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  • Andreas
    Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 249

    #1

    What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

    Is it sweet and fluffy? Just like Jesus?

    Soon in Christ
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

    Excuse me? Pastor Zeke is MY honeypie.

    He won't be procreating with Sister Talitha

    Upset, Sister Thumper
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    • Andreas
      Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 249

      #3
      Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

      Excuse me? Pastor Zeke is MY honeypie.

      He won't be procreating with Sister Talitha

      Upset, Sister Thumper
      Ok, I apologize.

      What animal will come out when you two have a baby?
      Soon in Christ

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

        Andreas, you are now half a second from being banned.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

          Something like this in HIS image...I'm sure...being that we are both blonde haired and blue eyed like JESUS

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #6
            Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

            Originally posted by Andreas View Post
            Is it sweet and fluffy? Just like Jesus?

            That looks like a picture of Hitoshi.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Excuse me? Pastor Zeke is MY honeypie.

              He won't be procreating with Sister Talitha

              Upset, Sister Thumper
              Don't fret Sister T. This young Homer is just trying to cause trouble.
              I am very aware of your True Love for Pastor Ezekiel.
              I have to admit to having a slight crush on Bobby Joe but I have nothing but utmost respect for YOUR Ezekiel.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Andreas
                Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 249

                #8
                Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                Pastor Al, are you saying Pastor Ezekiel is Hitoshis father.
                Soon in Christ

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                  Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                  Pastor Al, are you saying Pastor Ezekiel is Hitoshis father.
                  Oh Dear Lord©

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                    Pastor Al, are you saying Pastor Ezekiel is Hitoshis father.
                    You just got another 50 warning points.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • MoonFlower
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 522

                      #11
                      Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                      Originally posted by Andreas View Post
                      Pastor Al, are you saying Pastor Ezekiel is Hitoshis father.
                      Wow...you're pretty slow kid. You should seriously lay of the drugs before you end up brain dead.

                      Moon
                      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                      • Hitoshi
                        Professor of Engrish
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 446

                        #12
                        Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        That looks like a picture of Hitoshi.
                        I am notice similarity between these picture.
                        Last edited by Hitoshi; 02-19-2008, 09:39 AM.

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                        • Enobarbus
                          Professor of English Landover University
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3496

                          #13
                          Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                          I am notice similarity between these picture.
                          Hitorashi, you herpes ridden little yellow sinner, dissing the Godly Pastor Al is not a good way to remain on good terms with Landover.

                          Salvation® for you will be difficult enough as it is, without this sort of attack on one of God's chosen leaders.
                          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                          • Andreas
                            Unsaved Atheist Nazi Trash
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 249

                            #14
                            Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                            Hitorashi, you herpes ridden little yellow sinner, dissing the Godly Pastor Al is not a good way to remain on good terms with Landover.

                            Salvation® for you will be difficult enough as it is, without this sort of attack on one of God's chosen leaders.
                            Who's feeling grumpy?

                            Soon in Christ

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #15
                              Re: What animal comes out when zeke and sister Talitha have a baby

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              I am notice similarity between these picture.
                              Yes, so do I.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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