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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Only 7 hours until the rapture.
Here I come, LORD!
Only 7 hours until the rapture.
Here I come, LORD!
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Rachel and I are on our way to the airport so we can participate to your party, Reverend. After all, who cares if I don't show up at work today, right?Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostDon't forget, brothers and sisters, to attend my World Blow-up Bash tonight! It's being held at my estate in Apostle's Grove. We got three indoor heated swimming pools so make sure you bring your swimming suits. It will be fully catered with BBQ. We have over a hundred people showing up (including two dozen of my recent graduates of my Ladies of the Lord program), so PM me or call my cell phone if you're going to drop by.
It's going to be like New Year's. We are going to have a countdown to the final second and I've hired a fireworks company to shoot some awesome displays in the air. Yes, it's illegal, but at this point, does it really matter?
Let us celebrate together that God will finally destroy this wicked world and us True Christians™ will enjoy each other's company for all eternity in Heaven.
I just hope we won't arrive too late.Psalm 1:5
Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
67 minutes to go............Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
so hows it going?Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Quite nice actually, I am sitting on the porch waiting for the fireworks.Originally posted by michele View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
I saw them about fifteen minutes ago, many of them were already gathered on the town square, gazing up to the clouds:Originally posted by michele View Post
Aren't these retards amazing?
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Brothers, Sisters, are you all still there?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Yes, but then again, you would, as you haven't been Saved(R) yet.Originally posted by Philippe View PostI am
I would come over with my SuperSoaker and do it myself, but I read that you took the plane to attend Rev. Jim's party. I hope you get there in time.
Anyone else? I'm getting a bit worried now.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
I evereyone still here?You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
I am still alive!Live. Laugh. Love. <3Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Those idiots on the town square are still there. Apparently they will wait until 12 PM before they realize that it has been a quite stupid mistake.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Brother Wide Open, I'm still here. We got to the airport and I realized that I'd left my cherry pie on the counter. Philippe tried to delay the plane long enough for me to drive home and grab it, but unfortunately they had to leave before I could get back.Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
You'd be most welcome to come Baptize me and keep me company while we wait to hear something official from Freehold. (I don't trust a single thing that Cassandra says, we all know she's a lying heathen.)
Since Philippe is unsaved (like me) I expect that he can let us know if anybody at Rev. Jim's party got left behind. He should be there before too long. I haven't heard anything from anyone. I hope they all made it alright!
The KJV 1611. Read It. Learn It. Love It. LIVE IT.
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
ACK!
I just gave my car to a passing tramp, as I won't need it anymore.
Um. OK, this is a problem. I'm not sure if you can Baptize yourself.
OK, here's what to do. I think. I'm not sure. Run outside, find a garden hose, and ask someone to squirt you, whilst you say in a loud voice "I accept Jesus Christ as my LORD and my Savior!"
I'm not sure this will work, I'll have to consult with the other Pastors on this. I've never been in a rapture situation before, so I'm not thinking straight.
Let me get back to you.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!
Amen! Everything has happened as the Bible stated. Jesus today began his reign on earth - invisibly from heaven. Today, March 4, 2010, is the beginning of the end!Comment
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