Jesus Spoke to Me About IRAQ!

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I took a little nap in my favorite armchair with Bible in hand and when I woke up, the Bible was opened to the Good Book of Exodus CH8: (This is the story about how the Lord smited his enemy with frogs.)

I will smite all thy borders with frogs:
And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs: And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.

Anyway, is it possible that GOD might help our president/savior Bush win the war by attacking the mooslums with frogs? HOPEFUL GLENDORA

[tommy]

Re: Jesus Spoke to Me About IRAQ!

Folks, I took a little nap in my favorite armchair with Bible in hand and when I woke up, the Bible was opened to the Good Book of Exodus CH8: (This is the story about how the Lord smited his enemy with frogs.)

I will smite all thy borders with frogs:
And the river shall bring forth frogs abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs: And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.


Anyway, is it possible that GOD might help our president/savior Bush win the war by attacking the mooslums with frogs? HOPEFUL GLENDORA

Mother Glendora, I'm afraid they might end up eating the poor creatures for supper.



On the other hand, free frogs may convince the French to join the Coalition of the willing...

[SUV]

Re: Jesus Spoke to Me About IRAQ!

Oh my GOD, Tommy, I do so love a Man in Uniform!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm not sure the mooselimbs are afraid of frogs. After all, the namby-pamby French were too scared to go to Iraq. Which is a shame, because all those simpering Old Europe sissies surrendering "en masse" (hee, I just made myself giggle!) would have completely thrown the terrorists off and we would have won even faster than we've already won.

[Talitha]

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This has to be a True sign Mama Gendie!
Only just over a month ago killer Frogs were sighted in a Park in Sin Fransissyco. Story Here
Obviously put there by Jesus to test this deadly weapon out on all the Sodomites living nearby.

Today SinFransissyco. Tomorrow Iraquistan