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  • Andreas
    Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 249

    #1

    Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

    Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

    They were both inspired by God.

    Am I going to Hell for knowing this?


    Soon in Christ
  • Jesus is Lord
    Devout seeker of the Truth™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 639

    #2
    Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
    Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

    They were both inspired by God.

    Am I going to Hell for knowing this?


    Mohammad inspired by God? Don't make me laugh! He was inspired by Satan, not God. He is burning in Hell as we speak, I assure you of that.

    Jesus was not just inspired by God but born of Him. To believe anything else is blasphemy and will cause you to burn in Hell.
    The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
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    • Andreas
      Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 249

      #3
      Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

      Mohammad inspired by God? Don't make me laugh! He was inspired by Satan, not God. He is burning in Hell as we speak, I assure you of that.

      Jesus was not just inspired by God but born of Him. To believe anything else is blasphemy and will cause you to burn in Hell.
      Are you sure Mohammad didn't have at least a small amount of divine inspiration. After all, Koran says Judaism and Christianity are also true religions but Islam was God's latest revelation.

      I believe in Jesus but perhaps Muslims go to heaven as well.

      Confused as possible
      Soon in Christ

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #4
        Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

        Originally posted by Andreas View Post
        Are you sure Mohammad didn't have at least a small amount of divine inspiration. After all, Koran says Judaism and Christianity are also true religions but Islam was God's latest revelation.

        I believe in Jesus but perhaps Muslims go to heaven as well.

        Confused as possible
        Let me reassure you then, kraut..
        Muslims will go to hell.

        And the Quoran is false, who cares what it claims?
        If you don't accept Jesus, you're going to hell, no exceptions.

        Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
        John 14:6
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

          Originally posted by Andreas View Post
          Are you sure Mohammad didn't have at least a small amount of divine inspiration. After all, Koran says Judaism and Christianity are also true religions but Islam was God's latest revelation.
          Andreas, I'm afraid that you've fallen for one of the devil's favorite deceptions:

          II Cor. 11:13-15: For such [are] false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore [it is] no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

          You have it almost right, but if you're almost right, you'll almost avoid damnation. The mooselimbs believe that the Holy Bible was originally Divinely inspired:

          Unholy Qur'an 3:78: And lo! there is a party of them who distort the Scripture with their tongues, that ye may think that what they say is from the Scripture, when it is not from the Scripture. And they say: It is from Allah, when it is not from Allah; and they speak a lie concerning Allah knowingly. May Jesus have mercy on me for quoting the Unholy Qur'an, even for the purpose of rebuking sinners.

          In other words, the towelheads believe that insofar as the Holy King James Bible and their book of lies differ, then we are the ones who are distorting Scripture. Of course, Jesus will damn them for such heinous blasphemy; make sure that you aren't damned with them.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Rain
            Youthful soldier of Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 86

            #6
            Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

            Oh but it's SOOO simple Andreas!! Mohammad is just a false Joo god, (I think it's the Joo's who 'worship' him) and our Lord Jesus is born of God Himself, who you SHOULD be praying to, else He will cast you down to the firey depths of Hell with Mohammad.

            There, that wasn't so hard was it?? Come on now, Repent!!!

            ~Rain

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #7
              Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

              Here's a simple breakdown:

              Moohommad: Crazy middle-eastern paedophile who thought he was anointed by god (false god) to send a message to the world lest they be destroyed by their own lusts. He was their only hope for salvation. If you believe in him, you will burn in Hell forever, constantly being sodomized by satan's oversized blood-encrusted tally-whacker.

              Jesus: Humble middle-eastern guy who thought he was anointed by God (True God) to send a message to the world lest they be destroyed by their own lusts. He is their only hope for Salvation. Believe in Him and you will spend eternity in the clouds with Jesus, singing hymns for ever 'n ever.

              Its really that easy. If you ever aspire to be a True Christian(tm), you should really already know this.
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              • Andreas
                Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 249

                #8
                Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

                Its really that easy. If you ever aspire to be a True Christian(tm), you should really already know this.
                I knew it all along. I mean...Mohammad inspired by GOd...Come on. man. It's ridiculous.

                Even when I pretended to be an atheist is stood firmly in my hidden belief in Christ. It was Jesus who sent me to test your faith and may I say you all did a marvelous job.

                Keep the god work, faith and tithing.

                Andreas
                Soon in Christ

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                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                  Scientific Advisor
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2373

                  #9
                  Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

                  You're a Nazi, of course you're an atheist. I don't buy the "pretended" bit for a second. You may be able to fool humans, but you can never fool GOD, demon.
                  Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

                    Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                    Here's a simple breakdown:

                    Moohommad: Crazy middle-eastern paedophile who thought he was anointed by god (false god) to send a message to the world lest they be destroyed by their own lusts. He was their only hope for salvation. If you believe in him, you will burn in Hell forever, constantly being sodomized by satan's oversized blood-encrusted tally-whacker.

                    Jesus: Humble middle-eastern guy who thought he was anointed by God (True God) to send a message to the world lest they be destroyed by their own lusts. He is their only hope for Salvation. Believe in Him and you will spend eternity in the clouds with Jesus, singing hymns for ever 'n ever.

                    Its really that easy. If you ever aspire to be a True Christian(tm), you should really already know this.
                    Praise! That was an excellent summary, although your account of Jesus sounded a bit disrespectful for my liking. Anyway, here's a better question: Is there a difference between Andreas and a worthless hellbound krautish homofascist?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Andreas
                      Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 249

                      #11
                      Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

                      Praise! That was an excellent summary, although your account of Jesus sounded a bit disrespectful for my liking. Anyway, here's a better question: Is there a difference between Andreas and a worthless hellbound krautish homofascist?


                      Yes, there is, Tempy.
                      Soon in Christ

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                      • Andreas
                        Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 249

                        #12
                        Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

                        I still don't know who's better. Jesus, Mohammad or that Buddha guy?
                        Soon in Christ

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

                          Originally posted by Andreas View Post


                          Yes, there is, Tempy.
                          ..................and??
                          Do you care to show us any proof that you are not a Kraut Homofascist andreas?
                          I bet you know what this is?


                          Are you an advocate of The Pink Swastika?

                          Or will you stop this foolish behaviour and find Jesus in your heart?

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Andreas
                            Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 249

                            #14
                            Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?





                            Soon in Christ

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #15
                              Re: Is there a difference between Jesus and Mohammad?

                              That last picture just made me lose my dinner...

                              Jesus will smite you for this, kraut!
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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