[Bob4God]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

This has truly been an amazing journey. And the Bible has been spot on the entire time!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Amen! Everything has happened as the Bible stated. Jesus today began his reign on earth - invisibly from heaven. Today, March 4, 2010, is the beginning of the end!

[Wide-Open]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

ACK!

I just gave my car to a passing tramp, as I won't need it anymore.

Um. OK, this is a problem. I'm not sure if you can Baptize yourself.

OK, here's what to do. I think. I'm not sure. Run outside, find a garden hose, and ask someone to squirt you, whilst you say in a loud voice "I accept Jesus Christ as my LORD and my Savior!"

I'm not sure this will work, I'll have to consult with the other Pastors on this. I've never been in a rapture situation before, so I'm not thinking straight.

Let me get back to you.

[Rachel Sue]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I would come over with my SuperSoaker and do it myself, but I read that you took the plane to attend Rev. Jim's party.

Brother Wide Open, I'm still here. We got to the airport and I realized that I'd left my cherry pie on the counter. Philippe tried to delay the plane long enough for me to drive home and grab it, but unfortunately they had to leave before I could get back.

You'd be most welcome to come Baptize me and keep me company while we wait to hear something official from Freehold. (I don't trust a single thing that Cassandra says, we all know she's a lying heathen.)

Since Philippe is unsaved (like me) I expect that he can let us know if anybody at Rev. Jim's party got left behind. He should be there before too long. I haven't heard anything from anyone. I hope they all made it alright!

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Those idiots on the town square are still there. Apparently they will wait until 12 PM before they realize that it has been a quite stupid mistake.

[charley92]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I am still alive!

[Spirit Rain]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I evereyone still here?

[Wide-Open]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I am

Yes, but then again, you would, as you haven't been Saved(R) yet.

I would come over with my SuperSoaker and do it myself, but I read that you took the plane to attend Rev. Jim's party. I hope you get there in time.

Anyone else? I'm getting a bit worried now.

[Philippe]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Brothers, Sisters, are you all still there?

I am

[Wide-Open]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Brothers, Sisters, are you all still there?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

so hows it going?

I saw them about fifteen minutes ago, many of them were already gathered on the town square, gazing up to the clouds:



Aren't these retards amazing?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

so hows it going?

Quite nice actually, I am sitting on the porch waiting for the fireworks.

[michele]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

so hows it going?

[James Hutchins]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

67 minutes to go............

[Philippe]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Don't forget, brothers and sisters, to attend my World Blow-up Bash tonight! It's being held at my estate in Apostle's Grove. We got three indoor heated swimming pools so make sure you bring your swimming suits. It will be fully catered with BBQ. We have over a hundred people showing up (including two dozen of my recent graduates of my Ladies of the Lord program), so PM me or call my cell phone if you're going to drop by.

It's going to be like New Year's. We are going to have a countdown to the final second and I've hired a fireworks company to shoot some awesome displays in the air. Yes, it's illegal, but at this point, does it really matter?

Let us celebrate together that God will finally destroy this wicked world and us True Christians™ will enjoy each other's company for all eternity in Heaven.

Rachel and I are on our way to the airport so we can participate to your party, Reverend. After all, who cares if I don't show up at work today, right?
I just hope we won't arrive too late.