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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #46
    Originally posted by ilovegaypeoplelol View Post
    Tattoos are sexy though.
    Yeah, nothing like seeing someone with a bunch of retard drawings on their skin.



    I guess looking like a compete dumbass is more important than their Eternal Reward.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • ilovequeersandsatan
      Unsaved trash
      • Aug 2012
      • 4

      #47
      Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Yeah, nothing like seeing someone with a bunch of retard drawings on their skin.



      I guess looking like a compete dumbass is more important than their Eternal Reward.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      I have a tattoo. Ain't shit you can do about it.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #48
        Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

        Originally posted by ilovegaypeoplelol View Post
        I have a tattoo. Ain't shit you can do about it.
        What makes you think we want to "do something" about your choice to look like a complete retard?



        God will burn you alive in His Lake of Fire for all time unless you get right with Jesus, though. Would you like to meet my friend and master, Jesus?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #49
          Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

          Originally posted by ilovegaypeoplelol View Post
          I have a tattoo. Ain't shit you can do about it.
          Does it look like this?



          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #50
            Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Yeah, nothing like seeing someone with a bunch of retard drawings on their skin.



            I guess looking like a compete dumbass is more important than their Eternal Reward.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
            Like this, Brother?

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #51
              Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

              Originally posted by ilovegaypeoplelol View Post
              I have a tattoo. Ain't shit you can do about it.
              It's not me you need to worry about, dummy.

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Like this, Brother?
              That's so sexy!



              YiC,

              Zech
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              • JustGotSaved
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 519

                #52
                Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                Originally posted by Higgins View Post
                Please show me the Bible verse that says our Lord and Savior Jesus is inside children. It sounds to me like you are trying to make Jesus to be some sort of homersexual, and you call yourself a Christian.
                I know! The first thing i thought of when he said Jesus was inside children was "GROSS!" . What kind of pervert thinks that way!?!?!
                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                • monkeybrains
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 7

                  #53
                  Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                  "The bible was written in english" no the bible was translated from Latin into english and before that it was translated into Latin from Hebrew and Aramaic. maybe you didnt get that memo

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #54
                    Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                    Originally posted by monkeybrains View Post
                    "The bible was written in english" no the bible was translated from Latin into english and before that it was translated into Latin from Hebrew and Aramaic. maybe you didnt get that memo
                    And then God had King James translate it directly into ENGLISH (a language you should become familiar with), thus anticipating the formation of His favorite country, AMERICA!

                    Read THIS if you can.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • TheBrainlessOne
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 7

                      #55
                      Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                      what do you expect... theyre a bunch of self righteous idiots who think theyre the chosen ones, when really.... their beliefs.. as im starting to see are biased, fear mongering, lying SHITE! and pastor ezekiel learn to read! It was initially written in LATIN as all forms of the bible were and over the years they were translated! Learn your history you fucking CLOWN! Oh, and favourite country? How could a god favour a country that allows people like you to act the way you do? Answer me that!!!!!!!!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #56
                        Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                        Originally posted by TheUndecidedOne View Post
                        what do you expect... theyre a bunch of self righteous idiots who think theyre the chosen ones, when really.... their beliefs.. as im starting to see are biased, fear mongering, lying SHITE! and pastor ezekiel learn to read! It was initially written in LATIN as all forms of the bible were and over the years they were translated! Learn your history you piffleing CLOWN! Oh, and favourite country? How could a god favour a country that allows people like you to act the way you do? Answer me that!!!!!!!!!
                        Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

                        You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                        As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                        Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                        Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                        Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
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                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • monkeybrains
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 7

                          #57
                          Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                          lmao you really are a deluded idiot aren't you, and the reason it was translated into English was because lazy peasant fuckers like you couldn't fucking read you moronic retard so how about taking a history lesson before trying to sound smart!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #58
                            Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                            Originally posted by monkeybrains View Post
                            lmao you really are a deluded idiot aren't you, and the reason it was translated into English was because lazy peasant piffleers like you couldn't piffleing read you mormonic retard so how about taking a history lesson before trying to sound smart!
                            What does any of that have to do with the sin of tattoos? Stop derailing our threads or you'll get the boot.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • mainiackmonkey
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 1

                              #59
                              Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                              hello, im back im sorry for speaking my mind and calling you a bunch of deluded pedophiles....actually no im not its true, and no tattoos are not a sin jesus would have looked awesome on the cross covered in tatts!!!!! infact theres my new art project jesus swinging from the wood covered in tribal ink!!

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #60
                                Re: Is it a sin to have a tattoo?

                                Jesus wouldn't get a tattoo, you big dummy!!!



                                YiC,

                                Zech
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