Oh lord, New York

[Harold Law]

Later this month I will be travelling to Manhattan, New York to preach the gospel. I must say however that I am frightened, and not particularly sure what to expect. Any words of advice to protect against the homers and hordes of joos I will likely encounter? What i'm most worried about is that AIDS pandemic, one of them homers might cough on me on the subway and i'd be infected with that fag disease. Makes me sick to think about, god help me.

[Brother Black Label]

Re: Oh lord, New York

Try throwing Alkaseltzer at them. It will make their stomachs burst. No...sorry that's pigeons. I'll pray for you.....freakin queer nation.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Oh lord, New York

Later this month I will be travelling to Manhattan, New York to preach the gospel. I must say however that I am frightened, and not particularly sure what to expect. Any words of advice to protect against the homers and hordes of joos I will likely encounter? What i'm most worried about is that AIDS pandemic, one of them homers might cough on me on the subway and i'd be infected with that fag disease. Makes me sick to think about, god help me.

That is complete hogwash. There is alot of misinformation going on about faggots and the spread of the AIDS. You cannot get AIDS if a queer coughs in your vicinity. That's a myth. What you need to worry about is a homer spitting on you. They do that, you know? If you get them mad that have these hissy fits and spit, stratch and pull hair. Keep your eyes straight and don't look them in the eyes as you walk about Joo York. Wear a contamination suit while preaching because those butt pirates get emboldened when there are enough of them around. They hate the word of God and the demons inside their rectums will have them acting out aggressively because The Word literally causes them physical pain. And there is no shortage of liberal secular joos in Joo York, like Jon Stewart, who are always encouraging the fags to attack conservatives.

[Sin boy]

Re: Oh lord, New York

That is complete hogwash. There is alot of misinformation going on about faggots and the spread of the AIDS. You cannot get AIDS if a queer coughs in your vicinity. That's a myth. What you need to worry about is a homer spitting on you. They do that, you know? If you get them mad that have these hissy fits and spit, stratch and pull hair. Keep your eyes straight and don't look them in the eyes as you walk about Joo York. Wear a contamination suit while preaching because those butt pirates get emboldened when there are enough of them around. They hate the word of God and the demons inside their rectums will have them acting out aggressively because The Word literally causes them physical pain. And there is no shortage of liberal secular joos in Joo York, like Jon Stewart, who are always encouraging the fags to attack conservatives.

Have you ever encountered a homosexual who acted this way, man? I bet ya' haven't. They don't 'spit' when they're angry, or do anythin different from a normal human being.

Get ya' facts straight, dude.

[Harold Law]

Re: Oh lord, New York

Thank you for the words of advice fellow Christians. I'll absolutely be donning that contamination suit when preaching, although I shall not hold back and speak truth into the souls of unbelievers!
2 Corinthians 6:14

"Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness?"

Thankfully i'm not going to San Francisco, I might even make it through this time. What with the lord to guide me and all.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Oh lord, New York

Have you ever encountered a homosexual who acted this way, man? I bet ya' haven't. They don't 'spit' when they're angry, or do anythin different from a normal human being.

Get ya' facts straight, dude.