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The title of this thread is NOT directed at True Christians.
So you "happy holidays" saying atheists, how stupid do you have to be? You say that we can't prove God exists, but let me put this to you.
There are different types of questions and knowledge you can seek answers to. There are known facts that are known to us (known knowns, i.e. athiests stink because they fornicate animals). Then there are facts that we know that we don't know (known unknowns i.e. how many times did OJ consult Jewish witches before murdering his ex wife). After that we have facts that we accept without firsthand knowledge (unknown knowns i.e. Noah's sons shoveled a lot of dinosaur poop off the ark for those months they were afloat) Then there are issues that we don't know to formulate questions about (unkown unkowns, i.e. did the amazon rain forest beetle that went extinct without being discovered by humans have medicinal value to humans).
So, we have known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns, and unknown unknowns.
But here's where it get's good. unkown unknowns don't exist to True Christians, because we have The Bible. The Bible formulates the answer to every single question that is possible for humans to formulate. If you formulate a question that The Bible can't answer, then you are asking it some jibberish nonsense, like "How does tax exemption for corporate structured churches hurt the ability of the American government to provide for its desperately impoverished?" or "why do white women work so hard to seduce negros?"
Thus, True Christians possess all the knowledge that is to be known in Heaven and Earth (including under what circumstances it's ok to rape adolescent girls) and it is free to anybody who wants it.
If an atheist would just pick up the Bible a time or two, he would realize that all earthly and heavenly knowledge rests within its covers.
Stupid Athiests, go "happy holiday" yourselves straight to hell.
So you "happy holidays" saying atheists, how stupid do you have to be? You say that we can't prove God exists, but let me put this to you.
There are different types of questions and knowledge you can seek answers to. There are known facts that are known to us (known knowns, i.e. athiests stink because they fornicate animals). Then there are facts that we know that we don't know (known unknowns i.e. how many times did OJ consult Jewish witches before murdering his ex wife). After that we have facts that we accept without firsthand knowledge (unknown knowns i.e. Noah's sons shoveled a lot of dinosaur poop off the ark for those months they were afloat) Then there are issues that we don't know to formulate questions about (unkown unkowns, i.e. did the amazon rain forest beetle that went extinct without being discovered by humans have medicinal value to humans).
So, we have known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns, and unknown unknowns.
But here's where it get's good. unkown unknowns don't exist to True Christians, because we have The Bible. The Bible formulates the answer to every single question that is possible for humans to formulate. If you formulate a question that The Bible can't answer, then you are asking it some jibberish nonsense, like "How does tax exemption for corporate structured churches hurt the ability of the American government to provide for its desperately impoverished?" or "why do white women work so hard to seduce negros?"
Thus, True Christians possess all the knowledge that is to be known in Heaven and Earth (including under what circumstances it's ok to rape adolescent girls) and it is free to anybody who wants it.
If an atheist would just pick up the Bible a time or two, he would realize that all earthly and heavenly knowledge rests within its covers.
Stupid Athiests, go "happy holiday" yourselves straight to hell.
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