[TheHeathen]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

...you are all as crazy as the muslims.

I'll be the first to post on the 4th of March (UK time and US time, I'm over the pond at the moment), to rub it in you faces.

[Philippe]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Less than 24 hours now! The Rapture is upon us! I can't wait to laugh at all those unbelieving scumbags who derided us.

JESUS IS COMING....REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!

Reverend, I think I just saw a light in the dark sky here.
Could it be the first sign already?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Less than 24 hours now! The Rapture is upon us! I can't wait to laugh at all those unbelieving scumbags who derided us.

JESUS IS COMING....REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!

[Philippe]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

A few hours to realize you're wrong? I indeed think so

Autosuggestion attempts won't save you

[Sariel]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Are you as excited as I am?

Only a few hours to go now Brother!

A few hours to realize you're wrong? I indeed think so

[Wide-Open]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Goodbye evil world. Can't say I'll miss you!

Are you as excited as I am?

Only a few hours to go now Brother!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Goodbye evil world. Can't say I'll miss you!

[Levi Jones]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I hope you guys have already sold all your possesions and starved yourselves for a couple of days. Sure, why not triple mortgage your house to give money to the church. Your hopeful looks will turn to dismay when you realize that the world isnt going to end for many, many years. I'm not a fan of being homeless, are you?

I think that is the precise thing most of us are going for.

Luke 12:33
Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.

[Sariel]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I hope you guys have already sold all your possesions and starved yourselves for a couple of days. Sure, why not triple mortgage your house to give money to the church. Your hopeful looks will turn to dismay when you realize that the world isnt going to end for many, many years. I'm not a fan of being homeless, are you?

[Raven.]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Mmm. true yet i wish to make a bet with my life today so if i burn, i burn

We will all see, won't we?

Raven

[True Disciple]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

If you guys are right then if i end up burning in hell then i'll will then believe my thoughts as mistakes, even if it is too late.

i'm looking foward to this, lets see shall we?

Raven

Why don't you repent right now and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour? You still have about one day left to do so before it is too late, you know. Aren't you aware of the tribulations that will visit the earth after we've been raptured?

[Raven.]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

If you guys are right then if i end up burning in hell then i'll will then believe my thoughts as mistakes, even if it is too late.

i'm looking foward to this, lets see shall we?

Raven

[True Disciple]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I'll be packing tonight whatever I need on my way to heaven tomorrow (King James Bible, binoculars for looking at atheists suffering in the tribulation, a musical instrument to play Godly music praising God, etc.), I will come to Zeke's party after that. I am glad to tell you that Project Habakkuk is still on schedule. Glory!

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I've been wondering what time (NZDT) the Rapture will take place; will I be Raptured on the 4th, or on the 5th to coincide with the Rapture of my American Brothers and Sisters in Christ? I sincerely pray it is the 5th for me, as I have absolutely no desire to push and shove my way to the front of the Rapture queue.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Just 2 more days, people! I'm starting to get excited.