[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

The war in the Middle East and now the earthquake in Haiti prove this verse to be true.

Matthew 24:7-9
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

With the way we True Christians are persecuted and attacked like we are being by the ungrateful darkies in Haiti, also points to the end of Days.

All these are the beginning of sorrows.
Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.


The election of that uppity boy Obama certainly points to the end.

Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

This has been done thanks to efforts of our own Rev. Jim and countless other Missionaries throughout history.

Matthew 24:14
And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

I don't need to tell you Brothers and Sisters how many false Christians there are in this, the end of times.

2 Timothy 3:1-2,5
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,

Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

Bone chilling stuff Brother Levi! What more evidence can you ask for? All TRUE Christians know the end is near, we are just the first ones to pick a date:

http://www.yourlifesource.com/truth.htm

http://www.articlesbase.com/religion-articles/the-rapture-is-near-559671.html

http://www.cuttingedge.org/News/n2077.cfm

http://www.tedmontgomery.com/bblovrvw/emails/endoftheage.html

http://www.votbg.org/macdonald002.htm

http://theraptureisnear.com/

http://bibleprobe.com/rapture.htm

http://www.av1611.org/666.html

http://www.how-near-armageddon.org/

http://www.biblebelievers.biz/nl085.htm

http://armageddononline.tripod.com/bible.htm

http://throwingstardna.livejournal.com/

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/061906dnmetendtime.159937b.html

[Free Market Fred]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!

I find this very interesting. As a general rule, the world ending is bad for the stock market. If the world is going to end on March 4, I suggest taking a major short position on March 3, leveraging the Dow Jones Industrial Average through one of our mutual funds at a 10:1 ratio.

With the profits, it should be easy to buy yourself a place in Heaven.

I've always thought of the Lord as a CEO, presiding over a giant corporation (the Universe). In other words, He understands finance, so if you've got the cash, you're guaranteed a place on the Heaven Executive Compensation Committee. No matter what you've done during your life, a good pile of the green stuff and the Pearly Gates will be open wide to you.



I just wonder if they have Cambodian Bible students in Heaven?


Cambodian
Bible student

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

[Aristotle]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I find this very interesting. As a general rule, the world ending is bad for the stock market. If the world is going to end on March 4, I suggest taking a major short position on March 3, leveraging the Dow Jones Industrial Average through one of our mutual funds at a 10:1 ratio.

With the profits, it should be easy to buy yourself a place in Heaven.

I've always thought of the Lord as a CEO, presiding over a giant corporation (the Universe). In other words, He understands finance, so if you've got the cash, you're guaranteed a place on the Heaven Executive Compensation Committee. No matter what you've done during your life, a good pile of the green stuff and the Pearly Gates will be open wide to you.



I just wonder if they have Cambodian Bible students in Heaven?


Cambodian
Bible student


Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred

March 3 may be calling it too close. What if you are raptured, as a good percentage of TrueChristians™ will be, before the end?. You might miss the chance to put in your order. I suggest setting up an account so it can happen automatically. Imagine looking down from Heaven when Berkshire Hathaway stock breaks the buck!

[TheAnswer]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Scream glory Christians! The end is nigh! Soon we will be returned into the bosom of Christ, while the sinners are left to suffer the tribulation! If you haven't been saved yet, do so now! It is urgent!!!

I have been carefully studying the books of Revelation, Daniel, and other key passages in Matthew, Ezekiel, and Song of Solomon, and having computed some numbers, have realized the return of Jesus is going to be three weeks from now!

Now, I know some of you will say Jesus said we cannot predict the day and the hour, but the Bible actually says that near the end, the date and hour WILL become known!


Daniel 12: 9And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.
10Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
11And from the time that the daily sacrifice shall be taken away, and the abomination that maketh desolate set up, there shall be a thousand two hundred and ninety days.
12Blessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to the thousand three hundred and five and thirty days.
13But go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.

Edit: As per Brother Noah's revelation, it will be at 6:20 AM CST! Shout glory!

Good call

[TheAnswer]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

For some reason when I copied what I was going to write it put what I said above. Anyways, I will bet you $100,000 or anything that he will not be back on March 4th 2010.

[Levi Jones]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

For some reason when I copied what I was going to write it put what I said above. Anyways, I will bet you $100,000 or anything that he will not be back on March 4th 2010.

I am betting none of us will, friend.

[TheAnswer]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Yea, I figured.

[Levi Jones]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Yea, I figured.

Why not head on over to The introduction forum and tell us more about yourself?

[TheAnswer]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Sure brah. Thanks for the infraction!

[TheAnswer]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Sigh. Am I really going to have to make my 7th account on this forum?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I think so. It would allow all those Prius idiots to start driving decent cars like Hummers because they could finally stop worrying about the environment. I hate those slow crappy cars that only slow down the pace on our highways.

The funny thing is, when Jesus returns, their global warming theory will actually play out. Only problem is, it won't be because of carbon. It will because Jesus is tossing them into a lake of fire.

[James Dewitt]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I pray, sweet Jesus come take me home. I long to be by your side. Let me live in your light. If the end is near come and take me to my reward.

Praise Jesus.

[Caboose]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I know this will mostlikley be seen as blastphemous...(sp?)

but what happens... well... if nothing happens? constructive answers are the most usefull here please.

we've already established im going to burn already.

[Caboose]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I know this will mostlikley be seen as blastphemous...(sp?)

but what happens... well... if nothing happens? constructive answers are the most usefull here please.

we've already established im going to burn already.

This is a very interesting question, please some one answer. What would happen in on the 5th, i log on... post on here, and say "where'd he go"

Your closing the door on your time with no ability to gracefully reprise.

Other than saying "he changed his mind." but then if jesus was all knowing, he knows whats to come, so he would allways know at what point he was coming back. so he wouldnt have to change his mind at any stage.

Comments?

[Freeks-Angel]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I got told that the world was going to end on Decmeber 21 2012. Or was I told wrong?