[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

See you guys in Heaven! Do you think we should organize a place to meet once we're there?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Mayans! I wouldn't trust anything they say. Looks to me like they're all faggots, with that jewelry and body paint.



Not even the negro pimps I've seen in Houston wear that much jewelry.


Missionaries trying to persuade Mayan queer to put on his pants

Actually, the only ones in that tribe that do wear clothes are the commie guerilla Mayans, like Subcomandante Marx.


Subcomandante Marcos

I reckon he must be the son of Karl Marcos, the Joo Mexican who wrote Das Kapital. Well, all I can say is that I hope they all disappear on 21/12/2012, along with the rest of the beaners.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

Wow, I never knew that communism was invented by Mexicans! It makes sense though!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I got told that the world was going to end on Decmeber 21 2012. Or was I told wrong?

Of course you were wrong. That December 21, 2012 stuff is just superstitious nonsense, based on the writings of a thousands-year-old religion. We don't buy into that kind of stupidity. We only follow the Bible.

[Aristotle]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

While the public at our church is aware there is a Project Habakkuk going on, the details of said project are remaining secret, for now. To be on the safe side, I would limit references to the Project, and surely do not elaborate further on the workings.

SJ-74 was a disaster because someone had loose lips. I think you realize how important it is to keep mum about this whole affair. Are we on the same page, brother?

Absolutely. Pray to JESUS that the unbelievers will see the light before it is too late.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I thought gambling was against the Bible? So why are you betting Mike that the world won't end in a month?

Didn't you notice me mentioning my profit will go to the Church?

James 1:5 "If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."

[GOD=life]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I thought gambling was against the Bible? So why are you betting Mike that the world won't end in a month?

Mr. Hutchins is absolutely right. The world will end on March 4th. It's not a matter of gambling.

I have no interest in receiving money. After all, I'm only a month away from going to Heaven.

It's a metaphorical comparison to the gambling that people do with their souls: when their world ends (through death), they will see how their "gamble" paid off.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I thought gambling was against the Bible? So why are you betting Mike that the world won't end in a month?

It is an attempt to show the heathen his folly.

[PraiseOurLordGod]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Since you're so sure, would you like to bet money on that?

Okay, thank you for being a sport.

One detail though: I need the money now, because if the world does end, I can't spend it.

I thought gambling was against the Bible? So why are you betting Mike that the world won't end in a month?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I pray, sweet Jesus come take me home. I long to be by your side. Let me live in your light. If the end is near come and take me to my reward.

Praise Jesus.

I am wary of this sin-cursed world! Save me Jesus!

[GOD=life]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

I will bet you every single cent to my name. Ill even take it 25-1.

Okay, thank you for being a sport.

One detail though: I need the money now, because if the world does end, I can't spend it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Oh yes... I will bet you every single cent to my name. Ill even take it 25-1.

I will take that bet for $2500-$100. Since if we are right, and we are right, we will not be able to collect our money I have the following proposal. You pay me your $2500 immediately. I will of course donate it to the Church. If you win, which will not happen of course, you can come to my house march 5th to collect your $100 winnings. It's best to come around 5 pm right before I go hunting.

1 Timothy 6:10 "For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Since you're so sure, would you like to bet money on that?

Oh yes...

I will bet you every single cent to my name. Ill even take it 25-1.

[GOD=life]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Come march fifth I will laugh whole-heartedly and will be sure to return here and let you know of my enjoyment.

Since you're so sure, would you like to bet money on that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Come march fifth I will laugh whole-heartedly and will be sure to return here and let you know of my enjoyment.

Your laughter will soon turn to screams of agony, once you realize that March 5, 2010 will mark your first day in hellfire.

[Mike Gerrard]

Re: WARNING!!! The world is going to end on March 4, 2010!

Come march fifth I will laugh whole-heartedly and will be sure to return here and let you know of my enjoyment.