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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    Fantastic 3

    Ministering at the Movies!


    The Landover Baptist Senior High Youth Group is heading out to local picture houses during the summer months. They will be handing out the flyer you see below to unsaved parents and children who are standing in line to see the new Fantastic 4 movie. What a wonderful way to share the good news of Jesus Christ with poor little hell-bound, pimple-covered comic book addicts!

    We encourage you to print out the flyer below and distribute it to unsaved people who turn to comic books and fantasy in search of the truth. It illustrates very well that the most fantastic and fabulous stories are found only in the Holy Bible. Mention to movie-goers this summer that the best part of about the Fantastic 3 is that unlike the Fantastic 4, they are 100% real! And if you don't believe in the Fantastic 3, you don't just lose the cost of a movie ticket, you lose your soul to eternal suffering in a literal lake of fire! God be with you in your soul-winning and witnessing endeavors!



    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056
      #2
      Re: Fantastic 3

      Interesting - you fianlly admit that your god has weaknesses. Congratulations!
      Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-11-2007, 12:01 PM.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Bernal
          Unsaved Trash
          On thin ice with for telling nasty Liebral lies about Landover
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 66
          #3
          Re: Fantastic 3

          So which one is Mr. Fantastic?
          "I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."

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