[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

We are currently praying on the matter and considering locating away from Californistan. I still need advice on how to rid her of this demon inside her though. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

God Bless You,
Mervyn Kohl Duggar

Why are you still living with this harlot anyway? Why not just kick her to the curb? You are paying to raise the hellspawn of a man too weak to control his wife AND you are wantonly fornicating with a fallen woman who has been pre-murdering YOUR unborn children?!?!? Are you TRYING to anger the LORD!?!?

What the HELL is wrong with you friend? You need to wipe the slate clean and get right with God. There may still be hope for you, but that slut of yours is a lost cause.


EDIT:
And by "wipe the slate clean" I don't mean you should kill her. Just dump her hellbound butt!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

Why are you still living with this harlot anyway? Why not just kick her to the curb? You are paying to raise the hellspawn of a man too weak to control his wife AND you are wantonly fornicating with a fallen woman who has been pre-murdering YOUR unborn children?!?!? Are you TRYING to anger the LORD!?!?

What the HELL is wrong with you friend? You need to wipe the slate clean and get right with God. There may still be hope for you, but that slut of yours is a lost cause.

EDIT:
And by "wipe the slate clean" I don't mean you should kill her. Just dump her hellbound butt!

Hear, Hear Brother Portway!

I asked a girl out on a date (chaperoned of course, her father and older brother were with us) when I was a whippersnapper. After we had dinner, she asked me to dance with her...... IN PUBLIC!!!!! on a first date!!!!! With Her Dad there!!!!!!

Needless to say, I belted her and left the restaurant. Her father called numerous time to (I assume) apologize but I'd have none of it.

Son, keep you honor, it is all you really have.

[Mervyn Kohl Duggar]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

After much prayer and reflection, I feel that I may have to "cut her loose". This saddens me, however I know in my heart that I cannot let a headstrong hussy deter me from true salvation and basking in the glory of the Lord. I will however continue to pray for her that her demons be cast out from her. Glory to God.

God Bless You,
Mervyn Kohl Duggar

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

After much prayer and reflection, I feel that I may have to "cut her loose". This saddens me, however I know in my heart that I cannot let a headstrong hussy deter me from true salvation and basking in the glory of the Lord. I will however continue to pray for her that her demons be cast out from her. Glory to God.

God Bless You,
Mervyn Kohl Duggar

You are making sense.

Either buy her a bus ticket with her credit card or move out of state. From what you've said so far, you just know she is going to end up on your doorstep some rainy night, screaming like a cat in heat.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

After much prayer and reflection, I feel that I may have to "cut her loose". This saddens me, however I know in my heart that I cannot let a headstrong hussy deter me from true salvation and basking in the glory of the Lord. I will however continue to pray for her that her demons be cast out from her. Glory to God.

God Bless You,
Mervyn Kohl Duggar

Good! Now you're talking like a Christian. Abondon her and her children with even saying a word! After all, eternal life forever in Heaven with Jesus is certainly better than shacking up with some cheap tramp and her brat kids.

[Poopyeater666]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

I love the Devil.

Plain and simple.

I worsip Satan.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

Brother Duggar, I did not realize that the fiancee you were discussing was not a Christian like yourself.

In that case, it is very importand that you do indeed separate from her.

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

This means we are not to cohabitate, eat with, or in any way socialize with those of another faith. Certainly we are not to marry them.

Personally, I think it would be alright to live or work next to someone different, but we are urged to ignore and shun them.

[Sky High]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

I fear that she has been possessed by demons. I need your help fellow Christians.

Should I stone the woman I love for being a willful wanton slut who may be possessed and/or a witch? Please help me follow God's will.

Are you out of your fuckin mind?

[GOD=life]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

There appears to be no scenario in which you could be with this woman without sin: it would be adultery against her husband, from whom divorce is not possible in the eyes of God.

What you should do is find a virgin to marry, provided of course that her father can prove her virginity.

[Mervyn Kohl Duggar]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

Before I left, I changed all the locks so that the doors can only be opened from the outside. Then I left her there with only a Bible (KJV1611 of course) and Gospel music playing in the Hi-Fi. It seems to be working already; I could hear the demon inside her thrashing about inside the house, demanding to be released and screaming a stream of obsenities too vile to be repeated on a family forum. Hopefully soon her soul will be right with the Lord again and she will be fit to return to her rightful husband. If he will take her back.

God Bless You,
Mervyn Kohl Duggar

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

I could hear the demon inside her thrashing about inside the house, demanding to be released and screaming a stream of obsenities too vile to be repeated on a family forum. Hopefully soon her soul will be right with the Lord again...

PRAISE!

Either she will thank you some day or her two devil-spawn will, for putting her on the True Christian™ path at last.

Good work

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

Gosh I hope he doesn't marry her. Divorced woman are all whores and gold diggers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

Gosh I hope he doesn't marry her. Divorced woman are all whores and gold diggers.

Amen! Ain't it the truth!?

[TruePath]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

we all know that divorce is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

This is not true.

Allah has made it very easy for us to divorce our wives at any time.

Maybe you should consider Islam?

[Mervyn Kohl Duggar]

Re: Should I stone my fiancee?

This is not true.

Allah has made it very easy for us to divorce our wives at any time.
How so? By strapping time bombs to them and sending them into crowded Jooish markets?
Maybe you should consider Islam?
Heavens no! I would rather follow the path to True Salvation, something that your silly little dune coon "religion" simply can't provide. Besides, I don't want to end up on one of those "No Fly" lists

God Bless You,
Mervyn Kohl Duggar