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  • TruePath
    Unsaved trash
    • Dec 2009
    • 220

    #1

    An open invitation to Islam

    Bismillahir'rahmaanir'rahim.

    I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

    Insha'Allah you will accept.
    Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
  • Talitha
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    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: An open invitation to Islam

    Running out of Suicide Bombers are we?


    The only way to Salvation in the hereafter is to become a True Christian(tm).

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Noah Dint
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 695

      #3
      Re: An open invitation to Islam

      Originally posted by TruePath View Post
      Bismillahir'rahmaanir'rahim.

      I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

      Insha'Allah you will accept.
      Hold up there Homer Homegrown...

      I thought we were the undesirable to you. Now you want us on your team? There is the difference. You will take whatever you can get. We are the choosey Chosen ones. God doesn't want the sinners, non believers and unsaved. Why would He? GLORY!

      -ND

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: An open invitation to Islam

        Simsalarimbambimbam to you too I guess.

        OK, so I have to make a choice between being Saved, looking forward to sitting next to Jesus himself, sipping a cold Rochefort 8, watching the sinners squirm in hell, and being happy for ever.

        Or...

        Having to accept the idea that having sex with women sporting moustaches is a great concept.

        I'll consider it.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: An open invitation to Islam

          I've considered it, and oddly enough, it's a NO!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: An open invitation to Islam

            Originally posted by TruePath View Post
            (demonic invocation deleted).

            I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

            (demonic invocation deleted) you will accept.
            And I invite you to renounce Is-lame-ic mooselimbism and find my Best Friend, Jesus.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • releaseme
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2009
              • 116

              #7
              Re: An open invitation to Islam

              I am very surprised he/she has not been banned yet.
              The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: An open invitation to Islam

                Originally posted by releaseme View Post
                I am very surprised he/she has not been banned yet.
                Well, he hasn't made any death threats or posted disgusting internet porn, yet. We love our unsaved brothers and will try to help him find his way to the REAL path to righteousness.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324

                  #9
                  Re: An open invitation to Islam

                  I heard it said in the Koran, offer the unsaved a chance, then kill them. He just offered us a chance, so we need this guy on the No-Fly list ASAP!
                  What do we really know about this guy anyway? I smell a terrorist around here!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #10
                    Re: An open invitation to Islam

                    Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                    Bismillahir'rahmaanir'rahim.

                    I invite each of you to Islam, convert peacefully.

                    Insha'Allah you will accept.
                    While I appreciate the offer, I think I will stick with eternal life at the right hand of Jesus. Thank you for asking though.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • TruePath
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 220

                      #11
                      Re: An open invitation to Islam

                      Bismilah Rahman Raheem
                      Salam Alaykum wa Rahmatulah infidel dogs.


                      Int teh Noble Qu'ran Allah has said:

                      12.108 "Say: "This is my Way: I do invite unto Allah,- with certain knowledge, - I and whoever follows me. Glory to Allah, and never will I join gods with Allah!"
                      16.125 "Invite (all) to the Way of thy Lord with wisdom and beautiful preaching; and argue with them in ways that are best and most gracious: for thy Lord knows best, who have strayed from His Path, and who receive guidance."
                      22.67 "To every People have We appointed rites which they must follow: let them not then dispute with thee on the matter, but do invite (them) to thy Lord: for thou art assuredly on the Right Way."
                      28.87 "Let no one turn you away from Allah's revelations after they have been revealed to thee: and invite (men) to thy Lord, and be not of the company of those who join gods with Allah."


                      Insha'Allah you will reconsider after these beautiful passages.
                      Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: An open invitation to Islam

                        Hey what ever happened to that muslim TV psychic guy they used to have on TV? He was a laugh riot.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: An open invitation to Islam

                          Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                          (satanic incantation deleted) infidel dogs.

                          Int teh Noble Qu'ran Allah has said:

                          (a bunch of lies from the Ignoble Qur'an deleted)

                          (satanic incantation deleted) you will reconsider after these beautiful passages.
                          Okey dokey, I'll reconsider.

                          ...reconsidering...

                          ...reconsidering...

                          So sorry, but the answer is still no.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • JustGotSaved
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 519

                            #14
                            Re: An open invitation to Islam

                            Cant you guys come up with a better symbol than a man's genitals?
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                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457

                              #15
                              Re: An open invitation to Islam

                              WrongPath, have you considered soliciting people from Quarantine or those who have been banned?
                              The way I see it, once Christianity has skimmed the cream off of the top, you can have the rest of unpasteurized riff raff.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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