[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

So you admit you have to battle with your criminal urges? If you thought crimes were fun and profitable, would you do them?

No I don't battle with criminal urges. I have no criminal urges at all. Appearntly some crimes are fun and can be profitable but do I do them? No I don't.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Morning All

Why do you believe he will torture me? Because thats what it says in the Bible?

If it said in the bible to kill yourself, would you do that as well? What if it said to commit crimes?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

Why do you doubt God's plan? Are you sexual pervert of some sort? A morbidly obese rug-munching lezbean for example?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Good Morning All

If it said in the bible to kill yourself, would you do that as well? What if it said to commit crimes?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

Yes, of course I value God's Word over secular law or my own life. What Christian doesn't?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Good Morning All

No I don't battle with criminal urges. I have no criminal urges at all. Appearntly some crimes are fun and can be profitable but do I do them? No I don't.

Young lady, I hope you realise that lying is a wicked sin. In particular lying to the Lord's anointed at Landover is a wicked sin. A very wicked, sin. And remember that however successful you may be at pulling the wool over the eyes of mortal men, that Jesus is never fooled. Jesus sees your every little lie and deception and everything you do is chalked up in the book of life and will go against you at the day of judgement.

[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

Why do you doubt God's plan? Are you sexual pervert of some sort? A morbidly obese rug-munching lezbean for example?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

Sir, how can I doubt something or someone who is not there? Sexual pervert? No I am not. A morbidly obese rug-munching lezbean? No I am not. I have not ever been with a woman, nor do I plan to.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Good Morning All

Well, I'm glad to see you reject the theory of evilution, but where do you think the first Irishmen came from?

That's a very interesting point. I have always thought that the existance of Irishmen is a compelling argument against the notion of Intelligent Design. Perhaps God was having an off-day when he created them.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Good Morning All

Let me elaborate on that. What I had meant was that the Greek gods are real, not reality. To be real is to be made up. To be reality is to be True and Concise.

Do you understand what I am saying?

Those of us with half a brain know that what you are saying is crap. If something is "made up" it is "fiction". It is not "real".

The Greek Gods are "fiction".

The word "real" is the adjective of "reality". To draw a distinction between the two is absurd.

[SUV]

Re: Good Morning All

Oh my GOD, there's that Hairy Homer! again!

Oh my GOD, he's just so......Hairy!!!

Oh my GOD, I wonder if he'll notice my new 'Preachment,' the last two Words of which I Created all by myself!!!

Well, with the help of The Creator, of course .... but that is simply "standard"

[RossDLtn]

Re: Good Morning All

Those of us with half a brain know that what you are saying is crap. If something is "made up" it is "fiction". It is not "real".

The Greek Gods are "fiction".

The word "real" is the adjective of "reality". To draw a distinction between the two is absurd.

That's only if you look at it inside the box. You have to think outside of the box.

It is real, in that it is really made up. The story is real. If the story wasn't real (doesn't/didn't exist), then there would be no story to be talking about.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Morning All

That's only if you look at it inside the box. You have to think outside of the box.

It is real, in that it is really made up. The story is real. If the story wasn't real (doesn't/didn't exist), then there would be no story to be talking about.

Son, narcotics use is not encouraged on God's favorite forum. Why don't you go drink a few cups of strong black coffee and come back when you're sobered up.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Good Morning All

Son, narcotics use is not encouraged on God's favorite forum. Why don't you go drink a few cups of strong black coffee and come back when you're sobered up.

When did I mention narcotics?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Good Morning All

When did I mention narcotics?

Your bizarre rants indicate psychosis of some sort; Pastor Zeke was giving you the benefit of the doubt in assuming you were on drugs, rather than insane or suffering from a demon infestation in your colon.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Good Morning All

As of right now, I am neither.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Good Morning All

Uh oh, this one is delusional now! Someone call a pastor!

[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

Young lady, I hope you realise that lying is a wicked sin. In particular lying to the Lord's anointed at Landover is a wicked sin. A very wicked, sin. And remember that however successful you may be at pulling the wool over the eyes of mortal men, that Jesus is never fooled. Jesus sees your every little lie and deception and everything you do is chalked up in the book of life and will go against you at the day of judgement.

And Sir, what is it that I lied about? I do have morals even if I don't believe in a God, so I try not to lie. If I lied about something then please point it out and I'll correct myself.