The Fallacy of the KJV...

[Father Thomas Martin]

It takes out several books from the Bible...And you say the Bible is infallible...

And King James? C'mon, would you read a bible that President Bush planned out?

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Read the NAB, or the RSV, or something like that...The Bible is the Word of God-get to hear everything God is saying, and get another Bible other than the KJV!

[weeping_willow]

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It takes out several books from the Bible...And you say the Bible is infallible...

And King James? C'mon, would you read a bible that President Bush planned out?

They probably would. They mention several times how he is a "Godly President" and how "he's gonna win the '08 Election" and things like that.

[Sista Lateefah]

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It takes out several books from the Bible...And you say the Bible is infallible...

And King James? C'mon, would you read a bible that President Bush planned out?

Them books that had got took out was cathylick books, so they's probably instruction manuals on Mary worship and on how to have sex with chillrens. And I hope I's not bein' blassimuss by sayin' this, but yes, I would read a Bible planned out by our Godly leader. I don't think I'd replace my KJV1611 with it, but I'd definitely put it next to my KJV1611 and read both o' thems at the same time. Praise the Lord! I's gonna write a letter to him right now and axe him if he haves any plans to do anythang like that in the future.

Read the NAB, or the RSV, or something like that...The Bible is the Word of God-get to hear everything God is saying, and get another Bible other than the KJV!

Get thee behind me, debbil! Of course you's gonna be doin' anythang you can to tempt us away from God's Word, because you wantsa drag us down to Hell with you.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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They probably would. They mention several times how he is a "Godly President" and how "he's gonna win the '08 Election" and things like that.

Come on now, be logical. President Bush can't run again thanks to the demoncrat brainchild called "term limits". What he can and will do is declare America in a state of emergency, and therefore extend his power indefinitely. Read up on it -- it truly is fascinating. Imagine, George Bush president until Jesus Returns

[Wash O'Hanley]

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If it were up to Catholics like you we'd be reading the kid's menus from Denny's in church. THE ANSWER TO THE JUMBLE IS "PICKLES", LORD BE PRAISED!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Them books that had got took out was cathylick books, so they's probably instruction manuals on Mary worship and on how to have sex with chillrens. And I hope I's not bein' blassimuss by sayin' this, but yes, I would read a Bible planned out by our Godly leader. I don't think I'd replace my KJV1611 with it, but I'd definitely put it next to my KJV1611 and read both o' thems at the same time. Praise the Lord! I's gonna write a letter to him right now and axe him if he haves any plans to do anythang like that in the future.

Wrong. These books were written before Jesus was born...Books like Tobit, Judith, Ester (Greek version), Wisdom, Sirach (aka Ecclesiasticus), Baruch, Bel & the Dragon, Susanna, Song of the Three Young Men, and 1 & 2 Maccabees (best known for the story of Hanukkah, which Jesus celebrated)

Get thee behind me, debbil! Of course you's gonna be doin' anythang you can to tempt us away from God's Word, because you wantsa drag us down to Hell with you.

For Pete's sake, could you PLEASE make one post which is not stereotypical and degrading to blacks (You make B.G. and Plies look like Barak Obama and Alan Keyes)

[Father Thomas Martin]

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If it were up to Catholics like you we'd be reading the kid's menus from Denny's in church. THE ANSWER TO THE JUMBLE IS "PICKLES", LORD BE PRAISED!

Your name sounds Irish-were you raised in a Catholic background as a kid?

You never lose a debate, because, my friend, you never make a logical point!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You foul ring-kissing papist dog. How DARE you waltz in here with your dress and beads and assault God Almighty with your satanic claptrap! The one true Bible is the Authorized KJV1611 Bible, and none other. It was inspired directly from God Himself. The allegations about King James are irrelevant, just as the allegations against our Godly president GWB are irrelevant. God chooses His instruments, and sometimes He uses fools or reprobates for His purposes.

The entire story of how and why the KJV1611 was transmitted and inspired by God can be seen HERE.

Don't come prancing in here demanding that we abandon Jesus and start wallowing in the filth that you mary worshipers do.

The only fallacy here is your false versions of God's Holy Word.

[Sista Lateefah]

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For Pete's sake, could you PLEASE make one post which is not stereotypical and degrading to blacks (You make B.G. and Plies look like Barak Obama and Alan Keyes)

This is Brother Ira, Sister Lateefah's husband.

Now you listen here, you old buzzard! My wife is a Godly woman, and I love her as much as a normal person possibly can love a colored! So I don't appreciate you making racist remarks to try to bring her down when she's already come so far in her walk with the Lord. I can only imagine what it's like for her to suppress her natural tendency to steal pies, but as God's word tells us, all things are possible through Him.

Besides, it's not like you have much room to talk about someone else's faults, considering the depraved things that you force five year old boys to do with you each night. And her primitive nigra grammar isn't nearly as important as her relationship with Jesus in the grand scheme of things. She might get sent to a lower form of Heaven than the normal folks, but at least that's better than being sent to Hell with depraved child buggering sodomites like yourself.

I wish you a swift journey to Hell, you cathaholic pig. And if it weren't for secular laws, I'd be more than happy to send you on your way there myself.

[lilith]

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"A Bible planned out by Dubya!!"

We can only speculate as to how far he might have got with it - pamphlet length perhaps.

Happily,we'll never know what gems it might have contained - given his dubious spelling skills - as the man is barely capable of stringing two words together.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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This is Brother Ira, Sister Lateefah's husband.

Now you listen here, you old buzzard! My wife is a Godly woman, and I love her as much as a normal person possibly can love a colored! So I don't appreciate you making racist remarks to try to bring her down when she's already come so far in her walk with the Lord. I can only imagine what it's like for her to suppress her natural tendency to steal pies, but as God's word tells us, all things are possible through Him.

Besides, it's not like you have much room to talk about someone else's faults, considering the depraved things that you force five year old boys to do with you each night. And her primitive nigra grammar isn't nearly as important as her relationship with Jesus in the grand scheme of things. She might get sent to a lower form of Heaven than the normal folks, but at least that's better than being sent to Hell with depraved child buggering sodomites like yourself.

I wish you a swift journey to Hell, you cathaholic pig. And if it weren't for secular laws, I'd be more than happy to send you on your way there myself.

How am I being racist...I'm just saying she needs to stop being stereotypical.

And 99.999999999999999999% of us DO NOT molest boys.

And condemning someone to hell might get you there yourself.

"There is but One Lawgiver and Judge, who can both save and destroy. Who are you, then, to judge your neigbor?" -James 4:13

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And condemning someone to hell might get you there yourself.

"There is but One Lawgiver and Judge, who can both save and destroy. Who are you, then, to judge your neigbor?" -James 4:13

You are not our neighbor, ring-kisser. You live in something called a "rectory", named after the little boy's rectums you so lust after. We live in a gated Christian community with luxurious estates and rolling hills. You'd never get within the security we have here, papist.

The Holy Bible does indeed talk about judgement. Jesus commands us to judge, in fact.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man

You being a mary worshiper means that you are unsaved trash and as such to be judged by us.

And Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

And friend, he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

Thus, Jesus expects True Christians to cast stones. Glory!

[Father Thomas Martin]

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You are not our neighbor, ring-kisser. You live in something called a "rectory", named after the little boy's rectums you so lust after. We live in a gated Christian community with luxurious estates and rolling hills. You'd never get within the security we have here, papist.

The Holy Bible does indeed talk about judgement. Jesus commands us to judge, in fact.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man

You being a mary worshiper means that you are unsaved trash and as such to be judged by us.

And Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

And friend, he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

Thus, Jesus expects True Christians to cast stones. Glory!

Uh, check your post. That means "he who has NEVER sinned"...

You've sinned, haven't you?

BTW, you still haven't checked out my BIG argument over here (At the bottom of):

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3911&page=2

[Sista Lateefah]

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Uh, check your post. That means "he who has NEVER sinned"...

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. - John 8:7

No wonder you wants us to abandon the KJV1611. You be wantin' to twist the Bible around so it say whatevah you wants it to say! The Lord said, "He that IS without sin", meanin' presently. And as I had pointed out to you in a earlier post, 1) these was joos and 2) this had been befo'e His (temporary) death on the cross, so they wasn't nobody without sin except Him. That changeded with His sacrifice at Calvary. Praise!!