The truth about Jesus

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

He was a drunkard, and a homosexual.

How?

Let me prove it to you.

Jesus, he COULD hae just drank the water, but instead, decided to turn it into wine. Why? Cause he wanted a buzz when he went to see the apostles so give it to them through their backdoor.

Also, why are all the apostles men?

And why aren't women allowed in heaven?

>_>

It seems to me, god only wants men for 1 reason and one reason only.

To have a wicked "Pride Week."

Satan, atleast, had the smarts to get out of heaven when he could, and now reigns in the hottest club in all eternity. Where the women are smoking, and the men can last forever.

Jesus.

A holy man?

If you read your bible, then fsck no.

Jesus was the most out-of-the-closet homosexual you could ever name. And he liked his booze to.

I hope you enjoyed this little expose on the dead man you so idly worship.

~ Shal

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: The truth about Jesus

He was a drunkard, and a homosexual.

How?

Let me prove it to you.

Jesus, he COULD have just drank the water, but instead, decided to turn it into wine. Why? Cause he wanted a buzz when he went to see the apostles so give it to them through their backdoor.

Also, why are all the apostles men?

And why aren't women allowed in heaven?

>_>

It seems to me, god only wants men for 1 reason and one reason only.

To have a wicked "Pride Week."

Satan, at least, had the smarts to get out of heaven when he could, and now reigns in the hottest club in all eternity. Where the women are smoking, and the men can last forever.

Jesus.

A holy man?

If you read your bible, then fsck no.

Jesus was the most out-of-the-closet homosexual you could ever name. And he liked his booze to.

I hope you enjoyed this little expose on the dead man you so idly worship.

~ Shal

Seems to me that Shal here is correct.

Everything in the bible implies Jesus is gay. LBC thinks KJ is gay because ALL englishmen are gay. So.

Let's look at this.

1.) Gay Person wrote the bible.
2.) Gay People worship Gay Bible
3.)Gay Bible about a Gay Man

That's about right.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: The truth about Jesus

He was a drunkard, and a homosexual.

How?

Let me prove it to you.

Jesus, he COULD hae just drank the water, but instead, decided to turn it into wine. Why? Cause he wanted a buzz when he went to see the apostles so give it to them through their backdoor.

Also, why are all the apostles men?

And why aren't women allowed in heaven?

>_>

It seems to me, god only wants men for 1 reason and one reason only.

To have a wicked "Pride Week."

Satan, atleast, had the smarts to get out of heaven when he could, and now reigns in the hottest club in all eternity. Where the women are smoking, and the men can last forever.

Jesus.

A holy man?

If you read your bible, then fsck no.

Jesus was the most out-of-the-closet homosexual you could ever name. And he liked his booze to.

I hope you enjoyed this little expose on the dead man you so idly worship.

~ Shal

Oh so damn true...

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: The truth about Jesus

Jesus drank, but he din't get drunk. It was them nasty joos that spread them drunkenness rumors about him, as the Bible tell us. And they is no reason to believe Jesus had been a homer. He was just too good fo' womens, bein' God incranate an' all that. And if He was a homer, why would He tell us to kill homers in the Bible? Is you retarded or somethin'? And it be common sense why they wasn't any women apostles, because MEN is meant to be leaders and the womens is meant to be subserviant to them.

Also, it do not be appreciated that you be promotin' yo chinkanese comic book website in every post you makes. Don't think that haven't been noticed! How wouldchoo like it if we went up in YO site and started promotin' Landover? You just be downright rude!