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  • Emil Sledge
    struggling to make sense for Jesus
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 257

    #46
    Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

    Flatlander, you need to know about this list right away and be sure to read the whole thread. It could save your eternal life!

    Demons are nothing to mess around with. They can cost you everything and they hope to!
    GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #47
      Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

      Originally posted by Shaunyboy View Post
      it would do me good to know what I'm talking about.
      QFT

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #48
        Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

        Originally posted by Flat Lander View Post
        Now, my mind will be poisoned for a while, but I'll do a special dance I know to clear my head. During the dance shadows are cast on the wall from the candle on the head of the Budha in the middle of the room. This was such a shocking experience, I might have to dance all night. I just hope I have enough candles.
        I'm praying that you meant this to be sarcastic.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Flat Lander
          Recovering Mormoon Cultist
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 66

          #49
          Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I'm praying that you meant this to be sarcastic.
          I didn't know you could pray for sarcasm. I really do learn something new here several times per day!
          Flat Lander

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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6314

            #50
            Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

            Originally posted by Shaunyboy View Post
            Try to sit the kid down and tell them what they did is bad in a rational way. If they don't get it after that, some form of punishment may be required. But certainly, they don't need to be stoned!
            Once President Sarah Palin finishes the job that the great George W. Bush started and replaces the Constitution with Biblical law, we'll all sit our kids down and, in a rational way, explain that if they disobey, they will be stoned to death just like Johnny down the street.

            One way or another, children will not be disobedient for long.

            Originally posted by Flat Lander View Post
            I suspect you guys are trying to help, but since you obviously aren't the Christians I was originally asking about this topic, you have been somewhat disruptive.
            What, Flat Lander, don't you believe in free speech?

            Just kidding.

            Please, try to learn more about being a good Christian before giving advice. This is the only advice I have given since I've been here. I've been busy trying to GET good advice from these good Christians, and your comments although I sure well intentioned, were not all that helpful. Please consider reading the Bible from cover to cover. Maybe tonight.
            I really thought you were playing for the Devil's team, but maybe there IS hope for you yet.

            Originally posted by Flat Lander View Post
            I didn't know you could pray for sarcasm. I really do learn something new here several times per day!
            And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. Matthew 21:22

            I have never prayed for anything and not receivede it since the day I was saved.
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • F. Nietzsche
              Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
              • Apr 2008
              • 120

              #51
              Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

              I would think that 6 would be a bit young for a kid to get his hands on some 'herbal supplements,' to be brutally honest. When they figure out how to homegrow, or get it themselves, and have a bowl or spliff ready to blaze, then they're ready to get stoned.


              But in all seriousness, if a 6 year old fulfills the verse and qualifies for stoning by being a drunkard, it's your fault as a parent.

              Happily, however, civilized countries ban that sort of thing.
              The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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              • Samuel Coleridge
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2009
                • 615

                #52
                Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                I have never prayed for anything and not receivede it since the day I was saved.
                Lord knows, I have asked and not received. Afterall, Dick Cheney is still alive.
                Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #53
                  Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

                  Originally posted by F. Nietzsche View Post

                  But in all seriousness, if a 6 year old fulfills the verse and qualifies for stoning by being a drunkard, it's your fault as a parent.
                  Listen, you.

                  I DO NOT appreciate being plagiarized!

                  From the third post in this thread:

                  I think disobedient children are the fault of libral wackjobs raising their kids to be snotty little brats. It's those parents who should be stoned, IMHO.
                  Okay...
                  Calming down.


                  Just do not let this happen again.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #54
                    Re: How Old Do Your Sons Have to be Before Stoning Them?

                    Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                    Lord knows, I have asked and not received. Afterall, Dick Cheney is still alive.
                    Vice President Dick Cheney is one of God's finest servants! Pastor Deacon Fred plays golf with him on a regular basis. Wishing death upon his person is not only punishable by a long stretch in Leavenworth, it'll also get you a reservation in the deepest pit in hell.

                    Why you liberal (false) Christians are so full of hatred is beyond me.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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