moving at a snail's pace.

    Then this frickkken' SOCCER MOM in a Korean SUV comes along and almost forces me off the road.

    Now, this isn't really something to make the day seem....different than any other day...but today I have to do one of the things I hate most in the world.

    I have to go in to the city, and do my annual "day of pain". I have to go up to my dad's offices, and sit down with a room full of syccophants, and tell them what organizations are getting my great-grandfather's charitable trust money this year. In 4 painful hours I blow almost 80 million dollars. My dad thought it would be rewarding to me to have this little "job"...but its a pain in the butt, believe me.

    anyway, this bimbo cuts me off. Like, not just "oh, sorry, were you trying to travel in this lane TOO?"....but more on-purpose-like, "lick the vinegar from between my toes, you little strumpet".

    It really was mean and intimidating, and I was VERY upset. I had my bible next to me, so since we were stopped, I flipped it open at random, and happened to flip to Jeremiah 51:

    6Flee out of the midst of Babylon, and deliver every man his soul: be not cut off in her iniquity; for this is the time of the LORD's vengeance; he will render unto her a recompence.

    36Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry.

    Thank you Lord! Now I knew just what to do! I "happened to notice" that she had an ACLU, PBS, and Sierra Club sticker on her bumper.

    When I got to the office, Wouldn't you know, those names were ON THE LISTS!!! Well, my dear traffic-commando-bimbo...let's see if you can make up the FIVE MILLION DOLLARS difference that your unkind act cost your pet groups today!

    But I'm a little troubled...

    I feel that, because GOD showed me that passage, that its GOD's vengeance, and not mine, which would be perfect...but how can I know for sure?

    troubled in vengeance


    vw
    Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: had a bad day, took solace in the Lord...

      Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
      Hi.

      I was driving on the expressway, and it was rush hour, and so of course everything was moving at a snail's pace.

      Then this frickkken' SOCCER MOM in a Korean SUV comes along and almost forces me off the road.

      Now, this isn't really something to make the day seem....different than any other day...but today I have to do one of the things I hate most in the world.

      I have to go in to the city, and do my annual "day of pain". I have to go up to my dad's offices, and sit down with a room full of syccophants, and tell them what organizations are getting my great-grandfather's charitable trust money this year. In 4 painful hours I blow almost 80 million dollars. My dad thought it would be rewarding to me to have this little "job"...but its a pain in the butt, believe me.

      anyway, this bimbo cuts me off. Like, not just "oh, sorry, were you trying to travel in this lane TOO?"....but more on-purpose-like, "lick the vinegar from between my toes, you little strumpet".

      It really was mean and intimidating, and I was VERY upset. I had my bible next to me, so since we were stopped, I flipped it open at random, and happened to flip to Jeremiah 51:

      6Flee out of the midst of Babylon, and deliver every man his soul: be not cut off in her iniquity; for this is the time of the LORD's vengeance; he will render unto her a recompence.

      36Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will plead thy cause, and take vengeance for thee; and I will dry up her sea, and make her springs dry.

      Thank you Lord! Now I knew just what to do! I "happened to notice" that she had an ACLU, PBS, and Sierra Club sticker on her bumper.

      When I got to the office, Wouldn't you know, those names were ON THE LISTS!!! Well, my dear traffic-commando-bimbo...let's see if you can make up the FIVE MILLION DOLLARS difference that your unkind act cost your pet groups today!

      But I'm a little troubled...

      I feel that, because GOD showed me that passage, that its GOD's vengeance, and not mine, which would be perfect...but how can I know for sure?

      troubled in vengeance


      vw
      It's hard to say for sure, and your being female certainly won't make things any simpler, but you must find it even more stressful if you also have a spare 5 million dollars to worry about. Let's discuss what you're doing with that first, and then see if your other problems won't just take care of themselves.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729
          #3
          Re: had a bad day, took solace in the Lord...

          Originally posted by virginWhore View Post
          But I'm a little troubled...

          I feel that, because GOD showed me that passage, that its GOD's vengeance, and not mine, which would be perfect...but how can I know for sure?

          troubled in vengeance


          vw
          You'll feel sure that you're doing the right thing by not simply cutting off her pet groups, but by donating those funds to God Himself, via His Favorite Church.

          Conveniently, you can use the PrayPal button below!

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            • virginWhore
              Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
               
              • Feb 2007
              • 112
              #4
              Re: had a bad day, took solace in the Lord...

              Anyway, its all done, the money went to someone else. About 1/2 of it to the somethingorother somethingorother GLBT ministries.

              I think it stands for "God's Love Blessed Transformation" or something.

              vw
              Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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                • virginWhore
                  Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker
                   
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 112
                  #5
                  Re: had a bad day, took solace in the Lord...

                  Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                  You'll feel sure that you're doing the right thing by not simply cutting off her pet groups, but by donating those funds to God Himself, via His Favorite Church.

                  Conveniently, you can use the PrayPal button below!

                  I WHISH I THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!! darnit.....I don't think well under pressure.


                  vw
                  Ezekiel 23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

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