[MarkHenry]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I have a really important question about March 4th. I will try to formulate it in such a way that I get an answer and not some quotes and swearwords tossed at me. Please answer both questions, not one of them, otherwise skip them.

Question #1
"What will you do if March 4th is not the end of the world and nothing happens?"

Question #2
"If you are wrong about the world ending on March 4th, what will you say to all those who doubted you?"

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Donate them to the Church! 2 Corinthians 9:7 "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver."

I already put a for sale sign in the lawn of Mrs. Johnson. I am sure Mister Johnson wants it that way.

Done and double done!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Well, it would be nice to include your brother congregation in North Salem, Indiana in the project, don't you think?

That's not up to me my friend. But rest assured everyone will benefit from it.

Psalm 19:1 "The heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament shows His handiwork."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

We are not allowed to discuss the specifics of Project Habakkuk, but I assure you it is glorious.

2 Chronicles 9:22-23 "And king Solomon passed all the kings of the earth in riches and wisdom. And all the kings of the earth sought the presence of Solomon, to hear his wisdom, that God had put in his heart."

Well, it would be nice to include your brother congregation in North Salem, Indiana in the project, don't you think?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

We are not allowed to discuss the specifics of Project Habakkuk, but I assure you it is glorious.

2 Chronicles 9:22-23 "And king Solomon passed all the kings of the earth in riches and wisdom. And all the kings of the earth sought the presence of Solomon, to hear his wisdom, that God had put in his heart."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: pre-tribulation rapture

Project Habbukuk should solve this problem, don't you think?

Landover's flock plans to escape the rising global tides on an unsinkable British aircraft carrier made of pykrete?

But . . . what if it melts?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

See you guys in Heaven! Do you think we should organize a place to meet once we're there?

Brother Jacob, I can't decide whether we should meet up at the Tree of Life or the hell viewing center, so we can laugh at all the unsaved trash roasting in the Lake of Fire.

The very first activity I'm signing up for is flying the GODLY skies with our Lord.

Psalm 18:10
And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.

If it's good enough for God to ride a cherub-chariot, then it's good enough for me! Amazing really, that such a small creature can support the weight of God ... they remind me of bumblebees for some reason or another.

It would be rather exciting to ride a cherub who was armed with a bow and arrow; swooping over Hell and firing arrows at the unsaved. Glory! However, in my prayers of late I have been asking God to put together a dress code for the cherubs -- I suggested long trousers -- as I don't fancy flying around on nude, wobbly flesh.

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[Aristotle]

Re: pre-tribulation rapture

We live in a very exciting time and I so can't wait to see His face.

Im in love with this guy with this higher love named JESUS, and can't wait for my Lord to come back. Not trying to get left behind like Kirk Cameron hehe..

That is my passion- along with keeping up with end-times events!

I am a born-again Christian who loves the Lord and talking about Him and His coming. Until I came to this forum, I didn't think I would ever find brothers and sisters in Christ who shared my love for the Lord's return as much as I do.
There are so many professing Christians that have always found me strange for wanting to talk about the Lord and being so tired of this world.

I am so glad that I have found a place where so many believers share my love for the Lord's truth, are so saddened by the growing apostasy taking place within Christendom, and longing to go home to be with our Savior and Lord! I know now that I'm not a strange Christian after all!

Project Habbukuk should solve this problem, don't you think?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Speaking of which, has stage "2:16" been finished yet? I need to know before "3:12" can be done.

Specifics regarding Project Habbakuk are strictly verboten. You should know that being the Lead Logistics Coordinator. Further Project Habbakuk dealings should be done in 256-bit encrypted private conversations.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Thank God we had the foresight to get Project Habakkuk off the ground in time, eh?

Speaking of which, has stage "2:16" been finished yet? I need to know before "3:12" can be done.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: pre-tribulation rapture

I was always taught that you must always be ready to be raptured at anytime in case JESUS comes before any other signs are given like a peace treaty with Israel because you may die at any moment and then you are judged. Has anybody heard about someone being raptured yet? I thought I saw a case yesterday when a car came down the hill and ran into the tree of my front yard. There was no driver but it turned out to be simply a parking brake failure.

PRAISE JESUS!

We live in a very exciting time and I so can't wait to see His face.

Im in love with this guy with this higher love named JESUS, and can't wait for my Lord to come back. Not trying to get left behind like Kirk Cameron hehe..

That is my passion- along with keeping up with end-times events!

I am a born-again Christian who loves the Lord and talking about Him and His coming. Until I came to this forum, I didn't think I would ever find brothers and sisters in Christ who shared my love for the Lord's return as much as I do.
There are so many professing Christians that have always found me strange for wanting to talk about the Lord and being so tired of this world.

I am so glad that I have found a place where so many believers share my love for the Lord's truth, are so saddened by the growing apostasy taking place within Christendom, and longing to go home to be with our Savior and Lord! I know now that I'm not a strange Christian after all!

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I have heard from a reliable source that there is a mean biscuits and gravy buffet in Heaven. That's where I'm making my first stop. Anybody else joining me?

I'm in too for a quick bite to eat. Since I'll be selling all of my possessions and tithing all of the money to Landover (Hopefully Jesus can use it to pay off all of Brother Hardwick's gambling debts so he doesn't die a debtor...) I won't have any money for food in the last few days of my life. I'm sure I'll be starving. Sounds like a plan!

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I have heard from a reliable source that there is a mean biscuits and gravy buffet in Heaven. That's where I'm making my first stop. Anybody else joining me?

[Levi Jones]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

See you guys in Heaven! Do you think we should organize a place to meet once we're there?

Brother Jacob, I can't decide whether we should meet up at the Tree of Life or the hell viewing center, so we can laugh at all the unsaved trash roasting in the Lake of Fire.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

That certainly is a negative attitude. You must really be fun to be around!

I know, Get a load of this junk.... whew! some atheists are bitter people....