[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

At the end of the day, I think this "divorce scare" will prove to be a mere "tempest in a teapot".


The Hinns will weather this storm, and emerge the stronger. Satan may temp them to go against the Lord™s teachings and to divorce, but rest assured they will resist.

Praise The Lord! Your post is so inspiring!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1y4J4t6XAI

Benny Hinn sings "He Touched Me" (2010)





I want to be touched as well

[SUV]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

I want to be touched as well

I let JESUS touch me once, but when He began speaking Spanish I knew, I just knew, I had been horribly suckered once again

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

I let JESUS touch me once, but when He began speaking Spanish I knew, I just knew, I had been horribly suckered once again

Oh poor you!

I had an encounter like that as well

My Jesus even told me he could change water into wine, but I suspected something was wrong when I saw his nametag:

Jesus - head waiter at the Mirage in Las Vegas

[SUV]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

Jesus - head waiter at the Mirage in Las Vegas

You, too? That horrible playBoy! Let us Pray a Plague of Locust down upon His unHoly head!

May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!
May his Wife be plagued with runners in her hose!
May an elephant caress His weary toes -
May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

That is why it's so important to keep homosexuals out of the marriage union and statistics, as their promiscuous, fickle natures would drive the national divorce rate through the roof.

I hope Pastor Hinn will lay out the truth of his divorce soon. That truth is: "OUR MARRIAGE FAILED BECAUSE GAYS ARE MARRYING!"

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

You, too? That horrible playBoy! Let us Pray a Plague of Locust down upon His unHoly head!

May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!
May his Wife be plagued with runners in her hose!
May an elephant caress His weary toes -
May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!

Your prayer is truly inspiring. I know you made the Real Jesus smile.

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

I guess Obammy's wife has decided to do the same. He Certainly does look downhearted:

I don't understand who Obammy is

This looks like that fornicator Tiger Woods? Pox on him!

[SUV]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

I don't understand who Obammy is

This looks like that fornicator Tiger Woods? Pox on him!

Well, Sister, they all look alike, you know, heh-heh...

Sort of like those little mix-ups with "Jesus"

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

Well, Sister, they all look alike, you know, heh-heh...

Sort of like those little mix-ups with "Jesus"

Oh, now I get it

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

What a terrible woman! I heard a rumour that Suzanne Hinn, not unlike a laxative abuser, developed a lazy colon after one Holy Ghost enema too many. Understandably, Benny was reluctant to lay his hands on that.

Perhaps a Holy Ghost high colonic would help clear her out, Mrs. Rogers!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

Benny Hinn sings "He Touched Me" (2010)

Oh Lord™, seeing that title gave me such a fright!

Until I watched for myself, I feared there was some [faked] footage of Brother Hinn doing that old Barbra Streisand number in a piano bar

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

Mistress Cookie, I can honestly say that seeing Benny Hinn do Barbra Streisand is something I pray never to witness!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce

Mistress Cookie, I can honestly say that seeing Benny Hinn do Barbra Streisand is something I pray never to witness!

Now, Barbara doing Benny-knocking-people-to-the-floor, that might be something to see.