[Emil Sledge]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Flatlander, you need to know about this list right away and be sure to read the whole thread. It could save your eternal life!

Demons are nothing to mess around with. They can cost you everything and they hope to!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

it would do me good to know what I'm talking about.

QFT

[Nobar King]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Now, my mind will be poisoned for a while, but I'll do a special dance I know to clear my head. During the dance shadows are cast on the wall from the candle on the head of the Budha in the middle of the room. This was such a shocking experience, I might have to dance all night. I just hope I have enough candles.

I'm praying that you meant this to be sarcastic.

[Flat Lander]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

I'm praying that you meant this to be sarcastic.

I didn't know you could pray for sarcasm. I really do learn something new here several times per day!

[WWJDnow]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Try to sit the kid down and tell them what they did is bad in a rational way. If they don't get it after that, some form of punishment may be required. But certainly, they don't need to be stoned!

Once President Sarah Palin finishes the job that the great George W. Bush started and replaces the Constitution with Biblical law, we'll all sit our kids down and, in a rational way, explain that if they disobey, they will be stoned to death just like Johnny down the street.

One way or another, children will not be disobedient for long.

I suspect you guys are trying to help, but since you obviously aren't the Christians I was originally asking about this topic, you have been somewhat disruptive.

What, Flat Lander, don't you believe in free speech?

Just kidding.

Please, try to learn more about being a good Christian before giving advice. This is the only advice I have given since I've been here. I've been busy trying to GET good advice from these good Christians, and your comments although I sure well intentioned, were not all that helpful. Please consider reading the Bible from cover to cover. Maybe tonight.

I really thought you were playing for the Devil's team, but maybe there IS hope for you yet.

I didn't know you could pray for sarcasm. I really do learn something new here several times per day!

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. Matthew 21:22

I have never prayed for anything and not receivede it since the day I was saved.

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

I would think that 6 would be a bit young for a kid to get his hands on some 'herbal supplements,' to be brutally honest. When they figure out how to homegrow, or get it themselves, and have a bowl or spliff ready to blaze, then they're ready to get stoned.


But in all seriousness, if a 6 year old fulfills the verse and qualifies for stoning by being a drunkard, it's your fault as a parent.

Happily, however, civilized countries ban that sort of thing.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

I have never prayed for anything and not receivede it since the day I was saved.

Lord knows, I have asked and not received. Afterall, Dick Cheney is still alive.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

But in all seriousness, if a 6 year old fulfills the verse and qualifies for stoning by being a drunkard, it's your fault as a parent.

Listen, you.

I DO NOT appreciate being plagiarized!

From the third post in this thread:

I think disobedient children are the fault of libral wackjobs raising their kids to be snotty little brats. It's those parents who should be stoned, IMHO.

Okay...
Calming down.


Just do not let this happen again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

Lord knows, I have asked and not received. Afterall, Dick Cheney is still alive.

Vice President Dick Cheney is one of God's finest servants! Pastor Deacon Fred plays golf with him on a regular basis. Wishing death upon his person is not only punishable by a long stretch in Leavenworth, it'll also get you a reservation in the deepest pit in hell.

Why you liberal (false) Christians are so full of hatred is beyond me.