Islamoscumbags hijack bird, assault GWB!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Liberal stink-tank the Huffingglue Post has reported this lurid tale of attempted assassination against our glorious leader. It seems the jihadists are not content with attacking our freedoms through their murdercide bombers and more mechanical high-altitude hijinks—now they are commandeering the very fowl of the air to help wage their unholy war!

Bush In Line of Fire

May 24, 2007 1:50 PM

ABC's Ann Compton reports: An outdoor news conference in perfect spring weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not without its hazards.

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.

Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."

Lucky indeed—imagine if he'd been hit in the head!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Islamoscumbags hijack bird, assault GWB!

Liberal stink-tank the Huffingglue Post has reported this lurid tale of attempted assassination against our glorious leader. It seems the jihadists are not content with attacking our freedoms through their murdercide bombers and more mechanical high-altitude hijinks—now they are commandeering the very fowl of the air to help wage their unholy war!



Lucky indeed—imagine if he'd been hit in the head!

The Islamofascists are so juvenile, thinking that bird poop can sway our Dear Leader's command of the firmament. Those birds are in for a surprise … if you catch my drift.

[lilith]

Re: Islamoscumbags hijack bird, assault GWB!

Liberal stink-tank the Huffingglue Post has reported this lurid tale of attempted assassination against our glorious leader. It seems the jihadists are not content with attacking our freedoms through their murdercide bombers and more mechanical high-altitude hijinks—now they are commandeering the very fowl of the air to help wage their unholy war!



Lucky indeed—imagine if he'd been hit in the head!

Oh if only....we can but dream.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Islamoscumbags hijack bird, assault GWB!

It is obvious that it was a Wiccidian attack on a True Christian(tm). Maybe now we can start burning them again.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Islamoscumbags hijack bird, assault GWB!

Liberal stink-tank the Huffingglue Post has reported this lurid tale of attempted assassination against our glorious leader. It seems the jihadists are not content with attacking our freedoms through their murdercide bombers and more mechanical high-altitude hijinks—now they are commandeering the very fowl of the air to help wage their unholy war!



Lucky indeed—imagine if he'd been hit in the head!

Maybe the bird was simply expressing its opinion of the job our Intrepid Incompetent is doing.
And since Dub-Shrub's head is empty, I don't see what damage it could have done.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Islamoscumbags hijack bird, assault GWB!

I think it was just a bad sense of timing, but Kudos to the bird. Nice shot!

[Deaner]

Re: Islamoscumbags hijack bird, assault GWB!

I wanna know where the damned Air Force was. That bird should have been vaporized before it got within 500 yards of our leader. If that dyke muslim coddler Pelosi was in her kitchen doing dishes and looking after the kids this wouldn't have happened.