Are you a spineless Christian?

[eliot mayfield]

When it comes to being a Christian, are you the toast or the butter?
Do you just melt away, afraid to be solid for Jesus?
Are you a jellyfish Christian, just floating along in the current?

Or

Are you a calcium packed rigid Christian with a backbone the size of Texas?

Male or female you can be a True Christian ™ and that means you never back down!

Never be afraid to voice your opinion loudly when you see sin happening!

Never be afraid to write letters to the paper!

Make sure you know everything going on in your neighborhood at all times and write it down! Satan is sloppy and we will win due to our Christian efficiency.

Pray as often as you can in public. We want to make the "public" area safe for children and women once again. This can only occur when we pray the unsaved out of every park, playground, and parking lot.

God gave us America, but we have to fight to keep it!

[Nobar King]

Re: Are you a spineless Christian?

Amen, Brother Eliot!! That's what I've been preaching for years! I won't let those brown skinned islamists take over my town! And when it comes to my friends, well, they aren't above reproach, either!! (You know who you are.)

If we can't preserve our Christian way of life, then what good are we to the next generation (who, by the way is just pissing it all away with their sagging pants and countless hours of playing video games). It's our job to instill proper God-fearing behavior in them so that they can grow up in to wholesome productive members of society with their own home and family, instead of just sponging off mom and dad for the rest of their lives.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Are you a spineless Christian?

One of the best witnessing tools a True Christian(tm) has is to FLAUNT their teabagging skills. It both horrifies and excites the Liberal and often converts them to our side faster than you can say, "parted his garments" (Matthew 27:35).