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  • Brother Quest
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    • Dec 2009
    • 78
    #1

    Christmas Ham

    I cooked us ham today , just ta wizz off the moozlems, and it turned out great... I really enjoyed setting it at the front door of thier mosque... Smothered in Pineapple glaze and spices...

    Leviticus 11:7 and the pig, for though it divides the hoof, thus making a split hoof, it does not chew cud, it is unclean to you.

    Happy baby Jesus day.
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    "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)
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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: Christmas Ham

      Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
      I cooked us ham today , just ta wizz off the moozlems, and it turned out great... I really enjoyed setting it at the front door of thier mosque... Smothered in Pineapple glaze and spices...

      Leviticus 11:7 and the pig, for though it divides the hoof, thus making a split hoof, it does not chew cud, it is unclean to you.

      Happy baby Jesus day.
      I would not see anyone fall into SIN, Brother, even a vicious, dirty mooselimb
      So I confiscated that Ham before they could attack it with bombs or whatever. JESUS! It was delicious!

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        • Brother Quest
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          • Dec 2009
          • 78
          #3
          Re: Christmas Ham

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          I would not see anyone fall into SIN, Brother, even a vicious, dirty mooselimb
          So I confiscated that Ham before they could attack it with bombs or whatever. JESUS! It was delicious!
          I did keep a small portion of it for myself just to see if it was fit and all.. I went ahead and cooked up some sweet taters and mashed them. Then I creamed me some spinach... I had to thro a few hot peppers in there since I'm probally breaking some sort of KJV rule, and A red Habenaro and a green Meskin Mariachi just ta make it as sinfull as I could... I really just wanted to make sure those Mooslems got a little of everything they need for thier trip to the burnin sulfer ....
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          "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: Christmas Ham

              Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
              I really just wanted to make sure those Mooslems got a little of everything they need for thier trip to the burnin sulfer ....
              Finally, one thing positive about those "people" -
              WE GET TO EAT UP ALL THE PORK THAT THEY ARE TOO STOOPID TO! HALLELUJAH!

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