[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: White people is God's chosen

Pastor Zeke is a homosexual.

You've just earned yourself an infraction for such vile, baseless slander.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: White people is God's chosen

"Pastor" Zeke is a homosexual.

This is what you call wishful thinking. Sorry Goatboy, True Christians don't jam their tallywackers up other men's butts. I'm pretty sure satan will provide you with all of THAT kind of entertainment you can handle and then some, once Jesus wads you up and throws you into the trash bin called hellfire. Unfortunately satan's pecker is encrusted with razor blades, so that may not work out for you.

Anyway, it's good to know that I've managed to rattle satan's cage. The fury and hatred you are spewing here shows that I'm getting through. Praise Jesus!! God always wins. Always!

[Peter]

Re: White people is God's chosen

Jesus' father is God. God is not a filthy hook-nosed jew. Jesus is God.

How can someone be his own father?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: White people is God's chosen

How can someone be his own father?

With god, all things are possible. He can make snakes and donkeys talk too. Read all about it HERE!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: White people is God's chosen

How can someone be his own father?

Friend, when you've made people out of dust and brought them to life, impregnating a virgin with yourself must be a walk in the park.

[Goatski]

Re: White people is God's chosen

You've just earned yourself an infraction for such vile, baseless slander.

Dear Goetien,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Insulting one of Jesus' most Godly servants
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Pastor Ezekiel is a Godly man and I'll thank you not to include him in your twisted sodomite fantasies! He would probably turn the other cheek at your blatant insult, but I will not be so kind!

1 Timothy 2:[12] But I suffer not a woman toteach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

This church is really progressive. Women moderators and senior pastors; not to mention homosexual pastors like Zeke and Jews like Temperance. Why I wouldn't be surprised if you had a woman with careers and men at home taking care of the kids, washing clothes, cooking dinner, and knitting dresses. It's nice to see equal rights among men and women. Some churches still mistreat woman, but Landover Baptist is all about equality.

[Goatski]

Re: White people is God's chosen

satan's pecker is encrusted with razor blades

I take it you've seen it?

Anyway, it's good to know that I've managed to rattle satan's cage.

I bet you do. Is satan's judge hole also encrusted with razors?

The fury and hatred you are spewing here shows that I'm getting through. Praise Jesus!! God always wins. Always!

Fury and hatred? Nobody who has foolishly read the Bible and taken it literally would consider anything I've posted as furious or hatefilled compared to YHWH. Clearly, you haven't immersed yourself in the Good Book.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: White people is God's chosen

What's that white goop on your hoodie, dear? Could it be Satan's love marmalade?

No, don't wipe it off; it serves the useful function of distracting me from the content of your mind-numbing posts.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: White people is God's chosen

Three things here.
1.) You're his "girlfriend". He clearly has a liking for you rather you return the favor or not. Think Hannibal Lector and Clarice Starling
2.) "Pastor" Zeke is a homosexual. If he was going to marry the comely Sister Thumper he would have already. He has no sexual interest in beautiful women. Think Hannibal Lector and Clarice Starling
3.) Lossen up. Honestly, how old are you, 65? Then role over and die already. Think Hannibal Lector and Clarice Starling

Bwahahaha......those are some pretty damn funny ideas. Perhaps they might have merit....if it were the Twilight Zone! Fortunately for all concerned, it isn't.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: White people is God's chosen

What's that white goop on your hoodie, dear? Could it be Satan's love marmalade?

Love marmalade? That's a new one.
Is it anything like those flavored massage oils?

[Goatski]

Re: White people is God's chosen

What's that white goop on your hoodie, dear? Could it be Satan's love marmalade?

No, don't wipe it off; it serves the useful function of distracting me from the content of your mind-numbing posts.

It's called a buckle. It appears white due to the reflection of light off of metal. What's that stuff on your face and that thing on your head? Oh, a wig and make-up, perhaps?

You look ALOT different in your dreams, "sister".

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: White people is God's chosen

I sure that them unsaved folk is gonna be sendin' me hate mail and death threats and all sortsa nasty thangs fo' makin' this topic, but I have Jesus to help me get through that, and this be somethin' that needta be said. And I think it be particularly important fo' it to be said by somebody like me. It actually be common knowledge at Landover that white folks is God's chosen, but whenever this be brought up by a white person on these forums, they get persecuted just fo' speakin' God's Truth!

Sometimes, I praise God that I do not be white. I know y'all is probably thinkin' that that be somethin' extremely unusual to praise God over, but I actually has it quite easy compared to white folk, especially the white mens. It have been my experience that White, True Christian™ mens is mo' persecuted than any other group of people in the world. Them joos is always whinin', but they haven't been through nothin' compared to what the White TC mens goes through on a daily basis! The Lord had made it quite clear to us in scripture that His Chosen would be persecuteded in the way that the Prophets was back in the day:

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. - Matthew 5:11-12

I don't know if they is a Bible verse that specifically state that white folk is chosen by God (I is just a woman after all), but maybe one of our Godly pastors know whether somethin' like that exist or not. Here be my evidence that God favor white people:

• The LORD had came to earth in the form of a white man (Jesus). As God had created man in His own image, it be safe to assume that white folks is more like God than anyone else.
• White be symbolic of purity in the Bible (Psalm 51:7, Daniel 12:10, and Isaiah 1:18 come to mind).
• The Song of Solomon depict white folk as especially attractive, "the chiefest among ten thousand."
• Jesus and His angels both wore white, as be depicted in Mark 9:3 and John 20:12
• The LORD sit on a white throne, as the book of Revelation tell us.

It be easy fo' them unsaved folk to just falsely accuse Godly white folk of bein' racist just fo' speakin God's Word, but I hope that the fact that even a black lady had seen God's Truth on this matter will create a stumblin' block fo' them troublemakers! Praise God!

Can anyone give me REAL proof of that? I mean, biblical proof, that says, not between the lines, that white people are. Because, according to the bible if you are going to choose anyone, they should be the arabs. Jesus was arabic. Jesus was born in Bethlehem, which is an arabic country. *Gasp* So, did you people never read the bible? Jesus wasn't white. I'm white, but you don't see me gloating about it. If you want to believe any race is better then any other, then you should believe that arabs are better then white people. You guys sound like the kkk.. next thing you know, they are going to want to burn black people. *snorts*

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: White people is God's chosen

Nothing more needs to be said, other then for the thread starter to take a crash course in proper english grammer.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: White people is God's chosen

A map proves nothing. That land was called a variety of things back in Jesus' day. Where He was physically born or which female was used to bake Him is irrelevant.

Jesus' father is God. God is not a filthy hook-nosed jew. Jesus is God. That should be enough for you to figure it out....

yeah jesus is god. jesus was a jew. so gods a jew. duh!

Also..sister why worship god if you beleive that? if whites are gods chosen people, wich they arent jews are, its in the bible. unlike whites being gods chosen thats just bigotry.

[Enobarbus]

Re: White people is God's chosen

yeah jesus is god. jesus was a jew. so gods a jew. duh!

Also..sister why worship god if you beleive that? if whites are gods chosen people, wich they arent jews are, its in the bible. unlike whites being gods chosen thats just bigotry.

Jesus is God yes. And Jesus was a man temporarily to come down here and temporarily die for our sins. Don't worry about trying to get your tiny brain around all this, the ways of God are too complicated for even the wisest and most intelligent men to grasp. You won't come with in a bull's roar of ever fully understanding it. Just have faith and accept Jesus and you will have a chance of salvation.

Of course whites are God's chosen people, you just aren't reading all the Bible or interpreting in properly. This is why the white races have been so blessed by Jesus.