What has the lord called you to do?

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

I honestly believe Jesus came to me in a dream/vision last night and told me what he wants me to do. Although the Lord has much work and molding of my Holy Spirit to do yet. The Lord told me without a doubt what to do, he wants me to study under the watchful eye and spiritual cousel of LBC ministrys and to use him (The Lord that is) as the cornerstone to building a house for him. The Lord told me he wants me to become an Irish Fryer (like in the King Arthur days) and open up a Monistary in the mountains of Tibet and rescue poor lost Amish hookers and harlets who have lost there way, and to bring them back to the one true religion and one true God so that in everything God can be gloryfied in all His splendor and that those I help may still find peace and salvation by being coverd by the blood of Jesus so that they may be saved.

Anyway, I was just curious, has anyone else had dreams or visions, has the lord told you what you MUST do?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

I honestly believe Jesus came to me in a dream/vision last night and told me what he wants me to do. Although the Lord has much work and molding of my Holy Spirit to do yet. The Lord told me without a doubt what to do, he wants me to study under the watchful eye and spiritual cousel of LBC ministrys and to use him (The Lord that is) as the cornerstone to building a house for him. The Lord told me he wants me to become an Irish Fryer (like in the King Arthur days) and open up a Monistary in the mountains of Tibet and rescue poor lost Amish hookers and harlets who have lost there way, and to bring them back to the one true religion and one true God so that in everything God can be gloryfied in all His splendor and that those I help may still find peace and salvation by being coverd by the blood of Jesus so that they may be saved.

Anyway, I was just curious, has anyone else had dreams or visions, has the lord told you what you MUST do?

How many Amish hookers do you expect to find in Tibet?

[Talitha]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

I honestly believe *****blah-de-blah****** MUST do?

Friend, I feel you've been putting your nose far too near to the Glue Pot while making your Model Air planes.
Jesus speaks to us one way. Through the words of the Bible (KJV1611).

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

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Friend, I feel you've been putting your nose far too near to the Glue Pot while making your Model Air planes.
Jesus speaks to us one way. Through the words of the Bible (KJV1611).

Ok, I spose it was one of Gods angles cleverly disguised as Jesus so I would recognize him and not get scared run away.

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

How many Amish hookers do you expect to find in Tibet?

Quite a few...some I will be bringing with me from here in the states, but I was told in my vision last night there would be some in tibet too...so who am I to argue with the Lord and his messengers...If God say it, I obey it!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

Quite a few...some I will be bringing with me from here in the states, but I was told in my vision last night there would be some in tibet too...so who am I to argue with the Lord and his messengers...If God say it, I obey it!!!

Why would you bring Amish women to Tibet?

Maybe you should try not eating spicy food so close to bedtime, and these bizarre dreams will stop.

[Deaner]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

The Lord told me he wants me to become an Irish Fryer (like in the King Arthur days) and open up a Monistary in the mountains of Tibet.

Are you still masturbating friend? I don't want to be too intrusive it's just that being irish and hanging out with chinks has never been high on Christ's list. You may have developed brain lesions from the constant self-interaction with your choo-choo.

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

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Why would you bring Amish women to Tibet?

Because harlets need to be far away from the life they once lived, and God demands strict obedience and there is just to much temptation here in the states that we wouldnt want are former harlets backsliding into there old ways...like I said before, I obey!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Because harlets need to be far away from the life they once lived, and God demands strict obedience and there is just to much temptation here in the states that we wouldnt want are former harlets backsliding into there old ways...like I said before, I obey!

Put down the crack pipe and back slowly away.....

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

Are you still masturbating friend? I don't want to be too intrusive it's just that being irish and hanging out with chinks has never been high on Christ's list. You may have developed brain lesions from the constant self-interaction with your choo-choo.

Chinks??? Chinese people???

No more masterbation for me my friend, I too am Irish and we can be a pretty hard core bunch, so, in sticking to that steriotype I did what the bible commands, "if your hand offend thee, chop it off from your body".

Oh...how am I typing, I got one of those voice/type programs where you speak and the program types for you

[Talitha]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

Are you still masturbating friend? I don't want to be too intrusive it's just that being irish and hanging out with chinks has never been high on Christ's list. You may have developed brain lesions from the constant self-interaction with your choo-choo.

Ya know Brother Deaner, I hadn't thought of that one......being a Woman an'all. I was just imagining this Homer to be a 14 year old school kid and giving him the benefit of my motherly instinct.

Are you friend? Are You playing with your Choo-Choo so much that the Blood seeps right from your Brain and makes you see stuff?
Seeing Ornamentals in dreams is not a good sign.

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

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Put down the crack pipe and back slowly away.....

No crack here my friend, only maryjane for me...

Genesis

001:011 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb
yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his
kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

[Talitha]

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Oh...how am I typing, I got one of those voice/type programs where you speak and the program types for you and I'd like to donate all of my annual Salary to your Church

Hey!! That Programme works just fine!!

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

Ya know Brother Deaner, I hadn't thought of that one......being a Woman an'all. I was just imagining this Homer to be a 14 year old school kid and giving him the benefit of my motherly instinct.

Are you friend? Are You playing with your Choo-Choo so much that the Blood seeps right from your Brain and makes you see stuff?
Seeing Ornamentals in dreams is not a good sign.

No, actually I'm almost 37 years of age...but I am single and do fornicate with my own body parts from time to time, but no more, read my last post on what I did about it.

[Talitha]

Re: What has the lord called you to do?

No, actually I'm almost 37 years of age...but I am single and do fornicate with my own body parts from time to time, but no more, read my last post on what I did about it.

Well, now, maybe....just maybe these times you keep seeing stuff will go away.
Have you thought of making donations to a good cause? (Like Jesus) I have heard that also helps.