[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Research

How is it not a real university? I'm doing a masters in herpetology also... [...]

Obviously it is not a real university! How can you do a "masters"? Everything you need to know about snakes is in The Bible;

Ge:3:1: Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
Ge:3:2: And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
Ge:3:4: And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
Ge:3:13: And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
Ge:3:14: And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
Ge:49:17: Dan shall be a serpent by the way, an adder in the path, that biteth the horse heels, so that his rider shall fall backward.
Ex:4:3: And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it.
Ex:7:9: When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast it before Pharaoh, and it shall become a serpent.
Ex:7:10: And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent.
Ex:7:12: For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.
Ex:7:15: Get thee unto Pharaoh in the morning; lo, he goeth out unto the water; and thou shalt stand by the river's brink against he come; and the rod which was turned to a serpent shalt thou take in thine hand.
Nu:21:6: And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Nu:21:7: Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have spoken against the LORD, and against thee; pray unto the LORD, that he take away the serpents from us. And Moses prayed for the people.
Nu:21:8: And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
Nu:21:9: And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.
De:8:15: Who led thee through that great and terrible wilderness, wherein were fiery serpents, and scorpions, and drought, where there was no water; who brought thee forth water out of the rock of flint;
De:32:24: They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust.
2Ki:18:4: He removed the high places, and brake the images, and cut down the groves, and brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made: for unto those days the children of Israel did burn incense to it: and he called it Nehushtan.
Job:26:13: By his spirit he hath garnished the heavens; his hand hath formed the crooked serpent.
Psalms:58:4: Their poison is like the poison of a serpent: they are like the deaf adder that stoppeth her ear;
Psalms:140:3: They have sharpened their tongues like a serpent; adders' poison is under their lips. Selah.
Proverb:23:32: At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
Proverb:30:19: The way of an eagle in the air; the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid.
Ec:10:8: He that diggeth a pit shall fall into it; and whoso breaketh an hedge, a serpent shall bite him.
Ec:10:11: Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better.
Isa:14:29: Rejoice not thou, whole Palestina, because the rod of him that smote thee is broken: for out of the serpent's root shall come forth a cockatrice, and his fruit shall be a fiery flying serpent.
Isa:27:1: In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.
Isa:30:6: The burden of the beasts of the south: into the land of trouble and anguish, from whence come the young and old lion, the viper and fiery flying serpent, they will carry their riches upon the shoulders of young asses, and their treasures upon the bunches of camels, to a people that shall not profit them.
Isa:65:25: The wolf and the lamb shall feed together, and the lion shall eat straw like the bullock: and dust shall be the serpent's meat. They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain, saith the LORD.
Jer:8:17: For, behold, I will send serpents, cockatrices, among you, which will not be charmed, and they shall bite you, saith the LORD.
Jer:46:22: The voice thereof shall go like a serpent; for they shall march with an army, and come against her with axes, as hewers of wood.
Am:5:19: As if a man did flee from a lion, and a bear met him; or went into the house, and leaned his hand on the wall, and a serpent bit him.
Am:9:3: And though they hide themselves in the top of Carmel, I will search and take them out thence; and though they be hid from my sight in the bottom of the sea, thence will I command the serpent, and he shall bite them:
Mic:7:17: They shall lick the dust like a serpent, they shall move out of their holes like worms of the earth: they shall be afraid of the LORD our God, and shall fear because of thee.

You can go home now, study the Bible, become a True Christian™ and get a real job instead of slacking at taxpayers' expense!

[Caboose]

Re: Research

So then it's not a real university. As I suspected.

I am advising all True Christians™ to treat this chinless wonder as hostile. He is obviously here on the orders of satan.

How is it not a real university? I'm doing a masters in herpetology also... Also i have no faith, that means i do not believe in satan either... this was a fact finding mission, views, beliefs, ideals, etc... not an attack on you... I've seen what other people have posted and i have not come anywhere near to their comments have said.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So then it's not a real university. As I suspected.

I am advising all True Christians(tm) to treat this chinless wonder as hostile. He is obviously here on the orders of satan.

[Caboose]

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Well, you came to this forum and True Christianity is the dominating point of view here. So if you say you don't believe in God, you will receive some surprised responses. Also keep in mind that we deal with a lot of weird people: often, people come here asking for help and then it turns out they just come to mock us... or they pretend to be Christian and then a few messages later they're saying God doesn't exist.

Well i hope you can see my sincerity.

[James Hutchins]

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Essex University... its in england... im english...

Ah, as I suspected. That does explain quite a bit.

[Caboose]

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Essex University... its in england... im english...

[GOD=life]

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but because i have no faith myself, do you not see me as, a bit crazy?

Not entirely: I would compare it to a blind man not knowing what a rainbow is. The blind man isn't crazy or irrational at all: from his perspective, he honestly cannot see. The blind man who has never seen colors will logically and rationally come to the conclusion that the rainbow doesn't exist.

You, as an atheist may in fact lead an honest, productive, caring and loving life. It's not impossible at all. The problem, however, is that the Bible is clear that you will go to Hell, regardless of how good a person you are. Even though the Bible is crystal clear on this topic, it remains confusing to many Christians that good people will go to Hell: how can nice people who don't hurt anyone go to Hell??

In fact (see my signature), the Bible also indicates that Christians who do not have a solid foundation for their faith will go to Hell, even though they've spread (what they saw as) the Word of God their entire lives.

You may find some of our positions outrageous and in conflict with your conscience, but what you really should be researching (in my opinion) is whether those positions are consistent with the Bible or not. And with that, I mean the entire Bible, not an isolated chapter.

Happiness is what makes you happy, i am not here to tell you "your happiness is wrong" as i would not expect any member of this forum to tell me that my happiness is false.

Well, you came to this forum and True Christianity is the dominating point of view here. So if you say you don't believe in God, you will receive some surprised responses. Also keep in mind that we deal with a lot of weird people: often, people come here asking for help and then it turns out they just come to mock us... or they pretend to be Christian and then a few messages later they're saying God doesn't exist.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Of corse, Robin Heartly, 01702 308 298

What university is he at?

[Caboose]

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Of corse, Robin Heartly, 01702 308 298

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well if all what you say is true then you may mock me when i am dead...

However, Terminal Velocity for a person, naked, is 200mph feet/head first.

in bellyflop Terminal Velocity is about 90mph.

So, not every thing you just stated is 100% accurate, i shall have to stay with my own beliefs.

I guess only time will tell.

What exactly do you want here? You're injecting yourself into your alleged research an awful lot.

I'd like the name and phone number of your professor, please.

[Caboose]

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Well if all what you say is true then you may mock me when i am dead...

However, Terminal Velocity for a person, naked, is 200mph feet/head first.

in bellyflop Terminal Velocity is about 90mph.

So, not every thing you just stated is 100% accurate, i shall have to stay with my own beliefs.

I guess only time will tell.

[James Hutchins]

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You absolute rejection of God will absolutely send you to Hell. You know what hell is like? One day soon, you will die.
You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Caboose]

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For now. I have no doubt you'll be crawling back on bloodied knees, begging for forgiveness.
No, happiness is what makes God happy. If not for Him, we would not be. Since you do nothing to make God happy, therefore you cannot truly be happy, you just think you are. The point will come, you'll be sitting in a filthy darkened room, wondering what happened to make youee life Hell on earth. Remember the warnings and pleadings of this day.

'Feel Good' Heathens like you make me sick!

James, I have no faith, i have never stepped into a church. I Never will. I do not believe in heaven or hell. After life. Or gods of any beliefs.

I have never read the bible other than an educational/research source.

Please do not make any judgments about me, i am guided by morals and common sense, not god/faith.

[James Hutchins]

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Its subjective as i am asking particular questions and noting the responses.

...and making your disagreement known, not very good research.

I have no issues with you mate. you seem a very down to earth kind of guy. I understand about speaking openly, but because i have no faith myself, do you not see me as, a bit crazy?

Crazy? No, but we see you as mis-guided and ill-informed. People like you ineveitably become death bed repenters. God is used to this ploy and your efforts will fail. You must repent now and live your life according to True Christian(tm) values.

And no i dont have a problem with it, im not on some futile crusade to releive allwomen from opression. They are more than capable of doing it for them selves, if they so wish.

At least you are not a total idiot.

I am happy in life, wife, child, house and omission of faith.

For now. I have no doubt you'll be crawling back on bloodied knees, begging for forgiveness.

you and others on this forum are happy in life with wife/husband, children, house and your Almighty God.

Of course we are, we are right with God!

Happiness is what makes you happy, i am not here to tell you "your happiness is wrong" as i would not expect any member of this forum to tell me that my happiness is false.

Caboose

No, happiness is what makes God happy. If not for Him, we would not be. Since you do nothing to make God happy, therefore you cannot truly be happy, you just think you are. The point will come, you'll be sitting in a filthy darkened room, wondering what happened to make youee life Hell on earth. Remember the warnings and pleadings of this day.

'Feel Good' Heathens like you make me sick!

[Caboose]

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Its subjective as i am asking particular questions and noting the responses.

I have no issues with you mate. you seem a very down to earth kind of guy. I understand about speaking openly, but because i have no faith myself, do you not see me as, a bit crazy?

And no i dont have a problem with it, im not on some futile crusade to releive allwomen from opression. They are more than capable of doing it for them selves, if they so wish.

I am happy in life, wife, child, house and omission of faith.

you and others on this forum are happy in life with wife/husband, children, house and your Almighty God.

Happiness is what makes you happy, i am not here to tell you "your happiness is wrong" as i would not expect any member of this forum to tell me that my happiness is false.

Caboose