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  • Bruce the witch
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    • Sep 2006
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    #1

    Jesus Camp

    I would be intersted in your thoughts on the new movie out on the Pentecostal Youth Camp. Does Landover have a youth camp and if not is one to come in the future?
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
  • Andreas
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    • Sep 2006
    • 249

    #2
    Re: Jesus Camp

    I would be intersted in your thoughts on the new movie out on the Pentecostal Youth Camp. Does Landover have a youth camp and if not is one to come in the future?
    I really felt sorry for those children. All kinds of fundamentalism either Christian or Islamic are equally bad.
    Soon in Christ

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    • Talitha
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      • Jan 2026
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      #3
      Re: Jesus Camp

      Originally posted by Andreas View Post
      I really felt sorry for those children. All kinds of fundamentalism either Christian or Islamic are equally bad.
      Hitler youth would have loved you!!
      Just think you could have been close pals with The Poop Ratszinger!

      Why haven't you found Jesus yet?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Andreas
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        • Sep 2006
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        #4
        Re: Jesus Camp

        Hitler youth would have loved you!!
        Just think you could have been close pals with The Poop Ratszinger!

        Why haven't you found Jesus yet?
        Another proof that British historians still describe Germany as a naziland.
        Soon in Christ

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Jesus Camp

          GLORY!

          We do offer a Christian Gun Camp.

          Sign your kid up TODAY! Create another Solider for JESUS!!

          GUN CAMP

          Helpful, Sister Thumper
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          • Bruce the witch
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            • Sep 2006
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            #6
            Re: Jesus Camp

            The female pastor of that church, she is the youth director, isn't she? Today on the news she was saying that the world has our children 51 weeks of the year and their camp has those children 1 week of the year, so in essence the camp has one week to deprogram the kids from the brainwashing society does the other 51 weeks of the year.
            And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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            • Andreas
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              • Sep 2006
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              #7
              Re: Jesus Camp

              The female pastor of that church, she is the youth director, isn't she? Today on the news she was saying that the world has our children 51 weeks of the year and their camp has those children 1 week of the year, so in essence the camp has one week to deprogram the kids from the brainwashing society does the other 51 weeks of the year.
              I think they need those 51 weeks to regenerate from one with her and GWB's portrait. Speaking of brainwashing...
              Soon in Christ

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              • Bruce the witch
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                • Sep 2006
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                #8
                Re: Jesus Camp

                Ha!Ha!Ha! So true, so true.
                And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
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                  • Sep 2006
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                  #9
                  Re: Jesus Camp

                  HAHAHA....You are both one second from being banned!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus Camp

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    HAHAHA....You are both one second from being banned!
                    Haaaa haaa haaaa

                    ROFLWJ!!!
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                    • Bruce the witch
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #11
                      Re: Jesus Camp

                      Does Landover have a cardboard cutout of GWBush to pray to or do you have the real thing?
                      And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: Jesus Camp

                        I have this picture of our beloved Leader above the mantel in my family room



                        PRAISE!

                        Proud, Sister Thumper
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                        • Bruce the witch
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                          #13
                          Re: Jesus Camp

                          That picture truely doesn't lie.
                          And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                          • Bruce the witch
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                            #14
                            Re: Jesus Camp

                            Did you see the little girl in the bowling alley approach the woman and like try to save her and the woman was like wanting to bitch slap that kid?
                            And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                            • Hushed_Agony
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: Jesus Camp

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              GLORY!

                              We do offer a Christian Gun Camp.

                              Sign your kid up TODAY! Create another Solider for JESUS!!

                              GUN CAMP

                              Helpful, Sister Thumper

                              BTB, I was just reading over the camp brochure and schedule and I do believe my bastard child (from my sinnin' days) does fit into that camp. I will sign him up this weekend. Praise! His mother has nothing to do with me, do you know the rules on if I go snatch him from that sinners home and sign him up? She is straight from the evil world. She should be held liable, right? She is the one that is in the wrong by not signing him up. I have to take action before he ends up being a nancyboy, prancing around lovin' homers, dresses and whatever vile things are entailed in that lifestyle.

                              Thanks BTB, most helpful
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                              Hushed
                              And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                              Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                              Pslams 51:7

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