Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

[Christiana]

God bless you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

God bless you.

Why thank you miss.

Would you mind telling us about yourself? What church do you attend? Do you have your husband's permission to be in God's favorite forum?

[Christiana]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

You are welcome.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

These are all your posts so far...

Thanks for writing this. God bless you.

God bless you.

You are welcome.

Just wondering, thank you.

Thank you.

Now gratitude and invoking God's blessing is always good, but surely you have more to say than this, don't you?

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

These are all your posts so far...

Thanks for writing this. God bless you.

God bless you.

You are welcome.

Just wondering, thank you.

Thank you.

Now gratitude and invoking God's blessing is always good, but surely you have more to say than this, don't you?

Sister, it's highly likely that her English is underdeveloped and she's using an online translating service to generate her responses. I wouldn't at all be surprised if this "Christiana" turned out to be a terrorist mudslime, or worse... European.

Prove to us that you're not some free-love hippy eurotrash liebral before we start taking you seriously Christiana...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Sister, it's highly likely that her English is underdeveloped and she's using an online translating service to generate her responses. I wouldn't at all be surprised if this "Christiana" turned out to be a terrorist mudslime, or worse... European.

Prove to us that you're not some free-love hippy eurotrash liebral before we start taking you seriously Christiana...

Very good point, Brother. I'm happy to see you haven't gone native on us yet.

[Christiana]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Hi, There. I was born in Maryland and still live there. I am a Christian seeker for wisdom. I have accepted Christ as my Lord and Saviour Your forums are very insightful. Thank you.

I do not talk alot because I am shy. God bless you all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Hi, There. I was born in Maryland and still live there. I am a Christian seeker for wisdom. I have accepted Christ as my Lord and Saviour Your forums are very insightful. Thank you.

I do not talk alot because I am shy. God bless you all.

Well praise Jesus, she can speak in complete sentences!

What church do you attend? Tell us about yourself and your sinful habits.

[Christiana]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Thank you for responding to my post, Pastor Ezekiel.

I'm a terrible sinner. I am sorry that I am a sinner.

I am an Episcopalian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Thank you for responding to my post, Pastor Ezekiel.

I'm a terrible sinner. I am sorry that I am a sinner.

I am an Episcopalian.

If you have gotten mixed up with those Epicksopalians crowd, then you ARE a sinner. You aren't even a Christian! Why, did you know that the well-known communist Howard Dean is an Expictopalian? Did you know that they sanctify queer marriages, in direct defiance of God's Holy Word in that false church?

Does your husband know that you go to a false Christian church?

[Christiana]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

I am not married, I am a single woman. I have sworn my virginity before God, until He wants me to marry.
Everyone who knows me, knows that I am an Episcopalian. God helps to keep me honest about who I am.
I think Howard Dean used to be an Episcopalian, but I think he is now a Congregationalist. Some minor environmental dispute over a bike path made him leave the Episcopalians. But, I do not know too much about Howard Dean.
Thank you for responding to my post, Pastor Ezekiel. Your posts are most informative. God has certainly given you a gift for preaching. All glory be to God.

[Talitha]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

I am not married, I am a single woman. I have sworn my virginity before God, until He wants me to marry.
All glory be to God.

Well Sister, it looks like God has finally spoken by guiding you here to His favourite Forums.

We have many available Men who would be only too pleased to take a Virgin for his Bride but you would have to make a conversion to being a Landover Baptist.
We need to Birth as many True Christian™ Soldiers as we can in readiness for Jesus' return.

You're not a Negra or a Queer or both are ya?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Praise Jesus, Christian-anna. I'm new too!

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Can anyone explain why it says I am unsaved trash underinvestigation?

I am neither, and I don't appreciate being labeled! What is this?

[Christiana]

Re: Hi Everyone, I'm new here.

Well Sister, it looks like God has finally spoken by guiding you here to His favourite Forums.

We have many available Men who would be only too pleased to take a Virgin for his Bride but you would have to make a conversion to being a Landover Baptist.
We need to Birth as many True Christian? Soldiers as we can in readiness for Jesus' return.

You're not a Negra or a Queer or both are ya?

Hi there Sister Talitha,

I am white and am not seeking a husband or any sort of partner now.

Bless you for answering my post.