Satan made him do it!

[eliot mayfield]

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted. The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm

He had probably drank cough medicene and listened to rock or rap music and was a goth too!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Satan made him do it!

Whoa.....

He probably did the gene pool a favor by rendering himself unable to reproduce..

[Appelfap.]

Re: Satan made him do it!

that guy was under the influence of satan

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Satan made him do it!

that guy was under the influence of satan

Or LSD.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Satan made him do it!

I admit having been surprised when I read this story. I was under the impression that there were no men with actual testicles left in Godless England. Perhaps he was trying to join a rather exclusive club...

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

It would seem that the surgeons foiled his good intentions. I can only hope that this "man" is spending his time deep in prayer and Bible study while her recuperates.